We were certain -- absolutely certain -- that the epidemic of fractured television screens which cropped up with the release of the Wii had passed. Everyone's heard the horror stories, seen the blackened eyes and witnessed the ruined electronics, we thought. Everyone now knows the methods of avoiding Wiimote accidents during their exuberant Wii Sports bouts, we thought. The Home Shopping Network recently proved the inaccuracy of this observation.
The hilarity unfolds in the video after the jump. While some might grimace at the fate of the poor television featured in the video, remember that they're charging $330 for a Wii and 15 completely unnecessary controller attachments. Call it an accident, if you'd like -- we call it Karma in action.
Reader Comments (96)
Posted: Oct 19th 2009 1:20AM Grey Acumen said
actually, there is a double fail to his explanation. not only does the sensor bar not do the actual sensing, but the ir cameras are not at all used to track the motion used in the tennis game. That particular action is tracked by the accelerometers.
there's also the fact that he used the word "need" to describe the level of importance the various attachments have to your playing experience, but it's not like he gets to decide what crappy products he has to push so blatant bullshit is understandable.
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there's also the fact that he used the word "need" to describe the level of importance the various attachments have to your playing experience, but it's not like he gets to decide what crappy products he has to push so blatant bullshit is understandable.
Posted: Oct 19th 2009 7:57PM (Unverified) said
Just what in the hell do you think tracks the light from the bar then? Magic?
Retard(s).
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Retard(s).
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 6:58PM ChooChooCharlie said
That woman's laugh makes me want to kill myself. Or at least mute the video.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:04PM ArchiGamer said
You call it karma, I just call stupidity at its best.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:14PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
This is what you get when you upset the gaming gods.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:09PM (Unverified) said
What a god awful deal. You can buy that accessories pack for dirt cheap at damn near anywhere for $10; they're charging $130?! And it sold out?! I looked at the price and expected at least three big-name titles to come in the package as well, but no...my mind is boggled.
Not to mention that those accessories are the most useless hunks of plastic ever. The TV wouldn't have broken if he hadn't had that fat shit on the remote. There's a reason why you don't play real tennis in the living room, and this illustrates it.
Not to mention that those accessories are the most useless hunks of plastic ever. The TV wouldn't have broken if he hadn't had that fat shit on the remote. There's a reason why you don't play real tennis in the living room, and this illustrates it.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:11PM (Unverified) said
If only these people knew how bad they were getting ripped off. I honestly thought that price was for the Wii and TV at first.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:15PM CaptainProtonX said
HSN: "Jedd from Utah is on the line. Hi, Jedd!"
Caller: "Yeah....er...hi. Does this thing get me porn? I need a new device that gets me porn. And not that wussy shi...."
HSN: "Gonna cut your off there Jedd. Yes, the Wii is this Christmas' HOT ITEM!"
Caller: "Yeah....er...hi. Does this thing get me porn? I need a new device that gets me porn. And not that wussy shi...."
HSN: "Gonna cut your off there Jedd. Yes, the Wii is this Christmas' HOT ITEM!"
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:23PM (Unverified) said
i like that noone acknowledges that the tv has been broken by those stupid accessories. in fact, that moron actually claims he didn't have the racket thing attached all the way. he lies RIGHT TO THEIR FACES, and yet, people keep buying. beautiful. "Oh, live tv, there's nothing like it... i hate my life..."
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:35PM Shadowbender said
They're a bunch of dirty crooks. That's what they do.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:32PM Shadowbender said
HSN: Buy the Nintendo Wii today! This is the most revolutionary system out right now!
Major Nelson comes in. He says "I beg to differ."
Then, Jack Tretton enters the room. "You fools, we have Blu-Ray."
Major Nelson: Ours has the most value. It's now wonder that the Xbox 360 is--
Tretton: Shut up, we've heard it all before Major Prickson!
Nelson: Jackoff Tretton!
Tretton: (Woosie voice) Shut up! Shut up!
Nelson: (Woosie voice) No, you shut up!
Both of them cry in a corner, as HSN beats them with the accessories.
HSN: (Angrily) Don't-make-me-bring-in-Shigeru-Miyamoto-and-Cammie-Dunaway!
Major Nelson comes in. He says "I beg to differ."
Then, Jack Tretton enters the room. "You fools, we have Blu-Ray."
Major Nelson: Ours has the most value. It's now wonder that the Xbox 360 is--
Tretton: Shut up, we've heard it all before Major Prickson!
Nelson: Jackoff Tretton!
Tretton: (Woosie voice) Shut up! Shut up!
Nelson: (Woosie voice) No, you shut up!
Both of them cry in a corner, as HSN beats them with the accessories.
HSN: (Angrily) Don't-make-me-bring-in-Shigeru-Miyamoto-and-Cammie-Dunaway!
Posted: Oct 19th 2009 11:39AM robotoid said
And then Cammie unbottons her shirt and says: "Hey guys, I wanna play with a Wii, know where I can find one? teehee!"
Tretton: "Oh boy, I'm gonna put a smile on your face"
Nelson: "We have something even better Cammie, and I'm gonna use my whole body *wink wink*"
You like that Shadowbender? You do? Weirdo.
