We've opened our eyes in the blackness and seen the green-tinted future, and now we want to share our vision with you.
(And yes, we'll be giving the whole thing away soon.)
We've opened our eyes in the blackness and seen the green-tinted future, and now we want to share our vision with you.
(And yes, we'll be giving the whole thing away soon.)
Reader Comments (98)
Posted: Nov 12th 2009 8:10AM frozenaccess said
Man crush wow ..Immature..just plain and simple IMMATURE.. lol..
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Posted: Nov 11th 2009 11:22AM JoshMilewski said
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 11:27AM AlphakirA said
(Adam from NY)
Modern day Jason Statham. Fact.
Modern day Jason Statham. Fact.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 3:14PM laser beams said
ummm... modern day already has a Jason Statham (and one is enough). maybe he could be a time-traveling post-apocalyptic future Jason Statham?
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Posted: Nov 11th 2009 11:52AM (Unverified) said
Wow, i never thought of night vision goggles as a phalic symbol before..
Night-vision-goggle-head!
Night-vision-goggle-head!
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 11:54AM erichsouza said
So the straps won't fit Mothership McElroy...no good.
And yeah, try to show just a quick glimpse of the actuall night vision would be good btw.
And yeah, try to show just a quick glimpse of the actuall night vision would be good btw.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 11:55AM (Unverified) said
How did you handle the "No Russian" level?
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 11:58AM (Unverified) said
Is it just me or does Justin look like he has Downs Syndrome?
I least my Justin McFailroy jibes warrant merit now, and he really does looks like he's failing by the second in this vibrant attempt at humour.
I least my Justin McFailroy jibes warrant merit now, and he really does looks like he's failing by the second in this vibrant attempt at humour.
Posted: Nov 12th 2009 4:58PM (Unverified) said
No Justin, I'm not your father. Nice attempt at a come back though.
I'd be too ashamed to acknowledge your existence if I was your father.
Keep up the mediocrity, however.
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I'd be too ashamed to acknowledge your existence if I was your father.
Keep up the mediocrity, however.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 12:03PM The Nth Doctor said
Joystiq posted this in-depth review of the goggles before giving them away?!
JOYSTIQ IS SO GARSH DURNED BIASED.
JOYSTIQ IS SO GARSH DURNED BIASED.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 12:05PM ProgDrummer said
Meh....
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 12:16PM davemccauley said
I would have liked to have gotten the Prestige Edition just because I'm a collector of gaming memorabilia but the package was out of my price range.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 12:19PM davemccauley said
I would have liked to have gotten the Prestige Edition just because I'm a collector of gaming memorabilia but the package was out of my price range.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 12:33PM Vcize said
Good stuff Justin, very funny.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 12:35PM (Unverified) said
LOL i refused to watch the entire video it was very boring XD. And thank you
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 12:40PM (Unverified) said
wow, can u say "nerd", you give our kind (gamers) a bad name. Get out of your room and go use those night vision goggles to spy on women undressing.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 2:52PM pranaferox said
Yeah! Nothing would give gamers a good name like Justin using his MW2 goggles to get arrested for peeping!
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Posted: Nov 11th 2009 12:51PM (Unverified) said
There you said what? I didn't understand a single word of your random keyboard mashing. Are you a monkey? Was that Shakespeare?
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 1:21PM Ringot said
Hey so how come theres a light on the front? Did he say thats supposed to be (near-infra?)red but the camera is picking it up as white or what?
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 1:27PM sector13 said
So bummed we didn't get a shot of Justin's carpet.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 1:35PM QuePasa87 said
Lol, we need more Justin vids on Joystiq. It should be a weekly thing or something.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 1:48PM Laughton said
I lol'd. Just a little.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 1:54PM AoE said
Justin, you deserve a gold star for the Logan's Run reference!
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 2:32PM Breakfastmachine said
Is it really night vision if you have to have light bulbs on the front of it? Not saying I wouldn't want a pair, but I certainly wouldn't use them during any night time airsoft games.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 3:07PM frozenaccess said
This guy Justin is an idiot I bet he was born with Down Syndrome or he was dropped down the stairs as a toddler!.. I mean come on really mature talking stupid college humor Oh you can use these night vision goggles to rape someone?.What an idiot doesn't he realize that kids might hear this in the Video jezz...Also GAS sucks Watch the original (Corey Hart "I Wear My Sun Glasses At Night". The 80's Version!..from 1983..
