One million heroes fighting crime in Champions Online
by Griffin McElroy 
{ Oct 29th 2009 at 7:30PM } 
"Okay, guys, listen up. I know we were all excited about the promotion we were going to run when the one millionth hero was created within Champions Online. You know, we'd take the lucky crimefighter and base a short series of graphic novels on him or her, ultimately culminating in a three-picture deal with Paramount and keeping the hero's creator -- and as a bonus, our game -- in the pop cultural spotlight? Well, we just heard from moderators that the one millionth hero was named ... Boner Dragon."
"Boner Dragon?"
"Boner Dragon."
"I think we should just do a press release instead. A press release which deftly avoids mentioning the hero's name."
"That is an excellent idea, Jeffrey."
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
sony boy (6 years til sony man child!) @ Oct 29th 2009 7:43PM
첫 번째 !!!!!
Bobby Kotick 2: Echoes @ Oct 29th 2009 7:45PM
English, dude. I don't speak that shit.
Ryoga Vee @ Oct 29th 2009 7:49PM
私は良牙V字形の午前
Einhanderkiller @ Oct 29th 2009 7:51PM
私は日本語を話さない。
The Dark Wayne [Planeteer: Power of the Batusi] @ Oct 29th 2009 8:03PM
#/:
The Dark Wayne [Planeteer: Power of the Batusi] @ Oct 29th 2009 8:04PM
oh come on! I typed way more than that! I didnt even type that!
Premature ejaculation man @ Oct 29th 2009 8:28PM
☟☜☹☹⚐✏✏
☠✪✪☯
Anti-Villian @ Oct 30th 2009 12:39AM
間違ったそれをしている
Ryoga Vee @ Oct 29th 2009 7:50PM
私は良牙V字形の午前 !!!
sony boy (6 years til sony man child!) @ Oct 29th 2009 8:03PM
실패 답변
Wayne Campbell @ Oct 29th 2009 9:13PM
You are a V-shaped Ryoga?
DBuck_Eye @ Oct 29th 2009 7:54PM
I'd read a comic about a hero named "Boner Dragon."
iFester @ Oct 29th 2009 7:56PM
Wasn't he The Savage Dragon's gay roomate?
johnnynumber5 @ Oct 29th 2009 7:57PM
lulz
Savage Dragon ftw
Boner Dragon ftl
Nathan-DTS [He is your father] @ Oct 29th 2009 7:58PM
Wait, how didn't they see this coming? Almost everyone in an MMO is called something like that.
johnnynumber5 @ Oct 29th 2009 7:58PM
pretty funny stuff ... boner dragon
this game ever coming to the 360? I know it was supposed to but last I heard cryptic said the balls was in MS's court. This would be an epic addition to their lineup.
The Dark Wayne [Planeteer: Power of the Batusi] @ Oct 29th 2009 8:02PM
given microsofts record with every mmo ever, im guessing it's a definite no. After all, we're still waiting on that promised console version of age of conan
DubiousCow @ Oct 29th 2009 8:02PM
I'd love to read a graphic novel about a character named Boner Dragon. Holy shit, fucking do this.
Marco le Polo @ Oct 29th 2009 8:03PM
If it weren't for hero's like Boner Dragon we'd all perish for certain.
Alan Strangis @ Oct 29th 2009 8:42PM
All boner, no dragon.
Strange Interlude @ Oct 29th 2009 9:40PM
Does Boner Dragon specialize in the solving of boner crimes?
http://www.redshirt.co.uk/media/batmans-greatest-boner/
JeezWhiz87 @ Oct 30th 2009 6:38AM
I just want to say: I hate that red thing. Every time I see it, I hate it more.
Ryan @ Oct 30th 2009 9:15AM
And to think, I thought we'd end up with a "SSJGoku777" or a "Legolas1234".
JeezWhiz87 @ Oct 30th 2009 9:22AM
There may not be 1 million but there's probably over 9 thou..... *gets clubbed by the whole internets*
HedonisticKai @ Oct 30th 2009 9:53AM
Yeah, at least boner dragon is somewhat original. it actually isnt that bad... i mean yeah, it sounds horrible.. but it could be like a dragon skeleton..
just a guy @ Oct 30th 2009 11:28AM
you're under a wrist! geddit? under a wrist? .........guys?