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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:06AM (Unverified) said

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Do evil and your appearance will change? What is this, Fable?

Doing evil doesn't change your appearance! Okay, maybe my eyes are a LITTLE yellow...but that's it, I swear
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:09AM MixedRaceJesusFreak said

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im sorry this may be a bit rude but when was the last time you got laid ?
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:10AM (Unverified) said

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Ask your mother.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:13AM MixedRaceJesusFreak said

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thats really imature im 16 and i dont even go onto the mummy cusses lol so i take it your still a virgin then don't worry may be one day you shall lose it "MAYBE"
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:15AM CheeziePotato said

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The Sith get laid whenever they want to, but I'm so sure about Bradwart.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:15AM (Unverified) said

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Ah, lovely. 'Sixteen'. Well, your spelling abilities are first-rate...
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:17AM CheeziePotato said

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Maybe because Bradwart is actually a Jedi.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:17AM (Unverified) said

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You type like you're 10, Rumors.

Anyway I don't get why they would analyze stupid crap this much. It reminds me of when that teaser trailer for Halo 3 came out and, for some reason, game magazines were picking it apart frame-by-frame as though there were hidden secrets in it. Of course, there weren't.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:20AM (Unverified) said

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I think it's from a lack of new material. Plus, if it sells magazines...
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:20AM (Unverified) said

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Can't edit comments, but now I see that it's more explaining the HUD. The article made it seem as though they were trying to extrapolate gameplay mechanics from simple screenshots, which wouldn't be an entirely unheard-of phenomenon.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:22AM (Unverified) said

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Is it just me, or does Rumors sound like he's...I don't know; 14?

Either way, he needs to stop jerking off and use two hands to type. It hurts my eyes to look at his posts.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:24AM CheeziePotato said

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Rumors48, who cares if Bradwart got laid or not. You're 16, I don't think you got laid so stop talking about Bradwart. So fucking immature.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:27AM (Unverified) said

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Also, there are kids on this blog. Keep your vulgar descriptions to a minimum.

Idiot.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:30AM Kaminaaa said

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Why did Rumors even start the argument int he first place? What a tool.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:31AM (Unverified) said

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I wasn't aware this was an argument. More like a conversation with a wall-it just bounces back what I say, with no meaningful contributions.

Good day.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:32AM Look At This Suit said

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Rumors, I'm 16 as well.

I'm ashamed.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:32AM CheeziePotato said

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@Rumors48
Reported for vulgar comment and spam. Who gives a shit about your Facebook.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:34AM MixedRaceJesusFreak said

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more people than you think
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:34AM mr nimblewick said

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Jotting down "Nathanael Munir" as someone to not hire for a job if ever in the position to do so.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:36AM Kaminaaa said

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His surname sounds like manure...
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:36AM Sleeping Lesson said

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I'm not certain what is going on here, but did that kid just post his facebook page? I think that's tantamount to "let's take this outside," or perhaps more appropriately, "I'll see YOU at recess, dummy-head!"
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:37AM (Unverified) said

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That Sunira chick on facebook is pretty hot, gotta say.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:52AM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Maybe Rumors is right about more people than we think caring about his facebbok page. If more than one person cares that exceeds my expectations...
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 12:45PM Liekos said

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I predict that's going to be a big ol' wall of blue post Cap. Nicely done.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 12:51PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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If I can make one Joystiq'r LOL or ROFL, I've done my due diligence for the day. That or save a fucking whale.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:11AM Rikerbot said

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Read: never
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:11AM Rikerbot said

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Whoops...
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:21AM (Unverified) said

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Epic Mickey was November 2009's issue, but that image wasn't in the Epic Mickey article.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:23AM MixedRaceJesusFreak said

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well i have dyslexia/text use so del wit it , blud
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:25AM (Unverified) said

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Reply fail...

That doesn't look like dyslexia to me.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:31AM MixedRaceJesusFreak said

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"reply fail" ur such a nerd go play so stupid mmo or that watch does stupid japense cartoons you guys love
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:57AM aughscreennames said

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no speaka the english
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 12:14PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Dyslexia? I liked it better when it was called "too stupid to read".
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:27AM CubeGuy said

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The ears are actually pretty interesting. In KH, his years were rendered in 3D. Here, they appear like they do in the cartoons. They always face the camera.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 1:23PM Mr Khan said

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Deliberate use of more archaic graphical techniques. Fascinating...
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:30AM Shadowbender said

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This better be as epic as Mickey was in Kingdom Hearts.

Speaking of which, where in the world is the third KH?
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:35AM dreganfyre said

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"when was the last time you got laid ?"

"thats really imature"

Does not compute. O_O

Also: reported.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 12:01PM dreganfyre said

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... oops. Bad reply.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:39AM (Unverified) said

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I haven't gotten this issue yet, so you probably just haven't either. There's an ad for this issue in the Crackdown one, though. It's funny how it's very obviously Epic Mickey but they act as though it's very enigmatic.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:48AM mr nimblewick said

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I'm slightly pumped for this game. It would be the first mickey game I've bought since World of Illusion.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 12:03PM Lordchimp said

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I think Castle of Illusion was better
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 11:51AM BananaBoat said

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I got my Epic Mickey issue last week. I was looking forward to it based on the concept art, but the in game screenshots completely ruined any enthusiasm I may have had for the project. It's nice that they got an exclusive though (a real one, not Playstation magazine's "Look, we have sketches of the layout of some Modern Warfare 2 maps, with sniper positions marked! What a scoop!" BS exclusive from this months issue).

If November comes around and you still don't have your Epic Mickey issue, I'd write them and ask what the delay is (your magazine may have been lost in the mail).
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 12:28PM NathanDTS said

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Oswald was like 10x cooler than Mickey. He was always trying to get laid and now apoarently he has many freaky children.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 1:28PM emperorzeroxx said

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The game looks pretty epic, reminds me of kingdom hearts....except playing mickey
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 12:56PM Trojan said

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Dang, that's pretty disappointing. Looks nothing like the concept art.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 1:21PM Gate Stormer said

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The drama surrounding the comments on this article has made my day in an annoying yet amusing way.

It's nice to know some people actually know what dyslexia is.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 1:35PM Mr Khan said

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I grow more interested, knowing that the game is as colorful as this. Also because the art style very accurately depicts old Disney.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 3:21PM mrln said

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Ummm.... art realization fail? The artwork looked many hundreds of times better than that.
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Posted: Oct 28th 2009 3:44PM greyseal said

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I was excited about this game until the screenshots started getting unleashed. After all that gorgeous concept art... why is this thing so ugly? Those environments look like a holdover from the Dreamcast era. The Wii can do so much more than this...

I'm hoping that these are just placeholder graphics while they hack out the physics and gameplay, but if that's the case, they might want to stop releasing these things until the game is ready for public viewing. What a disappointment.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2009 8:13PM (Unverified) said

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This is shit! What was wrong with the old Mickey? I'm 13 okay and there is no excuse saying that the new generation of kids like "violence." THat is a load of crap, my friends. THis will DESTROY ME. Mickey mouse was my idol when i was 6,7,8,9 and when I was 11. Don't ruin this, Walt Disney would never ask for this.
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