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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:05PM copa said

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I love how Joystiq always finishes the Meta-Reviews with "Eurogamer: 7/10" like a punch line.

It's like the tired joke about gymnast judging:

"9.8, 9.9, 9.8... and a 5.5 from the Soviet Union judge."
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:11PM Hyams said

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In Soviet Russia-


Ah, fuck it. You all know how it goes.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:31PM Marius said

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@Copa, lol @ your avatar
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:47PM MrAlex said

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@Spyder, music industry?
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 10:45PM (Unverified) said

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Well, Pitchfork is the music equivalent to Eurogamer.
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Posted: Oct 27th 2009 8:58AM (Unverified) said

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Well, they should have ended with EDGE instead, 6/10 for Ratchet for "nothing new" but they did manage to give Halo 3 a 10/10 and Halo ODST a 9/10 I believe
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:06PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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FUCK YOU EUROGAMER RATCHET & CLANK MAKES SWEET UNPROTECTED LOVE TO YOUR MOTHERS
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:24PM DevilSei said

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Sorry captain planet, but Ratchet and Clank have too much class to do that.

If anything, what happened was that R&C took Eurogamer's mother out for some fine wine and $100+ food at a 5-star restaurant, then took her back to their place and made some of the sweetest love ever to her, so she refused to go back home, and now Eurogamer's dad is forced to dress them up in their mom's old gowns, and molest him...
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:07PM (Unverified) said

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Eurogamer with the low score, what a surprise. They've got to step up their attention whoring and pretentiousness, cause Edge came out and slapped a bunch of 6's and 7's on big games like Borderlands (biggest surprise great game of the year), nsmb wii, and ratchet.

Looking forward to picking this up tomorrow, and laughing at how far off and out of touch Edge and Eurogamer are again.

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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:10PM Look At This Suit said

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I've always felt the Eurogamer and Edge were the only ones who used a numbering system that made sense. 7 actually means good and not just average. Places like IGN and GameInformer hand out 8s and 9s like crazy.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:11PM FernandoRocker said

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Eurogamer (Or EDGE, I can't remember) also gave Metroid Prime 3 and Killzone 2 a 7.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:20PM Hyams said

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The rating system is all kinds of messed up. When Gametrailers had to defend their review of Uncharted 2 because they 'only' gave it a 93, I face-palmed.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:32PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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I sort of felt that Killzone 2, and to a lesser extent Metroid Prime 3, deserved a 7/10. That's just me, though...
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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Borderlands does kick ass doesn't it? Whoever said this game is 20 hours breezed through it without exploring or leveling. I put down U2 so I could check it out, haven't stopped since.

Forza III and R&C tomorrow.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 8:32PM Finito said

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Sigh, not this again. Eurogamer and Edge score games differently from American sites. 7 = good game, not average crap like the 7's from sites like IGN. Having a different philosophy in scoring games means they are out of touch?...
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Edge and Eurogamer are both pretentious nonsensical bullshit spewing biased review sites / magazines....

They both have hidden agendas, are completely elitist, their reviews dont make any sense its just airy fairy bullshit that explain nothing its horrendous to read. Also both have a massive hard on for anything xbox 360 and given a chance will try to knock anything ps3 related..

They don't have a different philosophy, stop trying to defend their review system, its complete crap. Its not fair, its not right and its bullshit.. Ratchet and Clank really deserves a 7 ? one word BOLLOCKS..


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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 9:53PM Finito said

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Read the review scooby. The writer is just giving his personal opinion instead of trying to force some sort of fake objectivity. He even says it's a fantastic game for those who don't mind more of the same or if it's your first time R&C. He still likes the game a bunch, but is a little burned out on the gameplay because he played all the others too .The 7 is his personal score, not what game is supposed to 'deserve'. A game review is not like a math test, it's subjective and personal.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 10:39PM (Unverified) said

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What is the point of reviewing the game for yourself and not your target audience ?

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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 10:51PM Look At This Suit said

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Sc00by:

What you want these people to do is, quite frankly, impossible. You're saying "F*ck your opinions, tell me what I'LL think about this game!". You want a reviewer to get into the mindset of someone that he may not be.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 11:52PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Except the Game trailers review was kind of BS. The bigger problem was with the commentary afterwards in trying to defend the review. Terrible.
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Posted: Oct 27th 2009 3:14PM SaMav said

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I somewhat agree with Scooby. Imagine if a person who only buys Madden games is asked to review a Final Fantasy game...
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:08PM Dante G said

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I don't get reviewers. How is "more of the same" a bad thing for a R&C game? IMO R&C is one of the best series out there, so if "more of the same" means a new game I'm ok with that.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:23PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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I agree with you but people say the same thing about Metroid, Mario and Zelda and I haven't played a game in any of those series that wasn't fantastic.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:24PM Finito said

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Well, it was okay for a couple of times. I've only played the mainline titles, that's about 4.5 times the same gameplay if QfB only counts for half. R&C is still tons of fun and I'll still buy CiT as soon as possible, but after that the franchise needs a reboot. Why buy the same game yet again? You could just as well play the older iterations and get roughly the same experience. Again, CiT is still ok in my book, but that's the last one.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:38PM Dante G said

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Well, when you get tired of a series there's always that "don't buy it" option. And if this one is, in fact, the last Ratchet and Clank, then I wish insomniac the best of lucks developing a new franchise as compelling as this one.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 8:14PM (Unverified) said

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Since it's Eurogamer, I'm sure Insomniac being an American company cost it a couple points. That's why I give them no creedence.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 8:20PM (Unverified) said

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Insomniac i love ratchet and clank but its the same thing year after year this one is number 9! in the series and you recycle the same stuff over and over again.

