Joyswag: Call of Booty: Prestige Edition
by James Ransom-Wiley 
{ Nov 12th 2009 at 12:00PM } 
Let's face it, that Modern Warfare 2 robe and slippers set we offered up yesterday was downright impractical. It's like, where are you even supposed to hang that stuff when you're not wearing it, you know? Sheesh.
Today, we hope to make amends for our previous oversight by giving away one Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: Prestige Edition game bundle for Xbox 360 (pictured above). The highlight, of course, is a pair of night vision goggles and a man head on which to hang the specs when they're not in use. But really, why would you ever, ever take them off?
To enter for your chance to win:
- Leave a comment telling us the scariest thing you ever (thought) you saw in the dark.
- You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec).
- Limit 1 entry per person.
- This entry period ends at 12:00PM ET on Friday, November 13.
- At that time, we'll randomly select one winner to receive the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: Prestige Edition game bundle for Xbox 360 ($149.99 ARV).
- For a list of complete rules, click here.
What is Joyswag? Since we don't keep the games and merchandise we receive for review or promotional purposes, it becomes "Joyswag," which is passed along to our readers. For more info on our policy, click here.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 66)
fffunfarm06 @ Nov 12th 2009 12:01PM
A killer daffy duck
Extinction @ Nov 12th 2009 1:13PM
Silent Hill Origins
ganon255 @ Nov 12th 2009 1:45PM
I thought I saw an Alien in front of my face right after opening my eyes from sleeping.
Brodo @ Nov 12th 2009 1:35PM
Reggie Fils-aime..... in the nude
Laurence Davenport @ Nov 12th 2009 2:30PM
I thought I saw my ex girlfriend, now that was scary
Propellarhead9 @ Nov 12th 2009 2:35PM
A family of about 20 skunks
Platinum_Skeet @ Nov 12th 2009 3:01PM
Don Imus, Rossie O' Donnell and the full cast of with the Golden Girls covered in butter having a full-on orgy with Michael Jacksons corpse singing "beat-it"....
Biff Superman @ Nov 12th 2009 4:03PM
my wang
Double D @ Nov 12th 2009 6:13PM
My aunt lying at the front door in the middle of the night cradling a knife. Found out the next morning that I was not seeing things.
goober @ Nov 12th 2009 11:31PM
my parents having sex...
Neaan @ Nov 13th 2009 3:25AM
Zombie Clown
weskerwannabe @ Nov 13th 2009 10:15AM
An Xbox 360
miningguy @ Nov 13th 2009 11:03AM
he does look like a serial killer (is it a he or she?)
JAckS @ Nov 12th 2009 12:02PM
A Bear. Terrifying.
wogorman @ Nov 12th 2009 12:02PM
I once saw a kitty that looked like a gremlin when it was in the dark!
holo7 @ Nov 12th 2009 12:02PM
My mom naked in the hallway......nightmares still after all these years.
Nguyen @ Nov 12th 2009 2:21PM
My grandma without a top on
Whingnut @ Nov 12th 2009 2:23PM
Really!? I, too, was not able to sleep after seeing your mom naked ;)
Espiownage @ Nov 12th 2009 3:16PM
my 58 year old out of shape stepdad in his thongs (he does not wear any other form of underwear)
Prox @ Nov 13th 2009 8:50AM
holo7's mom naked in the hallway... people just shouldn't be proportioned like that.
Arnie @ Nov 12th 2009 12:02PM
You know you are probably going to get a billion comments for this contest.
Felipe @ Nov 12th 2009 2:35PM
so far, its on 1,600 comments D:
fuzztummy @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
My ex-wife.
pkrfan97 @ Nov 12th 2009 12:02PM
Clowns
Markster @ Nov 12th 2009 12:02PM
Velociraptors. Everywhere.
Jurassic Park scarred me.
Naota @ Nov 12th 2009 12:02PM
Captain Price circa CoD4
c-murph @ Nov 12th 2009 12:02PM
A bat. It flew into my hair. Ouch.
seemoneh @ Nov 12th 2009 12:22PM
Cher? AH!
georgeschwartzjr @ Nov 12th 2009 12:02PM
I dot I daw a puddy cat.
Randall @ Nov 12th 2009 12:49PM
God. Or so I thought.
m3nphls @ Nov 12th 2009 12:02PM
I saw a chupa cabra
Derwin @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
A cow skull in my grandparents' basement. After that night, I was scared to go down there even with the lights on.
rickjamess04 @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
Paris Hilton in her sex tape
Jason @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
My ex-wife
Kelly Palmer @ Nov 12th 2009 12:04PM
Daddy and mommy wrestling under the covers, with a lack of clothes.
Dave @ Nov 12th 2009 12:57PM
Sorry about that!
Beatz @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
Clowns...always clowns.
lobotomies4free @ Nov 12th 2009 3:20PM
I second that
Crazd @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
Does the standard cliche person in my room trying to kill me thing count? If so, that.
theroostarr @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
A screaming Native American Ghost, that when my eyes adjusted to the light, turned out to be a doll of Animal from The Muppets.
ShortFuse @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
ManBearPig.
Chris @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
Corky Thatcher!
sun c @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
I thought I saw a ghost in the dark.
musicing @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
A pair of eyes at the window :(
g0lia7h @ Nov 12th 2009 12:06PM
a tree glowing green and then a crazy moose thing underneath it. idk if i drank too much mountain dew that night...
LameDuck @ Nov 12th 2009 12:03PM
Oh oh oh! Pick me! *waves arm*
TatoBins @ Nov 12th 2009 12:05PM
I saw deep impact in a theater. Looking back now, that's pretty scary.
KJ @ Nov 12th 2009 12:04PM
I saw a message in the dark saying I was banned from XBOX LIVE...NOOOOOO...The Horror
Menchi @ Nov 12th 2009 12:04PM
The scariest thing was the burgler stealing my SNES as a kid.
i still miss you my snes and copy of chrono trigger. :(
Travmanman @ Nov 12th 2009 12:05PM
I'm sorry for your loss, Menchi, and seeing that happen. My deepest condolences.