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Tretton: "Oh boy, I'm gonna put a smile on your face"
Nelson: "We have something even better Cammie, and I'm gonna use my whole body *wink wink*"
You like that Shadowbender? You do? Weirdo.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:35PM AUserName said
Happened to my niece minus a broken TV, plus a black eye. I'm glad to see this happen on TV. Maybe parents will stop being retards and realizes a piece of plastic doesn't NOTHING.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:47PM (Unverified) said
If the future of Video Games are motion controllers. I weep for the TVs.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:47PM (Unverified) said
Gotta give the producer credit for setting the blocking so he stands in the way of the broken TV.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:56PM (Unverified) said
He stands in front of the damaged TV and they pretend nothing happened to the TV, lol. They know this will hurt sales. So then the lady makes sure to emphasize, "This is DEFINITELY going to be selling out. I WISH WE HAD 2000 OF THESE. BECAUSE THEY WOULD ALL GO." Yeah right lady. They sell these at the Dollar store.
Posted: Oct 19th 2009 4:54AM blahblah55 said
You don't know marketing and how people fall for it. :P
Trust me, they'd have 5000 of those and they'd still be able to sell of them.
That is the power of TV marketing........ and the weakness of the masses.
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Trust me, they'd have 5000 of those and they'd still be able to sell of them.
That is the power of TV marketing........ and the weakness of the masses.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 7:56PM GameGoal said
That's great!!!
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 8:12PM leksicon said
marketing 101
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 8:26PM Ashitaka said
Joystiq has some kind of censoring system. If your comment contains a word that Joystiq deems 'bad' then your comment won't appear. That's the only explanation I see. Anyone care to had anything else?
For example, you can't write the word x-bot (without the -).
For example, you can't write the word x-bot (without the -).
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 8:41PM One Stomy Night go watch it said
Even if you don't wear the cover for the wiimote; you still got the strap.
That and the complaint about the weakness of TVs these days. You could drop an tube TV out a window and STILL be able to watch three's company in my day. Damned wippersnappers and their sissy "liquid" tvs
That and the complaint about the weakness of TVs these days. You could drop an tube TV out a window and STILL be able to watch three's company in my day. Damned wippersnappers and their sissy "liquid" tvs
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:00PM bongoes said
So much to mock.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:09PM Maurice10 said
Somehow, that made me want to play Wii Sports.
Without 15 different accessories.
Without 15 different accessories.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:19PM oldschoolgamer said
I always wanted to know what an image on an hdtv with a cracked screen would look like. Now I can check that off of my list of things to see before I die.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:34PM thedisagree said
divine justice!
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:11PM (Unverified) said
wow this video's got like 100 crazy things going on in it from the crazy voices to the goofups haha
I love HSN failure
I love HSN failure
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:17PM captplut9465 said
Those streaks are horrific! Makes me scared for my TV. :-)
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:21PM INNUENDO 64 said
Idk what was the best part:
1.)him standing in front of the busted part of the tv and not mentioning he broke it (it was obvious)
2.)The part where half the tennis attatchment is still on the wii remote, meaning the attachment actually broke as well.
oh and HSN put it on their website and youtube channel. i find that a little silly.
1.)him standing in front of the busted part of the tv and not mentioning he broke it (it was obvious)
2.)The part where half the tennis attatchment is still on the wii remote, meaning the attachment actually broke as well.
oh and HSN put it on their website and youtube channel. i find that a little silly.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:23PM INNUENDO 64 said
They made it sound like the attatchments are requied to play the games. then they tried to hide the part where the tv broke
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:31PM (Unverified) said
The purpose of the Wiimote was to AVOID ACCESSORIES!
It was designed so that people could imagine that they were swinging a racket or golf club. The accessories add nothing of value to the actual motions.
It was designed so that people could imagine that they were swinging a racket or golf club. The accessories add nothing of value to the actual motions.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:34PM (Unverified) said
Yea... that's such a ripoff. I think my mom bought that exact kit for my dad for christmas last year for $10-15 or something at Walmart.
Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:52PM KaBob799 said
Nintendo should be able to sue them for making the Wii look bad.
Posted: Oct 19th 2009 12:26AM Rhamsey said
This made my day so much better. Thank you internet.
Posted: Oct 19th 2009 1:17AM blahblah55 said
It's odd that people usually say "Slow news day" when these kinds of vids are put up.
But of course, if it's pleasing to them, they're fine with it. :P
But of course, if it's pleasing to them, they're fine with it. :P
Posted: Oct 19th 2009 1:53AM mietha said
Buy our overpriced useless crap... Then buy a new television. Funny as hell.
Posted: Oct 19th 2009 2:01AM Shoyz said
I love how it's still selling even after he broke the TV, and how it 'sells out' right before the program ends even though it's nowhere near 500 beforehand. Something like 480?
Looks to me like they're faking the sales to get you to buy it because it'll look like you'd miss out.
Looks to me like they're faking the sales to get you to buy it because it'll look like you'd miss out.
Posted: Oct 19th 2009 8:23AM Maulok said
You can buy this Nintendo Wii (retail $199) and these 15 amazing accessories (retail $15) for the low low price of $329!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Racer!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Racer!







