This Wednesday: Panzer General assaults Tower Bloxx Deluxe on XBLA
This week's Xbox Live update wages war on one of humanity's oldest foes: the block. We're sorry it's come to this, but we're afraid we can stomach their shenanigans no longer and, come this Wednesday, we're enlisting the aid of Panzer General: Allied Assault for 800
($10) as we begin operations.
Our first target will be Tower Bloxx Deluxe, with an estimated damage total of 800
($10). It's a good introductory target that should benefit us in the longer conflict to come against the blocks. And if you're having second thoughts about all of this, remember how they're always making us push them here and pull them there -- and have you forgotten all of the climbing? We're standing up for the little guys and those archaeologists who've had enough tyranny from those six-sided symmetrical impeders, so if you can't get behind that, we suggest you pull up those hemp pants of yours and barefoot it back to the treetop commune or wherever else you hippies call home nowadays.
($10) as we begin operations. Our first target will be Tower Bloxx Deluxe, with an estimated damage total of 800
($10). It's a good introductory target that should benefit us in the longer conflict to come against the blocks. And if you're having second thoughts about all of this, remember how they're always making us push them here and pull them there -- and have you forgotten all of the climbing? We're standing up for the little guys and those archaeologists who've had enough tyranny from those six-sided symmetrical impeders, so if you can't get behind that, we suggest you pull up those hemp pants of yours and barefoot it back to the treetop commune or wherever else you hippies call home nowadays.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
fffunfarm06 @ Oct 19th 2009 5:25PM
FIRST!
fffunfarm06 @ Oct 19th 2009 5:25PM
just kidding. havent done that in months.
BxGT @ Oct 19th 2009 5:25PM
First to downvote you.
fffunfarm06 @ Oct 19th 2009 5:27PM
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fffunfarm06 @ Oct 19th 2009 5:27PM
thanks for downvoting me. Im trying to get attention to my post above...
GordoJones @ Oct 19th 2009 5:28PM
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GordoJones @ Oct 19th 2009 5:25PM
wat?
Phawx @ Oct 19th 2009 5:51PM
TowerBloxx is a pretty cheesy cell phone game. So it seems a bit weird going from a 400k .jar to however many MB .xex.
Unless it has some SERIOUSLY updated graphics. The gameplay is extremely thin and I wouldn't pay over 400 MS points for it. It really should be 250MS points, but they will probably charge 800MS even though the trial is probably going to get you the full paid experience.
Garry @ Oct 20th 2009 4:33PM
Phawx, graphics look actually pretty damn sweet for XBLA game at least. There is 6 game modes and after reading one review I think I'm going to buy it.