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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 1:44PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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C'MON VITALITY SENSOR...WHERE ARE YOU...NINTENDO NEEDS YOU
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:24PM (Unverified) said

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20 bucks says he wont be the only one.

Which will be more abused...Milo? or the Vitality Sensor?
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 3:15PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Of course I will Cody.

Then I'll shove my cock in your mother's ass or as it is known 'round these parts, "The Mariana Trench 2".
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 3:16PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Good God, Cap...
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 4:04PM Co said

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lol that's funny, I know a fat chick named Rosie



@ WREturns

it's the per usual reply from Cap... amazing the wrath one can have when envy is involved.

Pro Tip: Click on his username and check out his homepage for the pure definition of obsessed.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 4:49PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Cody, there is nothing to envy about you. Not your thin jaw line douch-stache, not your superfluous fanboyism for all things Nintendo, not your "business" South Syde douche-tainment.

You are the definition of a fuckwad and I'll prove it with a little help from Wolfram Alpha:

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2784/douche.jpg

You should be happy, I made you Internet famous.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 5:17PM President Taco said

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I love it when the Cap'n rips into Cody. I hate that stupid douche-bastard so much.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 9:03PM (Unverified) said

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Is Rosie's surname Pakm, per chance?
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 1:45PM SaintNoir said

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No Punch-Out love?
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 1:46PM (Unverified) said

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Oops, guess it's time to launch a new DS.

Oh, wait...
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:11PM I AM IRONHIDE said

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Sony will retaliate with another psp-

Oh wait...
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 1:48PM (Unverified) said

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I'm not ready to hang out the "Wii is a FAD" banner just yet, but Ninty should be watching this closely so they can act before it becomes a real problem. Sure, they can handle a reduction in profits now, but if the trend continues then they need to reexamine their business model.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 1:51PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Please, they'll just release some new Mario/Zelda/Mii/Pokemon game, Nintendo fans will rejoice, buy millions of copies and Nintendo will regurgitate the same bullshit again the following year.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 1:52PM (Unverified) said

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They did release new Pokemon games this year. Didn't work, evidentally.

Maybe it's because everyone in Japan has a DS...
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 3:57PM Mr Khan said

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It did work, actually. Heart Gold and Soul Silver are still in the top-10 worldwide software every week, according to VGChartz. Very impressive, considering that it's Japan-only for now and legs is a much more foreign concept to the Japanese.
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Posted: Oct 30th 2009 9:39AM xxxsam said

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@Khan: By 'didn't work', maybe he meant 'to increase DS sales'? Which didn't increase much, but it's not like they were bad anyhow.

Not really surprising that Pokemon DS 'didn't work' to increase Wii sales, though...
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 1:52PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Just had a look at VG chartz and 18 of the 20 most-sold games ever are Nintendo. I gotta give it to them; that is a huge accomplishment.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:00PM (Unverified) said

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That may sound nice, but which makes a company more money? A dozen multi-million sellers, or four dozen titles that all sold a million each? It's all about perspective.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 3:56PM Mr Khan said

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All depends on initial budgets and whatnot, so the question is more academic.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 1:57PM StormEagle said

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YEEEEESSSSSSS. It's MIIIIIINNNNEEE ALLL MINNNEEEE!
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 1:59PM Apollo26 said

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P-P-P-P-POKKKER FACCCCCEEE!
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:08PM GewurztraminerX said

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The DSican'tbelievetheymadeanotherone should help.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:15PM (Unverified) said

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That is because people still buying it no matter how many new DSi will come out.....
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:21PM (Unverified) said

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No, the PSPleasereleaseapsp2withdualanalog will win.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:20PM Joanna D said

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All of the Apple blogs are claiming this is iPhone's fault. Do you guys believe them?
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:21PM (Unverified) said

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Not really. Despite what Apple says, the Touch and iPhone are not seen as replacements for the DS or PSP.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 3:14PM bongoes said

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"All of the Apple blogs"

I think that explains it.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 5:23PM zsavior said

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Which apple blog is saying this I need this life. Since I read a post not to long on dig they aren't even the number one smart phone yet. That kool-aid Steve gives out must be delicioust .
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 7:19PM proto said

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Yes, everything is Steve Jobs fault!

Just kidding, Apple gives themselves way too much credit. They actually believe the Iphone is a serious gaming platform.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:33PM Cypher FDP said

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Hell, profits could be down 50% and Nintendo would still be making obscene amounts of money.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:34PM (Unverified) said

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"Nintendo's profits took a 52 percent dive in the first-half of 2009"

They already did...
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 2:38PM Cypher FDP said

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Wah wah wah.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 3:13PM Themariohenri said

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Time to go with plan B.OUR NEW MONSTAH!AHHHH IT WILL PRINT MONEY DESSSSU KA
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 3:14PM carg0 said

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when you've been at the top, like Nintendo has, there's nowhere to go but down.

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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 3:27PM blahblah55 said

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Or go down to find another up.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 3:55PM Mr Khan said

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Actually, Iwata himself declared that they had "failed" with Wii. Very bluntly acknowledging their inability to keep a steady flow of the hardware-movers. A strangely self-denigrating comment, but ultimately the right one to make.

Though NSMBWii is the ideal holiday title (that'll sell to practically anyone), and they'll keep things rolling in 2010. Hopefully seeing the first trifecta calendar year ever (though they had a trifecta fiscal year once, the one ending March 2003)
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 4:02PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Do you have a link for that? I'd be interested to read it.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 4:35PM Mr Khan said

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actually was mistranslated, apparently. He said "stalled," not "failed."

Still, a rather blunt assessment.

http://www.nintendoeverything.com/?p=26779
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 7:02PM MNeko said

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This was a much fairer analysis than the one printed on Engadget. I believe that ended with the phrase "Oh, how the mighty have fallen" or some such nonsense. Glad to see journalistic objectivity is alive and well SOMEWHERE.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 7:26PM Ozzman79 said

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$766 milion profit during a recession? Oh yeah, they're in REAL trouble. Anyone heard of a company called GM?
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 7:58PM (Unverified) said

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Government Motors?
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Posted: Oct 29th 2009 10:45PM Mike Knew said

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Last year they had Wii Fit, Super Smash Bros Brawl and Mario Kart. This information doesn't surprise me.
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Posted: Oct 30th 2009 2:31AM (Unverified) said

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Look at that Nintendo. Looks like we you guys won't be getting those G5s this year.
Guess you'll just have to settle for those G4s...
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Posted: Oct 30th 2009 9:38AM xxxsam said

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Are you referring to the Wii processor? Because that's similar to Apple's 'G3' processors, not G4.

Also, I think if Wii sales decline, that rather increases the chance that we would get a new system more quickly, compared to if they were still sold-out everywhere. Presumably the dramatic success of the system will cement Nintendo's decision to use cheaper (and smaller and less power-hungry) processors in their next system too.
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Posted: Oct 30th 2009 10:05AM (Unverified) said

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Actually, I was referring to the G5 planes and how this will only be a slight setback for Nintendo.
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