Allow Activision to introduce you to Taylor Swift
by Ben Gilbert 
{ Nov 5th 2009 at 5:29AM } 
If you purchase a copy of Band Hero in the month of Novemeber (why, that's this month!), you can enter for a chance for two to meet Taylor Swift. Alright, alright, now calm down. You're panting. It's going to be alright. After you pick up your copy of Band Hero tonight, slowly remove the instruction manual from the inside of the game box and simply enter the code from its back at this website. According to the site, you could supposedly win some other stuff or something, but whatever.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
BlueXArmed @ Nov 5th 2009 5:37AM
She looks a little too old for me.
Nytrojen @ Nov 5th 2009 5:53AM
Well it's a trip for two... you heard it here first. Band Hero endorses 3somes
Backslash @ Nov 5th 2009 6:04AM
That's kind of funny considering she's only 19 . . . unless you're into the slightly more eccentric market of 18 and below.
Anti-Villian @ Nov 5th 2009 6:10AM
I think he's commenting on how she looks like a 5 year old, he goes for toddlers obviously.
JohnoBoy @ Nov 5th 2009 5:52AM
I tried putting in my Band Hero code in but before I got to submitting it Kanye interrupted and instead signed me up to me Beyonce.
Now that this joke's outta the way...
216 @ Nov 5th 2009 5:55AM
usually i'd say this was lame, but any sarcastic mention of Taylor Swift deserves a kanye joke
Azerael @ Nov 5th 2009 6:16AM
I actually laughed, congratulations.
Aerothorn @ Nov 5th 2009 5:52AM
I honestly have no idea who Taylor Swift is.
Aerothorn @ Nov 5th 2009 5:53AM
Also, no way is that her real name.
Surfaced @ Nov 5th 2009 6:19AM
i didnt know until after the kanye ordeal either
Meh @ Nov 5th 2009 7:38AM
Ah, so Taylor Swift was the third person on that Kanye "ordeal"? She's some kind of musician then, right?
Maurice @ Nov 5th 2009 7:36AM
If Kanye could steal the mic, can Taylor really be called swift?
Martin @ Nov 5th 2009 9:21AM
Kanye: "Taylor, I'ma let you finish ... if you can snatch this microphone from my hand."
Obie @ Nov 5th 2009 9:53AM
She kinda looks like a fembot.
martyfarty389 @ Nov 5th 2009 3:06PM
Honestly, I didn't know about her like 5 yrs ago until my friend told me about tear drops on my guitar. It was ok i guess, but this is her best in my opinion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPOiqtf2FTE.
NOOK @ Nov 5th 2009 6:00AM
Who?
SibSpi @ Nov 5th 2009 6:03AM
I was gonna check out an article on Taylor Swift on Wikipedia, and my browser was really happy and all and was gonna finish loading soon, but then I got redirected to a Beyonce article which was referenced by Kanye West (disambiguation).
Luke @ Nov 5th 2009 6:17AM
Kanye is the only reason I know who she is. I'm glad we've made it this far in the comments without a "I'mma let you finish..." joke. Shouldn't be too much longer, though.
NOOK @ Nov 5th 2009 6:50AM
look up.
Roy @ Nov 5th 2009 7:55AM
@nook
Unless he's a dog of course, in which case he can't look up.
Spike941 @ Nov 5th 2009 6:11AM
She's talentless. Saw her try to sing at a hall once. Couldn't even hit the high notes in her own songs without breaking. Kids worship the biggest piles of shit these days
216 @ Nov 5th 2009 6:27AM
blame it on autotune
PSN: John-Paul-Jones (click for last.fm profile!) @ Nov 5th 2009 12:40PM
...
I like her albums... *hides*
Gibbeynator @ Nov 5th 2009 6:29AM
Yo, Band Hero. I'm real happy for you. I'mma let you finish, but Advent Rising had one of the best contests of all time.
URM0MLIK3SME @ Nov 5th 2009 8:52AM
Of all time!!!!
dark_inchworm (stronger than never, ever before) @ Nov 5th 2009 9:23AM
heh, Advent Rising
I chuckled a teeny bit.
Duke @ Nov 5th 2009 2:41PM
Clever and funny - +1!
MechaGamerX @ Nov 5th 2009 6:32AM
*Insert overused Kanye joke here*
Akio Morita ... Deader than you @ Nov 5th 2009 6:41AM
I'm a newly divorced 40year old gamer and I approve this introduction.
Shiaoran @ Nov 5th 2009 6:44AM
Prior to this post I had never heard of her, but I wouldn't mind meating her. I mean, meeting her... >.>
Shiaoran @ Nov 5th 2009 6:48AM
Stratch that, I have... Once.
She's the girl Kanye took the mic from XD
Ethan @ Nov 5th 2009 8:31AM
Well the sweepstakes are named 'Enter the Taylor Swift.'
pasta @ Nov 5th 2009 9:18AM
I'd like to enter Taylor Swift.
BFBeast666 @ Nov 5th 2009 7:29AM
Never heard of her. Should I have?
prodigy69 @ Nov 5th 2009 7:50AM
who?
Dv8thwonder @ Nov 5th 2009 7:55AM
I heard one of her songs recently and I vomited a little in my mouth. Does this effect all her listeners or is it a sign that her fans have just as bad of taste in music?
The Pie Pieper @ Nov 5th 2009 8:17AM
I'm married, so that wouldn't benefit me at all. Here’s a lesson kids, don’t get drunk in Vegas, or you won’t be able to go on great trips like this one.
Autobot (Now with Vitamin D)! @ Nov 5th 2009 8:23AM
Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish but PAUL MCCARTNEY WAS THE GREATEST INGAME MUSIC CHARACTER OF ALL TIME!
Maurice @ Nov 5th 2009 8:38AM
What about Kurt Cobain?
URM0MLIK3SME @ Nov 5th 2009 8:54AM
Of all time!!!!
Kid Chemical @ Nov 5th 2009 8:49AM
A buddy of mine worked at Quad and helped record one of her albums.
He said she wore a lot of make-up for a 16 year old. I imagine she now wears a lot of make-up for a 19 year old.
creiij @ Nov 5th 2009 9:18AM
Well I'd do her, and no I'm generally for the >18 girls nowadays, not that I'm to old for
Martin @ Nov 5th 2009 9:24AM
Nowadays huh? So you've given up your pre-18 snootch wrangling days, eh?
Ravnos @ Nov 5th 2009 12:07PM
After Chris Hansen catches you, you gotta change it up for a bit.
yolarrydabomb @ Nov 5th 2009 12:09PM
wtf I'd hit.
old or not shes fuckable!
Brazell @ Nov 5th 2009 9:18AM
Hm. Taylor Swift looks like a kid... how old is she?
MasterGekk @ Nov 5th 2009 9:22AM
Will I be able to give her a swift bang if I win ?
Martin @ Nov 5th 2009 9:24AM
Pretty sure anyone posting "who" or "never heard of her" is full of shit. Or living under a rock. Or both.
Alex @ Nov 5th 2009 9:35AM
uhhhh or that we don't watch Disney or whatever TV channel she came from. All we now care about is that she's quite the hooker...errrr...looker.
Orion @ Nov 5th 2009 9:39AM
...or doesn't follow "Disney" singers and boy bands like you.