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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:37PM Obienator said

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Whoa, not a single one for me this week. Where is the "none of the above" option??
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:53PM MarkezJM said

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Yeah, I'm with you. One of those weeks where I would really like a 'none of the above' option.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:57PM MarkezJM said

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Hell, I'd even take BitF this week. And it's not even trying to have a strip this week, it's just them saying they're taking a break from the strip this week; http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:21PM Premature ejaculation man said

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They're all pretty bad this week. This might possibly be due to the absence of BiTF, simply because anything compared to it looks better.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:28PM TheDarkWayne said

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is there a way to downvote them? Because I really want Extra Life to not be seen for a thousand ages.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:30PM MarkezJM said

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I didn't even really 'get' Extra Life. Soooo a monkey created the xbox out of crayons and a hammer. Ok, I guess I do get it and it's just not funny :P
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:34PM Tiptup300 said

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They were all surprisingly terrible. Just horrible, the lot of em.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:45PM (Unverified) said

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They should have included Dueling Analogs Epic Mickey comic: http://www.duelinganalogs.com/comic/2009/10/12/epic-mickey/
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:46PM freaparn said

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None of the above sounds about right.
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Posted: Oct 19th 2009 9:54AM (Unverified) said

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I though Digital Unrest was pretty good.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:42PM Yan said

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Half Minute Hero gets my vote.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:43PM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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That was really nice of the double spoiler warning for the Uncharted 2 comic.

I'm on chapter 8 or whatever, and I just figured I'd check anyway, who cares, and then he said "woah ho ho, this spoiler is from 17, beware!"

That was nice of him!
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:45PM Special Agent Steve said

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Just so you know, there are a thousand people without PS3's right now who would love to spoil it for you.


Snape kills Dumbledore.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:46PM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand exactly why I am never ever looking into this thread ever again.

Vader is Luke's father.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:48PM Giroro said

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Maybe I should spoil myself since I may never play it.

Atlas is Fontaine.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:48PM (Unverified) said

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Kaiser Soze is actually the one telling the cop the story.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:53PM (Unverified) said

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Elena turns out to be a dude. Uncharted 2 is an allegory for the Crying Game.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:56PM Bagels said

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My code for people who have finished the game is "Four out of Ten."

Cuz you know, at the end when they're talking about how scary-JRGLEMFKMFGMAFOMFKMVKFNSD
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:05PM (Unverified) said

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10 is clowns. clowns are terrifying. also, you broke the chain. we had a good thing going.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:09PM Special Agent Steve said

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Jesus is killed by the Jews.

In case you didn't know.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:38PM lgndk11r said

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The Titanic sinks at the end.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:56PM (Unverified) said

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The cake is a lie.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:17PM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said

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Humans are Forerunner.
Dumbledore is gay.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:52PM sonicspike41 said

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i love the epic battle between Nathan Drake and the La Li Lu Le Lo!
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:55PM PedoJokerBear said

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SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Posted: Oct 19th 2009 4:14AM Wiizer said

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Oh, my turn to contribute:

The Princess is in another castle.
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Posted: Oct 19th 2009 7:29AM LaughingTarget said

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Bruce Willis is a ghost.

That said, I'm taking a page from the US Congress and voting for it despite not reading it.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:47PM Giroro said

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This week was lame? Are we not going to post Nerf Now again?
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:47PM (Unverified) said

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easily Noobs' "Better Without Subtitles." because i was actually joking during the parts of the game that character is in about the ridiculous stuff he could be saying. great minds, right? and if you guys haven't gotten that far yet, then HURRY THE EFF UP! seriously, what are you waiting for, the game is amazing.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:59PM Bagels said

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I was thinking of how they could release DLC that let you play through the level as him, translated for comprehension, secretly humiliating Drake.

