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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:32AM Funkmaster General said

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Reading this stuff makes me angry.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:02AM thesillyoldbear said

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Try living it.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:23AM (Unverified) said

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Living in Germany, experiencing censorship first class.

I haven't bought a game in german (or at a german retailer) for years, I refuse to buy cut games, I prefer to play them the way the developers wanted us to play it, and I do this by simply buying the UK versions of those games. . it also saves me around 10-20 Euros in 'most' cases. I hope that in the future, games will not be criminalized in germany and/or other places. I feel sorry for L4D fans in Australia. Try to import the uncut version if you can.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 3:22PM Danthaman said

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What's a zombie game without gore?
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 9:58PM Saihna said

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A tower defense with shrubbery as the towers.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 6:15AM alinos said

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you mean Plants vs Zombies
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:36AM tonyf36 said

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sounds like the aussie govt is a bunch of ignorant zombies if you cant tell who the humans are in this game. a blind person could tell which ones they are!!
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:01AM Anthology said

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Now now. They just want to controller and later eat your brains.
I mean, at the end of the day, is that really too much to ask?
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:02AM Anthology said

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I swear to god, I make a typo every time I try and post in the morning.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:17AM EatMoreBread said

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All they wanna do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:38AM (Unverified) said

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So 40,000 people will whine about how this game should be released at DLC or a lower price here in the US, but nobody's starting a campaign against Australia's heavy censorship rules?
That just boggles my MIND, man.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:10AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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We try, but it's like trying to yell at a baby to get out of the way of a speeding bus.

It borders on futility.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 2:22PM (Unverified) said

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There is online petions, 10,000 sign atures if i remember but that won't do much.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 2:38PM Death Threat said

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So you're telling me that a petition to stop censorship can only get 10,000 signatures, but a petition to have dedicated servers in MW2 restored already has 100,000 sigs in LESS THAN A WEEK?

Fuck this world, man.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 5:54PM Charades said

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The rest of the world doesn't care what Australia does with censorship, it's up to the people that live there to sign petitions.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:40AM DeadpooI said

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The board must have been high when classifying Left 4 Dead 1 because nothing big has changed to the standard infected beside dismemberment.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:40AM CaramelZappa said

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So wait, the problem with the original version is that the zombies look too much like people, but in the edited version they look the same, they just turned dismemberment off? Wouldn't that mean the edited version still has the same problem? Or is it okay to shoot someone that looks like a regular healthy human being as long as their limbs don't fly off?
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 8:05PM (Unverified) said

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At least they're not turning into pixie dust or black clouds.
(Eyes one at No More Heroes).
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:44AM (Unverified) said

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So the fictional zombies look to much like the fictional humans. How droll.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:44AM ACLerok212 said

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Well, when the real zombie apocalypse strikes, we all know which country is going down first. Especially since they're all gonna be shooting each other in the face because they can't tell a zombie from a normal human being.

And Bill Murray doesn't stand a chance.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:09AM DevilSei said

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Viney, I'd have to disagree about Bill Murray at least. He is an amazing actor, able to capture any role he accepts, or finds necessary. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if during the zombie apocalypse, he dressed and acted like a zombie and fooled them. He could even play golf.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:12AM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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I agree with devilsei. I read an interview once where Bill Murray said that during the zombie apocalypse he plans to go undercover as the zombie president and slowly lead the new zombie nation into an unrecoverable downward economic spiral so that they'll be susceptible to and become dependent upon Western aid. That's when we'll get 'em.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:17AM ACLerok212 said

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Yeah guys, until some confused 17 year old shoots him in the chest because he thinks he's a real zombie.

