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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 1:09AM s ls said

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that kids parents should get FALCON PUNCHED in face, and as for the dumbass brother who said he was in the balloon them aswell... on 2nd though that whole family should get FALCON PUNCHED for being a bunch of idiots. The dad said he was building an aircraft for people to use to get to work and back home with his family? WTF a balloon filled with helium in your back yard is going to do that?
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 1:28AM Shadowbender said

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I'm gonna get you back on SNL. Oh yes, it'll happen.
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 5:22AM RobLink said

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To balloon boy, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hiding place of all time!
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 1:18AM Shadowbender said

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No.
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 1:20AM StrikeFear13 said

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I'm already tired of hearing about this little kid. He already let slip on CNN, LIVE, that the whole thing was setup by his parents. The CNN guys were just too nice to let them get embarrassed and changed the subject really quick. IT WAS A MEDIA STUNT!
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 1:27AM Shadowbender said

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I agree. My comment below...
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 1:39AM Shadowbender said

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This video explains what I've been talking about. It was all a LIE. Poor kid...
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 3:12PM (Unverified) said

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for sure.. The fam was on wife swap and the dad claims to be some marketing wiz... Despite how obvious this is no one checked the frickin attic all day and gave them attention all day and are still reeling from it. Sooo silly
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 1:26AM Shadowbender said

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Ah, Balloon Boy. This whole story takes place in Colorado, so South Park, mark my words, will spoof this story.

You know, I bet it was all a publicity stunt set up BY the family for attention and fame. The family was on Wife Swap, so I bet that Dad was like "Wife Swap didn't do it for us kid! Get in the dang box in the attic! And you two kids, tell the cops you saw your brother get in the balloon! YouTube didn't work either. I need someone to set up an interview after this "incident". It's gonna work gosh dang it! It's all gonna freaking work!"

They were always publicizing themselves. I wonder...

Would've been cool if people reported the balloon as a UFO. That would be awesome.
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 1:36AM Mr B said

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What has become of the "news"... Nothing but mindless, meaningless crap.
If the "breaking news" or "top story" isn't focused on some stupid family or celebrity, it's the latest political circus performance... Facts are never straight, and the "real issues" are never followed up on.

Wake me up when Journalism becomes professional again.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:33AM Scratchcard said

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You should have been sleeping when you were typing. Sleeptyping?

Journalism was always fraught with muckraking and celebrity scandals. Just look for the more professional sources (a good many didn't even mention balloon boy) and ignore the tabloids and you'd be fine.
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 1:52AM RKN said

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All I know is that I am super pissed about that story and someone needs to pay. All that taxpayer's money wasted, all the time wasted by those people so worried that there was a real child in a runaway balloon.

Whether its the kids or his parent's, someone needs a spanking!
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 2:05AM rokubungi said

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as soon as I saw the size of the balloon he was supposedly in I remembered the mythbusters episode where they float a kid with balloons in a hanger.... it would probably take 3-4 of those weather balloons to float a 6 year old
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 9:48AM adamhalliwell said

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I thought the same thing. For reference, it takes over 45,000 liters of helium to lift 100 lbs. That balloon was too small to even lift a child. I don't understand why the police or the media didn't consider it.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:36PM (Unverified) said

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Naw...this mutha used tons of duct tape. Hell with that..you coulda launched your mother! He used Heavy Duty Reynolds Wrap too. That combo..yeah your mom would fly!
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 5:51AM Bowser Rogozhin said

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It's a rather sad indictment on our shallow society that a little boy is led to wholeheartedly believe that acting out is a positive, as it's all about the 'show.' I'm sure those were his words: 'doing it for the show.'

What show? The chance to be a five second celebrity on 24hour news? To have fat birds tweet their empty two-thirds sympathy, one-third disdain, at the outcome? Do our children really believe infamy is a greater end than quiet, hard work? The next generation are going to be even more worthless than ours, I feel. They truly will be the king tin pot of vacuousness.
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 10:56PM manyquestions said

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If the kid really thinks that way, a lot of it has to do with the parents. You can't really take that one kid and extrapolate out to "our shallow society."
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 11:00AM geo1378 said

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the kid was on talk shows and it looks like hes got a.d.d and cant sit still. he looks like a brat and needs a smack. oh then he threw up on national tv too. he should used in a birth control commercial
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 10:57AM The MAZZTer said

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I'd rather see the taxpayer money wasted on trying to rescue a child that doesn't need rescuing than some of the other things it's spent on.

That said, I did hear the bit about it possibly being staged by the parents. NOT cool guys.
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 3:13PM Special Agent Steve said

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Oddly enough, this game was commissioned by Obama himself.... using taxpayer's money.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 6:28AM MNeko said

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Too bad it's only for the game.com. No wonder it sucks!
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 1:27PM (Unverified) said

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L
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:14PM (Unverified) said

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I knew it was a farce from the get go. First of all ...if they were to make it believable they would have launched the middle kid NOT the baby of the family. It is like the red headed stepchild syndrome we have all heard about..the middle kid is frowned upon. If you were a cat and gave birth you would eat the middle kid. So no..this didn't fly with me from day 1!!!!!!!!!!!
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