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Square Enix's expected FY09 earnings hit for $55M damage

by Randy Nelson on Oct 29th 2009 6:30PM

Square Enix predicts ¥7.5 billion ($82 million) net earnings for April 1 through September 30, 2009
MISS!
Eidos Buyout attacks Square Enix!
Taito Retirement Program attacks Square Enix!
Square Enix Retirement Program attacks Square Enix!
Square Enix net earnings for April 1 through September 30, 2009 hit for ¥4.9 billion ($54 million)!
Square Enix predicts ¥15 billion ($164 million) net earnings for fiscal year 2009
MISS!
Square Enix predicts ¥10 billion ($109 million) net earnings for fiscal year 2009
SUCCESS!
Square Enix earned 100 XP!
Square Enix found the following items!
HUMBLE PIE x1

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Tags: business, eidos, financial, square-enix

Reader Comments (29)

MystileArmor buys Final Fantasy XIII along with millions of others
SUCCESS!

Square Enix earned 100 XP!
MystileArmor found the following items!
CHOKOLAT POODING x1

Joystiq humor at its finest! Is there a way to upvote articles?

Upvoting articals, eh? Sounds like a good idea to me!

SUCCESS!

+ 1 heart for JP
JP levels up!
Upgrades "Back Hand" attack to "Pimp Slap!" attack.

totally agree JP

@ Deadpool: "Pimp Slap!" FTW! Times like these, I sit back and say, "Thank God for the Internet."

@ Nook: I thought it would be interesting for the site. If we can rate comments about the articles, why not the articles themselves?

Haha, that was clever! That is a good suggestion, up voting articles. JOYSTIQ - - - run with it!

See, this wouldn't happen if they would just remake a remake of one of their greatest remakes.

Can we please have the next Weekly Console Sales story presented in a similar fashion?

Am I the only one who would love a FF PS2 collection? As in, FFX, X-2 and XII? If it had trophies like the God of War collection, I would so buy it.

Ahhhh damn. That was meant as a reply to gordo... sorry mate.

Actually Space Fox, so would I. It should easiliy fit on a Blu Ray. That would be incredible.

Great post Randy.

Oh wow, Joystiq. I think I love you.

rofl, well done! A++

http://ffmusic.ffshrine.org/ff9midis/ff9-01-19-fanfare.mid

ethan is confused!

Who the fuck is Ethan?

Ethan hurt himself in his confusion!

Wolf summons Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne Attacks
Ethan Uses Bandage (+30 HP)
Lil Wayne casts "I'm a Gamer"
Miss!
Ethan casts Mass Confusion
Lil Wayne is now Confused
Square Enix is now Confused
Joystiq is now Confused
Back Fire! Ethan is now Confused
Wolf casts 牙澁 (JŪ Kiba)
Critical Hit! (-90 HP)
Lil Wayne casts Blazing Bullet
Back Fire! Blazing Bullet hits Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne Fainted
Square Enix casts Move Prediction
Ethan Attacks
Miss!
Move Prediction is effective
Wolf casts Epic Fail
Ethan is now cursed
Square Enix casts Move Prediction
Ethan Attacks
Move Prediction failed
Square Enix faints
Curse! (-10 HP)
Ethan Fainted
100XP + Bonus 2XP
No Item discovered

I would love to see Square Enix attack using a Gil Toss with that big of a bankroll...

It would KO a 50,000,000 HP superboss.

I think they did it to Eidos, and Enix.

Squaresoft uses Gil toss on Enix!
9,999 Damage!
Enix Faints
100XP
You found "Dragon Quest"!

Enix has joined your party!

SquareEnix uses Gil toss on Eidos!
Break damage limit: 99,999 Damage!
80XP
You found "Tomb Raider"!

Eidos joins your party!

Da Da Da Da Dun Da Da Daaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Very Interesting.......

That was the best written article I have ever read.

So. Awesome.

Ow ow ow. At least FF13 will be the X-Potion for the company. If it gets any worse, they'll need a cash infusion

I appreciate the thought that goes into awesome posts such as these. You rock, Joystiq. Not just a pretty podcast but now my primary game news source.

YES! I would totally support a pronouncement coming from FASB for this type of reporting to become GAAP!

This is why I used Yojimbo only sparingly.

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