The series also includes a feature some gamers would prefer to do without: The ability to completely repel the opposite sex if located within 30 feet of your bedroom.
The series also includes a feature some gamers would prefer to do without: The ability to completely repel the opposite sex if located within 30 feet of your bedroom.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 5:42PM (Unverified) said
I'm fine with my Master Chief helmet and Cortana artwork, thank you very much.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 6:09PM (Unverified) said
Oh, and the ODST action figure. I forgot about him-he's in a box in my closet.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 6:19PM I AM IRONHIDE said
You didn't forget about an unopened action figure stuffed in your closet?
Elaborate your reasoning.
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Elaborate your reasoning.
Posted: Oct 24th 2009 6:21PM (Unverified) said
It's still boxed in my closet because I won the thing in a contest, along with that Cortana concept art, among other things. I didn't buy it.
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 5:43PM WiredKnight said
"The ability to completely repel the opposite sex if located within 30 feet of your bedroom."
...unless you're a girl, in which case it has the opposite effect.
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...unless you're a girl, in which case it has the opposite effect.
Posted: Oct 24th 2009 5:56PM Mazrael said
I think it works.. I have the 2 figure boxes.. (box 1:Marcus, Baird? & 2 locust, and box 2: Dom, Cole? & 2 theron guard).. Play.com was advertising the box that turned up with Theron as Delta Squad.. took them a month after release to notice it was wrong.. anyhow.. I've not got an 'opposite sex' near my room since Gears of War 1..
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Posted: Oct 24th 2009 6:30PM (Unverified) said
Not completely true : A hot girl I dated over the summer had fun re-enacting the second Ninja Turtle movie when showed her a box of old Ninja Turtle toys - along with sealed ones - when she first came over. Just need to find the ones that can appreciate it.
Probably wouldn't reccomend the first time they come over to watch a movie like I did, admittedly.
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Probably wouldn't reccomend the first time they come over to watch a movie like I did, admittedly.
Posted: Oct 24th 2009 7:09PM Alex R said
"...and Damon "The Annoying One" Baird"
I think Baird is hilarious. 'The Annoying One' is most DEFINITELY Tai.
At the start of every match he says something which makes me cringe. 'Reminds me of my childhood', 'Let's Dance'...
Also, I find (all of the) Carmines massively irritating, too.
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I think Baird is hilarious. 'The Annoying One' is most DEFINITELY Tai.
At the start of every match he says something which makes me cringe. 'Reminds me of my childhood', 'Let's Dance'...
Also, I find (all of the) Carmines massively irritating, too.
Posted: Oct 24th 2009 7:16PM Premature ejaculation man said
I hate Dom. Baird is the best.
Dom is a whiny little bitch which the game wouldn't let me chainsaw in half.
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Dom is a whiny little bitch which the game wouldn't let me chainsaw in half.
Posted: Oct 24th 2009 7:15PM No Kill Tayler said
My girlfriend actually yells "BERSERKERR!" every time she see's me
running.
....She wonders why I don't exercise anymore.
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running.
....She wonders why I don't exercise anymore.
Posted: Oct 24th 2009 7:23PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
But.....I'm too old for action figures :/
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Posted: Oct 25th 2009 12:22AM CaramelZappa said
Bah, I saw the picture and immediately got excited, thinking they had announced the third game.
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Posted: Oct 25th 2009 4:54PM (Unverified) said
uhhhh...... Wot?
I've had the Marcus Fenix figure sitting atop my desk (repelling the opposite sex) since January, bought from either GAME or gamestation.
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I've had the Marcus Fenix figure sitting atop my desk (repelling the opposite sex) since January, bought from either GAME or gamestation.
Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:03AM Erron Kelly said
Man, Dom is the annoying one. Baird rules. I'd love a Baird action figure.
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