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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:05PM (Unverified) said

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This post just broke my gaydar.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:09PM (Unverified) said

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I always knew this game was pretty gay.. But "Man Protein"?
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:18PM StormEagle said

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Emperor Balzac!?!?!?!
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:11PM ArchiGamer said

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That photo is pure....something.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:12PM Geist said

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I remember playing a copy of this for the PS2, the one that uses digitized graphics.

Oh my god.

Fighting a man with a metal octopus covering his genitals.

Fighting a tower of half-naked men as a coach in the background yelled at them.

Minions that represent naked men flying all over the screen, trying to attack me.

Jesus, this series....
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:16PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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I'm sure wrestling and madden fans will enjoy this :D
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 7:39PM DiscoJer said

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Don't forget the UFC
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:16PM Geist said

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I wish Atlus would release this, simply because they write hilarious press releases.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:16PM Lucky The Fox said

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Little?
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:19PM Clownzilla said

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This will give the DS some stiff competition.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 6:04PM NightSoD said

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I think you meant to say

This will give the DS...



...some stiff competition.


YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:17PM StormEagle said

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Gamestop Pre-order Bonus: Special Code to unlock Salem and Rios from Army of Two as playable bros!
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:19PM (Unverified) said

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Emperor Ball Sack???
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:21PM vidguy said

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That baddie name was just so great they couldn't bear giving it up; thank god we have the evil Balzac II.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:21PM (Unverified) said

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Oiled up body builders fighting makes the psp manly ?

.....

*facepalm*
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:32PM Clownzilla said

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Anybody know how long this game will be?
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 4:11PM vidguy said

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Too long for you to handle?
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 5:13PM Ethan said

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It's how you use it that counts.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 6:01PM (Unverified) said

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It's really not the length, it's the motion of the ocean.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 1:04AM (Unverified) said

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It's never as long as they say it is.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 6:07AM uncaringbear said

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It's hard to say.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:24PM JPeak said

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When in 1999 I wondered where video games would be, I did not think a man-candy scrolling shooter would be among the possibilities
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:26PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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Duck!!! He's about to unleash the MEN'S BEEEEEEEEEAM!
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:27PM Engerz said

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No other version can surpass the weirdness of the Saturn version. :shudder:
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:30PM killdash9 said

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Holy crap, I never believed this game would ever come to the US! Not sure if I want it, as I seem to recall reviews saying it wasn't particularly good (and not sure if I really want any Cho Aniki game in my library . . .), but the fact that it's coming out at all is a shock. This is even more shocking than hearing that Fate/unlimited codes was coming to the US.

By the way, the official website of the game: www.e-xtreme.co.jp/aniki/ . As you can see, Benten provides a bit of (very) welcome femininity to the game.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:41PM (Unverified) said

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Evidently, this game is all about coming out.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:34PM Faceless Troll said

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Hopefully this bodes well for a future US release of Muscle March.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 3:43PM Marco le Polo said

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"some of the greatest bromances of all time!"

YES!
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 4:07PM (Unverified) said

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MY PSP WILL BE EXPERIENCING THIS MANRYNESS.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 5:30PM Zaphod65 said

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The final boss is Pat Robertson.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 6:03PM (Unverified) said

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Will there be any Powerthirst Bear Blasting?
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 6:04PM JoshMilewski said

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It is really funny.
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 6:11PM TendoMan said

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So I'm browsing Joystiq, and come upon this post, and let out a hearty laugh. My wife walks by and asks whats so funny. I tell her never mind, she wouldn't get it. She wants to know.

I have now attempted to explain Cho Aniki to her, all the while having gameplay and screenshots up on the screen.

She looked at me funny and said "Goddamn the Japanese are weird."
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Posted: Oct 23rd 2009 11:54PM (Unverified) said

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Freaking day one purchase! This game looks abslolutly hiiiilarious. Whew, good fun!
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 11:28AM JeezWhiz87 said

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YO CHO ANIKI ZERO I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT PAUL RUDD, AND JASON SEGEL HAD ONE OF THE BEST BROMANCES OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 1:54PM (Unverified) said

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download only?

BOYCOTT
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 3:00PM killdash9 said

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That's fine. Their analysis is that they will lose less money from you (and maybe others) boycotting than they would if they spent the resources to produce and distribute the game on UMD throughout the nation. And, seriously, do you really believe Target and Wal-Mart would even *think* about putting this game on their shelves after they saw cover art?
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 3:01PM killdash9 said

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That's fine. Their analysis is that they will lose less money from you (and maybe others) boycotting than they would if they spent the resources to produce and distribute the game on UMD throughout the nation. And, seriously, do you really believe Target and Wal-Mart would even _think_ about putting this game on their shelves after they saw cover art?
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 3:05PM (Unverified) said

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Digital downloads will kill the industry
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