DDR purse is actually kind of neat
by Justin McElroy 
{ Nov 9th 2009 at 10:00PM }
Printing a description on something doesn't necessarily make it so, as the hundreds of XXL T-shirts emblazoned with the words "Way 2 Sexy" all over our nation's Wal-Mart's will attest. But there's truth in advertising for this purse made out of a Dance Dance Revolution dance pad, which is, in fact, pretty cool.As a bonus with this handy how-to, you get to see several lurid close-ups of a dance pad's guts. Sure, it's not the internet's biggest fetish group, but it's nice to see them being thrown a bone.
[Thanks, Liz]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Dreaded Fear @ Nov 9th 2009 10:01PM
Cool!
BPMOmega [XBL, PSN, Steam] @ Nov 9th 2009 11:23PM
Stay
B3astofthe3ast @ Nov 9th 2009 10:04PM
Reminds me of those stupid purses made out of garbage.
Darth Bradwart, The Dark Lord of the Sith @ Nov 9th 2009 10:05PM
I bet that's a huge market...
Sandmonkey @ Nov 9th 2009 10:06PM
Hehe, maybe it could fold out into a pad, which you can play on.
Put some wheels on that thing and its a cannon.
Durden @ Nov 9th 2009 10:11PM
Purses! Pads!? CANNONS!?
You are one filthy commenter dear sir!
MystileArmor @ Nov 9th 2009 10:36PM
You just gave me a brilliant idea. Someone needs to turn a DDR dance pad into a bra. Those are the kinds of cannons I want to see in a DDR dance pad!
xxLUANCHYxx @ Nov 9th 2009 10:15PM
I hope it doesn't make me look fat.
Electro Poof [Super Nintendo IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING - Now Only $29.99] @ Nov 9th 2009 10:17PM
No, your face does.
Darth Bradwart, The Dark Lord of the Sith @ Nov 9th 2009 10:18PM
That's what she said!
Bobby Kotick @ Nov 9th 2009 10:19PM
Uh... Burn?
Sly @ Nov 9th 2009 10:21PM
*facepalm*
Sandmonkey @ Nov 9th 2009 10:26PM
@Sly
You beat me to it.
Launchy, darling, you are an attractive person well into your 20's, so yes, it will make you look 3 pounds fatter, which is a total of what? 180 pounds? OMG, I gotta stop texting, I just gawt mah nails did!
THE HEAVY @ Nov 9th 2009 10:19PM
Justin, I DEMAND that you buy one and wear it for one day around town for the lolz
Sandmonkey @ Nov 9th 2009 10:22PM
I THOUGHT WE WERE FIGHTING MEN
DO I SMELL SOILED BABY DIAPER?
DarkSnake619 @ Nov 9th 2009 10:19PM
lol, that's pretty cool.
Markez @ Nov 9th 2009 10:56PM
Radical avatar
josh.milewsk @ Nov 10th 2009 9:49AM
Yeah, I was going to mention that avatar, too. I just did.
Bobby Kotick @ Nov 9th 2009 10:20PM
They turn everything into purses these days. I once saw a purse that was made up of nothing but old Kool-Aid pouches. (Oh Yeah!)
DarkSnake619 @ Nov 9th 2009 10:23PM
I hope it had a button that played the Kool-Aid mans voice "Oh Yeah!"
Sandmonkey @ Nov 9th 2009 10:27PM
Would calling that ghetto be racist?
Bobby Kotick @ Nov 9th 2009 10:32PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeUGqeYsQg
Special Agent Steve @ Nov 9th 2009 10:53PM
DDR=
Dance Dance Receptacle?
mars @ Nov 9th 2009 11:22PM
you just said purse, followed by neat. those are two words that are *not okay* to use here. you've been warned
ill trooper @ Nov 9th 2009 11:50PM
"Who stomped on my purse and smashed my phone?!?"
Alex McKee @ Nov 9th 2009 11:45PM
I always wondered what you could do with those plastic pads, cuz I don't use mine anymore since I got an Ignition pad.
Saturn2888 @ Nov 10th 2009 12:46PM
Awesome post Justin!
michas_pi @ Nov 10th 2009 3:30PM
Deutsche Demokratische Republik?