How to unlock a one billion point Achievement
by Griffin McElroy 
on Nov 11th 2009 3:45PM
As a congratulatory message to their Microsoft peers, the Interactive Entertainment branch recently sent the Windows team
the banner you see above shortly after the latter launched
Windows 7. It's a cute little example of how these two companies
okay enough with the crap. We
need this Achievement. Do you understand us, Microsoft? We
need it. Knowing "the big one" is out there, but that it will be eternally inaccessible to us? Do you know what that would do to our psyche? It would
end us, Microsoft.
We'll make you a deal -- we'll create our own Microsoft-branded operating system, and then you go ahead and pass one of those novelty-sized Achievements our way. How do you feel about "Doors XL?" No? How about "Glass-covered Portals 2010?" Or "Panes: Professional Edition?" Get back to us on this one, okay?
We need it.