This is what they should do. Make a Ratchet and clank wii game and start an original ip for the playstation 3.
''waiting for down voting to begin''
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 8:57PM Ashitaka said

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What a completely reta rded idea (that's never going to happen), Gunns.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 9:10PM JuanLovesHorror said

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"its the same thing year after year"

"and you recycle the same stuff over and over again"

I take it you won't be buying MW2 then; shame since it will probably be the best in the series.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 10:42PM MarkezJM said

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Here here, sir, one of the best series in awhile. Great fun, great gameplay, and tremendous humor and character. It's infused with awesomeness.
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Posted: Oct 27th 2009 9:35AM (Unverified) said

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My problem is that more of the same is never a problem with Sony exclusive franchises, but Microsoft, Activision and especially Nintendo are repeatedly nailed to the wall for not advancing their franchises or for milking them. It's just a double standard.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:09PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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Replace the Eurogamer 70 with a Giant Bomb 100, biznatches.

Just kidding.

I love you guys!
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:18PM 1251 said

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Such a good year for the PS3, on the hardware, software and release/review side.

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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:19PM wardob said

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Picking this up tomorrow. I can not wait to start playing!

Also Eurogamer can go fuck themselves. There I said what everyone was thinking...
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Posted: Oct 27th 2009 11:10PM kenofthedead said

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Just curious, do you only look at scores or did you read Eurogamer's review?

I read the review and ignore the score and came away from it of "it's a good fun game". Yes, fuck Eurogamer indeed. How dare they say it's fun and good, but the reviewer wanted a bit more new stuff. What dastards they be.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 1:15AM wardob said

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Actually yes I did read Eurogamer's review. What I'm sick of is Eurogamer complimenting a game, giving one flaw, and then slapping a 70 percent on it. It really doesn't make any sense.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:19PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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I wish GameFly would have sent this off today with Forza 3now I have to Wait til friday....but its all good...its worth the wait
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:23PM (Unverified) said

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How is this releated? wrong article dude

Also Rachet and Clank rocks, gonna buy the game now.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:25PM wardob said

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uh, I think Chris meant Ratchet and Clank as well as Forza 3...
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:29PM ArchiGamer said

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Swing and a miss.
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Posted: Oct 27th 2009 5:58AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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yea its related...smh...as "This" was in reference to R&C:ACIT....pay attention
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:22PM ArchiGamer said

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Oh Eurogamer, will you ever change?
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 10:04PM (Unverified) said

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Has anyone actually read the Eurogamer review? The tone is very positive, the reviewer clearly very much liked the game.

This is why videogame reviews shouldn't have scores, people just read a number on a meaningless subjective scale and jump to conclusions without even reading the review.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:43PM Giggman said

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Some games (and developers) don't need no stinking reviews. Ratchet and Clank along with Insomniac definitely fit that bill.

It's assuring to know that If you like their games they will not stray to far away from why you like them in the first place. I think it's stupid that reviewers review these games like people have been into this series since the beginning. Does it ever dawn on them that this may be someones first or second venture into the series? Review the game for what it is.

The IGN review was disturbing to me because they put the games graphics up against Uncharted 2's and said it wasn't as good..Well what console game is really? I see this becoming a trend for PS3 games and if that's the case they should do this for all games on all next gen systems to be fair.

*It aint gonna happen though*
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 9:09PM JohnAHD said

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"The IGN review was disturbing to me because they put the games graphics up against Uncharted 2's and said it wasn't as good..Well what console game is really? I see this becoming a trend for PS3 games and if that's the case they should do this for all games on all next gen systems to be fair.

*It aint gonna happen though* "

I sooo agree. I havent played a R&C game ever and his one is gonna be my second (cuz i plan to get ToD first) and believe, they both have me more excited than Uncharted 2 and God of War III together.

Its like what we guy need everyonce in a while: an excelent plattformer, plain fun ready to jump in anytime you feel like needing a not so hardcore yet not casual game for pure FUN (FUN FUN FUN).
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:50PM Assmar said

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Stuffed crust is disgusting, and the reason why this guys is probably totally fat, and completely wrong about a game I have yet to play...
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:51PM MrXile said

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R&C :A Crack in Time

I am going to hunt down these Eurogamer freaks, and shove a Spyro up their arse until they actually start to review games with a little thought.

Funny how every game review from them over the years is 7.

I think its a bot. Its not human. 7.....7......7.............................777777777
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 7:55PM Ryuk said

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I'm sorry to say that...as a gamer, I've never played through a Ratchet and Clank game. BUT, would you guys recommend picking this up? Or would I be so lost story-wise that it'd be pointless?
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 8:03PM original fred said

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Story: Ratchet has to save something/someone, ends up blowing up everything/turning them into chickens. Buy all of the games ever.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 8:08PM Hyams said

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Get Tools of Destruction first. As I understand it, the current story arc pretty much starts there.
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