The Sims transformed into a horror movie
by Alexander Sliwinski 
{ Nov 4th 2009 at 6:00AM }
"They won't let me pee, they won't let me sleep, they won't let me eat." – doomed Sim citizen
Ah yes, the life of a Sim. Not so funny when one sees what life would be like if our actions were controlled by the unholy Plumbob (which is itself controlled by little Damian Van Horne of 999 Wisteria Lane). We understand that CollegeHumor was trying to be funny in its The Sims movie clip, but it actually encapsulates the pain and suffering of every Sim murdered by sadistic teenage girls around the world. Watch the full clip after the break. Save a Sim.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Aerothorn @ Nov 4th 2009 6:49AM
No.
WMain00 @ Nov 4th 2009 6:51AM
Oscar material, that.
I'm scared.
Obie @ Nov 4th 2009 7:12AM
No kidding, a former girlfriend of mine loved playing god in the sim games, her favorite method of murder was mass drownings.
And she was one of the *least* crazy ones!
Michelobius @ Nov 4th 2009 8:59AM
"Hey, where's the ladder?"
snowleopard233 @ Nov 4th 2009 9:22AM
There's a fence in the way!
GoldN @ Nov 4th 2009 5:13PM
move_objects on
SolidSnakeX @ Nov 4th 2009 7:19AM
That's creepy....Funny but creepy..imagine that your controlled by Big Brother can't sleep. can't move, can't go to the bathroom fuck that!!...
Spartan [Planeteer | Power of Sunshine & Lollipops] @ Nov 4th 2009 7:22AM
that looked good.
Maverick Saturn (Igor) @ Nov 4th 2009 7:29AM
..........right....
Godsy @ Nov 4th 2009 7:31AM
This just makes me feel bad.
Anti-Villian @ Nov 4th 2009 7:54AM
That was actually really creapy D: and I could actually see this being made into a horror movie and working!
EvoHelix @ Nov 4th 2009 9:28AM
*spoiler* Towards the end there is the appearance of a hedge garden maze to the toilet.
bamb0o-stick @ Nov 4th 2009 12:01PM
Where? Is it one of those one frame shots that's hard to catch? The hedge maze to the toilet sounds hilarious though.
EvoHelix @ Nov 4th 2009 12:58PM
Just recounting my days of Sims 2.
Most Sims would give up half way through and wet themselves.
Elette @ Nov 4th 2009 9:30AM
I thought it was hilarious. The fat guy said he's having fun, i can't argue with that.
Rob S. @ Nov 4th 2009 10:04AM
This may be just me, but I never really saw the appeal in the Sims. I mean so you do stuff you would normally do, where's the fun in that?
Drew -- PS360: uphillbothways @ Nov 4th 2009 10:18AM
You normally kill people by removing a ladder from a swimming pool or blocking doors with furniture?
Your family/neighbors must all be idiots. :P
choumichel @ Nov 4th 2009 10:05AM
Haha, funny stuff!
Granger @ Nov 4th 2009 10:36AM
Everyone should watch The Nines with Ryan Reynolds. It has a similar sort of theme, though it isn't a horror film.
It was on Netflix Instant last I checked.
Elette @ Nov 4th 2009 10:43AM
On that account, I'm about to watch it now. It better be good, Sonnny Jim.
Omega2k3 @ Nov 5th 2009 7:31AM
Eh, it's all right... Not really anything like this, though.
RKN @ Nov 4th 2009 11:07AM
Sims 3 is starting to eat away at my free time. Fuck that, its gobbling that shit up!
darkeyez @ Nov 4th 2009 12:05PM
this pretty much sums up why I was freaked out by the Sims when I first played it and why I shudder at the thought of ever playing it again. I'm still convinced the devil created it.
iamthestatic @ Nov 4th 2009 1:24PM
Wait, isn't The Sims actually being made into a real movie? Wanna bet this trailer will be better than the Hollywood one that comes out?
PedoJokerBear [Planeteer | Power of Gall Bladder] @ Nov 4th 2009 3:22PM
hey theres a little homicidal bear inside all of us. some more than others.....
Swansey @ Nov 11th 2009 7:21PM
Rosebud
Nuclear Chauffeur @ Nov 5th 2009 1:33PM
One of the many reasons why I fucking love CollegeHumor.