Left 4 Dead 2 clothing is surprisingly unprotective
by Richard Mitchell 
{ Nov 11th 2009 at 7:00PM } 
Honestly, you'd think licensed Left 4 Dead 2 clothing would provide at least some semblance of undead protection. Alas, it looks like the best that Glitch Gaming Apparel could provide is simple T-shirts. Sure, the 100 percent cotton shirts provide ample breathability, but they provide next to zero zombie bite protection. Even worse, they're short-sleeved, leaving hapless survivors with plump, juicy and completely visible arms.
Still, the Ellis and Coach tees at least have a picture of a medical kit on the back, which might be enough to fool a zombie into thinking you're prepared. Let's hope that buys enough time to find yourself a Molotov.
Still, the Ellis and Coach tees at least have a picture of a medical kit on the back, which might be enough to fool a zombie into thinking you're prepared. Let's hope that buys enough time to find yourself a Molotov.
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Jawmuncher (PSN & XBL:Jawmuncher) @ Nov 11th 2009 7:01PM
Come the zombie apocalypse.
People with these shirts are going to wish that was a real med-pack on the back.
Darth Bradwart, The Dark Lord of the Sith @ Nov 11th 2009 7:02PM
COOL CLOTHES HERE!
Spartan [Planeteer | Power of Sunshine & Lollipops] @ Nov 11th 2009 7:26PM
I hate T-shirts
Toop @ Nov 11th 2009 8:36PM
You hate t-shirts? What an odd thing to hate.
I remember thinking something similar when I was told that it is possible to be afraid of gravity. (I cannot confirm the truth of this) What is so frightening about gravity? Its only holding you on the planet.
Where was I....
Oh yes, what could you hate about t-shirts?
Gloqwi @ Nov 11th 2009 10:09PM
I believe that was a L4D reference...pretty vague reference to Francis if you ask me!
:D
West @ Nov 11th 2009 10:54PM
You know what I DON'T hate? Vests.
Temidien @ Nov 11th 2009 7:10PM
I chuckle at the references yet shudder at the thought of wearing that shi(r)t. I get enough flack for wearing a shirt with the Star Wars logo on it.
time @ Nov 11th 2009 7:53PM
you live amongst assholes. everyone around here has star wars respect.
The Dark Wayne [Planeteer: Power of the Batusi] @ Nov 11th 2009 7:57PM
who the fuck doesn't like Star Wars? God Damn communists imo
Darth Bradwart, The Dark Lord of the Sith @ Nov 11th 2009 7:58PM
Yeah...some might see me as a 'bit' of a Star Wars fan...
The Dark Wayne [Planeteer: Power of the Batusi] @ Nov 11th 2009 8:02PM
pfft! My gamertag is Mandalorian 63 and aside from identifiers for internet pals, is written entirely in mandalorian! I challenge your honor bradwart!
Toop @ Nov 11th 2009 8:38PM
There aren't many game-branded shirts I would wear. Some are just too over-the-top, like wearing the poster for The Parish. If they are tasteful and well thought out as a t-shirt specific design I would be likely to wear them, but not just a picture slapped on a shirt.
Darth Bradwart, The Dark Lord of the Sith @ Nov 11th 2009 8:42PM
Dude...I have Star Wars clothing, posters, movie tickets, lightsabers, books...and I write fanfiction.
Canderous is a bad-ass, though.
Darth Bradwart, The Dark Lord of the Sith @ Nov 11th 2009 9:01PM
Holy hell, Wayne. Got enough friggin Gamerscore?
The Dark Wayne [Planeteer: Power of the Batusi] @ Nov 11th 2009 10:35PM
pshaw! Posters! Do you're posters amount to the 11,000 dollars my action figure collection does?!
Riley @ Nov 12th 2009 1:17AM
I just thought I'd bring up the fact that Mandalorian isn't the name of the language
Temidien @ Nov 12th 2009 8:04AM
Just wanted to say I love you guys for the nerd honor.
dark_inchworm (stronger than never, ever before) @ Nov 12th 2009 9:41AM
You still care what other people think about your choice of attire?
Gibbeynator @ Nov 11th 2009 7:18PM
Ahh Ellis, the new "PILLS!"
The Dark Wayne [Planeteer: Power of the Batusi] @ Nov 11th 2009 8:01PM
Coach is way better. "Heh heh...I know one thang...im gonna grab everything I can!"
Gibbeynator @ Nov 11th 2009 8:41PM
Oh yeah, Coach is awesome. He's my main.
Nothing scares the zombies like Uncle Phil.
Autopsy15 @ Nov 11th 2009 7:59PM
Grabbin' peels.
Seroth @ Nov 11th 2009 8:53PM
Looks pretty similar to a shirt I bought from ThinkGeek about a month ago: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/gaming/c61d/
...which one came first?
Petebot330 @ Nov 12th 2009 11:10AM
Oh SNAP
gaddes @ Nov 11th 2009 9:36PM
I wish they could make something a little less tacky... with a L4D reference or something, but doesn't take up 90% of the shirt, or look like they just plastered a poster onto a shirt. :\
Petebot330 @ Nov 12th 2009 11:11AM
Yeah the big Left 4 Dead 2 logo would make me feel like I'm wearing an advertisement. lame.
Snake Robot Podium @ Nov 13th 2009 8:32AM
Yeah, "Zombie Defense" goes a bit too far. Just a med pack would have been classy.
Kelton @ Nov 11th 2009 9:55PM
http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_L4D-ZombieSkullHoodie.html
i would wear that.
SourNotHardcore @ Nov 12th 2009 2:13AM
I want this, now!
Shawn Handyside @ Nov 12th 2009 2:28AM
http://sharkrobot.com/t-shirts/peels
GRABBIN' PEELS!
435 @ Nov 12th 2009 2:33AM
I actually think that healthpack on the back is exceptionally tacky and prevents me from otherwise grabbing one of the shirts.
Oh well.
CDN Crockett @ Nov 12th 2009 3:19PM
Good Left 4 Dead comments ppl!!
BTW: VW passes Toyota as top automaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!