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 3:08PM laser beams said
i don't think you're going to get a lot of serial-killing/raping done with those things- it seems to me that the only "Night-vision" going on here comes from the ring of super-bright LEDs on the front of the device, they illuminate the entire area- allowing you to see in the dark (a la: a flashlight) but give away your location in the process.
Buffalo Bill would not approve.
Buffalo Bill would not approve.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 6:14PM (Unverified) said
They're infrared LED's. The human eye can't see them when they're lit (or to be technical, can barely see them) but cameras and camcorders can still pick up the light like normal.
If you have a Wii, go point your digital camera/camcorder/camera phone at the sensor bar while the Wii is on, and you'll see what I'm talking about.
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If you have a Wii, go point your digital camera/camcorder/camera phone at the sensor bar while the Wii is on, and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 3:38PM Watcher38 said
@ SolidSnakeX
I agree with you. I feel those kind of jokes are a bit over the top. Some of the reasons why video games in general have a hard time attracting more women is due to the immaturity of some of the gamers and ironically media groups out there.
Justin, I would have thought that you would have known to steer clear of immature jokes like killing and raping given the fact that you're part of a blog that attracts the attention of a good number of gamers of both gender and all ages.
Video games already have a bad rap for instigating violent behavior in players. It would be cool if we didn't feed the stereotype.
I agree with you. I feel those kind of jokes are a bit over the top. Some of the reasons why video games in general have a hard time attracting more women is due to the immaturity of some of the gamers and ironically media groups out there.
Justin, I would have thought that you would have known to steer clear of immature jokes like killing and raping given the fact that you're part of a blog that attracts the attention of a good number of gamers of both gender and all ages.
Video games already have a bad rap for instigating violent behavior in players. It would be cool if we didn't feed the stereotype.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 6:58PM leemahi said
its a fucking joke! It scares me honestly of people that are not LOLing all over the floor with this vid. geez its hilarious! but really what do civilians really need NVG's for? unless you plan on sneeking up on someone and murdering them.
MORE JUSTIN UNBOXINGS/REVIEW VIDEOS
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MORE JUSTIN UNBOXINGS/REVIEW VIDEOS
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 3:42PM jayrockslife said
why would it get downvoted. I'm not supposed to say that the multiplayer isn't working? i'm not dissing it, i'm just saying he's probably having more fun with the goggles than the ps3 version right now since no one can play other than single player and split screen. I'm dying just as much as everyone else to get back online and play as soon as the servers are back up.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 3:47PM jayrockslife said
why would it get downvoted. I'm not supposed to say that the multiplayer isn't working? i'm not dissing it, i'm just saying he's probably having more fun with the goggles than the ps3 version right now since no one can play other than single player and split screen. I'm dying just as much as everyone else to get back online and play as soon as the servers are back up.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 5:18PM Mr Numeros said
Real acid?
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 6:22PM (Unverified) said
But do the goggles help YOU bring girls home? I'm gonna go with nooooooooo!
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 6:26PM LiquidSnake said
Hey Justin, which system you got the Prestige Edition for?
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 6:44PM (Unverified) said
Yes, you can see see in the dark with them.....because it has a freaking flashlight on it!
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 11:49PM kentuckyfried said
Justin's such a nerd.
I love it.
I love it.
Posted: Nov 11th 2009 11:49PM quickshade said
awesome vid...."if your a serial killer than these are totally worth it" LOL.
Posted: Nov 12th 2009 1:32AM Travmanman said
Oh Justin... You look like a Unicorn with those on.
Posted: Nov 12th 2009 4:21AM louielou said
^ LOL. I though these googles had something to do with the game or something. Therefore requiring them to match the system which you play on.
Im assigned a real pair.. hahaha, but I can't keep them for good.
Im assigned a real pair.. hahaha, but I can't keep them for good.
Posted: Nov 13th 2009 6:52AM phizzyphizzy said
I think this Justin is probably the funniest person on the internet.
