The sentence following this sentence will be completely unprecedented for this humble news blog: We completely endorse
the practice of spending real-life money on virtual articles of clothing -- provided that clothing is the jersey seen above. Sure, black and pink jerseys may not be your style
, but when you purchase that shirt in PlayStation Home's
EA Sports Complex, the entirety of your $2.00 goes to the charity of New Orleans quarterback Drew Brees
, the Brees Dream Foundation, which raises money for breast cancer awareness.
Though altruism is its own reward, we'll sweeten the pot even further: Anyone seen wearing this jersey will be granted amnesty from our Quincying
, which has grown increasingly violent over the past few months. Trust us, it's a worthwhile investment.