Man... I hate:

A) Taking a simple joke too far

B) Having to spell it out for people
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:24AM (Unverified) said

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What's with the spoilers? :)
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 2:51PM DevilSei said

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Seriously Vin, you're the one who can't take the joke here.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:45AM Gate Stormer said

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What about Fallout 3? Isn't that the same in Australia? Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

You can kill ANYONE/ANYTHING in FO3 (except for children...unless you have mods on the pc version). In VATS you can shoot of limbs & decapitate people w/ headshots. If that got approved then why not this?
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:59AM AsherR said

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I don't know how edited it is, but Fallout is somewhat edited for the Aussies (I believe). I remember a whole stink being made about the Chem Addiction stuff.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 12:42PM ChomskyKnows said

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actually they edited the US version of Fallout3 for the aussie review board pussies.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 1:43PM Hank Hill said

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And the EU version too. The Japanese one was censored even more because of all the nuke references...
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 2:25PM (Unverified) said

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@ greenpangolin:

Really?! God Bethesda must have tooken a big risk...
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 9:17PM finnith said

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I only remember Morphine undergoing a name change into Med-X. I think it was done for all regions.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:45AM Digital Viking said

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Maybe I'm missing something, but can't people just buy this from Steam?
Sure, some may prefer to buy a physical copy, but it's not like the aussies can't play this game at all... But stupid rating system is stupid!
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:46AM dave2 said

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that is seriously messed up
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:46AM (Unverified) said

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They didn't sufficiently differentiate between humans and zombies so now they took out dismemberment, the one thing that actually did differentiate them?
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:48AM SmokemeaKipper said

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Australia is surely less manly or what?

Throw another Tofu on the barbie, you pussies.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 7:41PM Foetoid said

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Bit rough to call 20 million poeple pussies cause 1 douche won't approve the law for 18+ games.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:54AM HighFiveJesus said

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well i'll help them out. anything that is running toward you or looks bloody is to be shot. anyone shooting back is NOT.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 10:55AM Istari Spartan said

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Valve should make the zombies's skin have a blueish tint.

Then release an update that accidentally changes it back to normal.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:01AM MarkHawk said

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Australia I love you and all... but this is dumb
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:02AM nickux said

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censorship much?
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:03AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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:pours another one for his Aussie homies:
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 9:03PM simblor said

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New Zealand humbly invites all of it's Australian brothers and sisters to jump across the ditch, see the sights (skip the North Island, it's boring), then just before you go, drop a hundy on an uncensored copy of L4D2.

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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:07AM bigE said

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When did the land down under become so uptight? Did I miss a school shooting or something? This is the land of Mad Max, what has changed in 30 years. I thought society was supposed to be getting more liberal...
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:08AM (Unverified) said

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DAMMIT >< im MOVING OUT OF AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 12:15AM Special Agent Steve said

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Can I take your spot? I've been on pre-order for 6 years now.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:27AM emperorzeroxx said

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I dunno guys, I think if you took out all the zombies and the weapons it might get accepted by australia.. Although seriously it's way to much effort, just make your game region free, advertise it online and I'm sure a lot of people will just import it..
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:41AM Zertoss said

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This is terrible, horrible, no good, very bad news.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 11:48AM LaughingTarget said

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Step 1: Buy from Steam.
Step 2: In checkout, claim you live in the USA.
Step 3: Use your favorite gesture of choice at the Aussie nannies.
Step 4: Enjoy game.

Bonus: Get huge discount from cheaper games and weak US Dollar.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 12:02PM ACLerok212 said

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That wouldn't work would it?

When you use a credit card through steam you need to match your billing address with the card. You can't just make one up.

Their address verification is actually pretty exact. I know I've had transactions fail because the billing address wasn't 100% correct before.
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Posted: Oct 22nd 2009 12:11PM LaughingTarget said

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When I check out, it has a box that says "I live in the above country." I bet this facilitates purchases for individuals living outside the nation their credit card is issued. For example, when I go to Italy in a year or so for now under the Navy for 3 years, I'll live off base on Italian soil (civilian employee). Even though living overseas, my credit card will still have a US address through a FPO. I then use the system there for Steam tax purposes and be charged in Euros. I probably wouldn't offer this info since it would be to my detriment. Aussies can use this to their advantage by claiming to be billed in Australia but live in the US.

At least, that's what I assume that check box to mean.
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