"Man who catch fly with grappling hook do anything"
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Posted: Oct 19th 2009 2:07AM Kattleox said

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Well, if you have finished the game I would have you know that you CAN play as him.
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Posted: Oct 19th 2009 7:05PM Bagels said

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Besides multi-player and unlockable skins, I meant a level built for that.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:50PM Commander Corn said

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Half Minute Hero is hilarious.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:53PM s ls said

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MNC FTW!
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 9:55PM MarkezJM said

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Also, my favorite Wild Thing is also Denise Richards. Also, Denise Richards is my favorite and most believable nuclear scientist from whichever Bond movie...
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:26PM TheDarkWayne said

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"I thought Christmas only came once a year"
and with that the Bond Franchise gave up.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:01PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Digital unrest & of Noobs and Men are standing out to me right now...
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:02PM (Unverified) said

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Man, that 360 joke in Extra Life was hilarious AND timely!
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:18PM (Unverified) said

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yeah, it was like that webcomic was trolling, and failing at it. seriously, that was so weak.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:49PM Special Agent Steve said

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Yeah, I can't believe I voted for that. I have no idea why either, I guess I liked the monkey.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:00PM (Unverified) said

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monkeys ARE awesome. they throw their own feces. and that comic, it was feces.
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Posted: Oct 19th 2009 12:14PM Falcon6 said

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Eh, in Scott's defense, he really does his comic with whatever joke he comes up with. He doesn't really care about timeline. His 360 broke, so he made a 360 joke.=P
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:27PM TheDarkWayne said

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I voted penny arcade because I too, when using the DAO character creator, could only create a man with a look of perpetual concerned bewilderment.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:55PM Special Agent Steve said

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Not only is Christmas around the corner, but so is your banishment. Enjoy :D.
!
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 10:56PM LanceIcarus said

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Today's week goes to Monday Night Crew for me. PA was just kinda creepy this week and I didn't read Of Noobs and Men since I plan on playing Uncharted 2.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:09PM EMaster said

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Scott Johnson should stop being a whiny bitch and fix the 360 himself. Not hard. If you've installed a Video card then you can fix ur 360. If my car dies that I bought 5-6 years ago do I go back tot he manufacturer and say fix it for free? He should be lucky it lasted that long.
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:22PM schwal said

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That is the worst idea I have ever heard. There is basically no way that 360 is out of warranty for rrod. So, you can send it to Microsoft, who fix it for free, and get it back in 2-3 weeks.

Or you can be an idiot, void your warranty, and have a decent chance of breaking your Xbox permanently.

I say this as an A+ Certified PC Tech: "Don't be an Idiot, you can live without a 360 for a few weeks."
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:37PM Veko said

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Uh...how about no. If I pay for $300 for a video game system 14 months ago, IT SHOULD NOT FAIL. I think Scott's comic is pretty accurate for how the 360 was built. How else could the hardware be such shit? I love the software, xbox live and what not are wonderful but...if someone gives you the most delicious gravy ever, but pours it over a couple of pieces of dog shit, how grateful can you be?
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Posted: Oct 18th 2009 11:57PM EMaster said

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Schwal, he had a launch unit..... a LAUNCH UNIT. Ok that means it's 4+ years old. RRod warranty = 3 years thus expired, thus go fix it ur damn self. If he has a launch unit that means he never sent it in. Thus the warranty did not go into that 90 day warranty or the remainder (whichever is greater) period. What the hell ever happened to the days when u bought a TV, not even 20 years ago and it broke u fixed it ur damn self.

Be stupid? Are you calling me stupid u flacid twit? When mine was OOW I didn;t bitch and whine about it and tossed itin the trash and asked mommy and daddy for a new one or spend my hard earned cash for a new one like some ppl do. I fixed it myself and that was over a damn year ago. I fix my own consoles cause u know why? They don't red ring again because you fix the problem permanently. It isn't rocket science to fix a 360. Fixing a modern PC is probably a lot harder. I have since fixed over 10 bloody consoles for friends and coworkers most of which have been running over a year without issues.

Now, that does not excuse MS from having built unreliable hardware. Very true and that is probably how they designed the system. What I was saying is u can fix it urself if u don't want to buy a new one unless the mobo is fried, yeah then u will have to buy a new one. I dunno, I am just the kinda guy that takes matters into my own hands and I don;t like talking to ppl who barely speak English telling me to find my own box and mail my system and get a terribly refurbed back that could red ring 5 minutes after I take it out of the box.
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Posted: Oct 19th 2009 2:25AM (Unverified) said

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Who's getting blood on their consoles? On not just a little, but enough to make the 360 die? You need new friends.
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