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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:18PM MrSpaceCowboy said

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I eagerly await the opportunity to use a 'Slap Chop' on someone's hand as an interrogation technique in game.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:39PM Van Faulk said

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Stop having a boring interrogation, stop having a boring life.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 10:20PM ch3burashka said

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Your floor all bloody? Not enough paper towels? ShamWow is all you need!
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Posted: Nov 13th 2009 9:40AM Evi1d33d said

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'You'll love your nuts when I'm done with you!'
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:18PM (Unverified) said

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"NOOO! STOP!"
*5 second pause*
"Burnt from torture? Try our new Icy hot patch for burns"
*Torture resumes*
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:46PM Khris93 said

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So whats the news torture or in-game adds?
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 10:13PM 0e5dc6a0 said

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What's the difference UnKool?
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:19PM PrinceWitherdick said

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Everyone get ready to use YOUR very own Miracle Blade III (tm) to slice and dice America's worst enemies! When you're finished, feel free to use the included IN GAME super shamee to clean your mess and a find a pack of TROJAN condoms while searching you're searching his fresh corpse. By god, I can't wait.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 10:16PM (Unverified) said

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Just imagine Sam Fisher looking down the barrel of a gun and all of a sudden:

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD

Bad move by Ubisoft. No one's going to take the story seriously if ads are inserted during one of the dramatic scenes.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:20PM (Unverified) said

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It's like that movie War, Inc... Capitalism is going to liberate the f*** out of you, terrorist scum!
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:21PM (Unverified) said

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I like this one for you better...

http://i.imgur.com/N3NCG.jpg

See? You're advertising Activision, Infinity Ward, Logitech, Axes, douchebaggery, and general smugness!

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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:22PM (Unverified) said

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Sick of being tortured by your computer? Switch to Windows 7!
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:23PM TheCabbage said

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If it has "Sham-Wow"....

Day one purchase.
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Posted: Nov 13th 2009 10:09AM Uncle Jesse said

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Wouldn't it be the 'Sam-Wow'?

I'm sorry....
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:24PM Ashkental said

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I cried a little... inside.

I don't know why you americans are not revolted by seeing advertisement in every possible place ...
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:25PM TheDarkWayne said

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AMERICA IS THE ONLY PLACE THAT SELLS THINGS
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:26PM (Unverified) said

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We'll do anything for money. I'd wear all Activision-branded clothing for money.

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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:28PM Ashkental said

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I bet if you could put a Coke logo in your face for 1 dolar a day you guys would do it, then spend it drinking Coke 2 days later....
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:30PM (Unverified) said

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I'd eat a Klondike bar for money.

(Amidoinitrite?)
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:37PM (Unverified) said

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A Coke logo on my face? Hell no! ... I prefer Pepsi
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 11:25PM AoE said

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I like the part where you use a story about a French game publisher sticking ads into every corner of the single-player component of one of their flagship titles as an opportunity to slag off Americans.

I hate to tell you this buddy, but as someone who very obviously also lives in a consumer society (I assume you don't just read game blogs just to see how the other half lives) You're gonna be affected by the actions of French video-game publisher Ubisoft as well. ;)
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 11:55PM itskrislol said

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Funnier still, Dark Wayne, when you consider ubisoft MONTREAL is making the game.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:25PM JoshMilewski said

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KOTICK, YOU!
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:25PM JoshMilewski said

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Those are good shops, though, gj.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:26PM (Unverified) said

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I hope they have Billy Mays in the game!

HI! BILLY MAYS HERE!
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:34PM MystileArmor said

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Got some nasty bloodstains on your toilet bowl? OXYCLEAN!!
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:36PM (Unverified) said

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Got dog shit on your boots? Get it out with Kaboom!
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:39PM MystileArmor said

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The preceding bit of comedic Joystiq commenting was made possible in part by:
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/files/images/0909-jello-singles.jpg
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 10:21PM CheeziePotato said

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Fuck that, where's mah Jello Pundin?
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 11:26PM AoE said

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They won't unfortunately. But I hear he's gonna be doing some in-game advertising for Capcom in Dead Rising 2.
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Posted: Nov 13th 2009 12:29PM cbarrentos said

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Billy Mays is the final boss.
good luck trying to defeat the awesome power of Orange Clean™.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:28PM (Unverified) said

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clean up all that blood with Sham-Wow!
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:28PM Freddie Mercury said

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Sam: WHO KILLED MY DAUGHTER?!?!

Guy: I'll never tell you

*Sam shoves a Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burrito in his mouth after carefully unwrapping it to make sure the Taco Bell logo shows*

Guy: So? I love Taco Bell!!! *camera wink and maybe a thumbs up*

Sam: ...there's no bathroom around here for 3 miles, I have the keys to you car, and I can wait an hour for my answer...

Guy: FINE I'LL TELL YOU WHO HE IS!!!

Sam: *thumbs up to the camera*
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Posted: Nov 13th 2009 10:39AM The Monarch said

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Sam: WHO KILLED MY DAUGHTER?!?!

Guy: I'll never tell you

Cosby: JELLO PUDDING POPS!!!
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:30PM freaparn said

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So when some loony gamer is arrested for breaking into Jeffrey Dickstein's house in the dead of night, locking him in a closet, and bombarding him with Axe Bodyspray commercials on an infinite loop until he claws his eyes out, does that mean they can use the "videogames made me do it" defense to get acquitted? Because, I mean, come on... it was HIS idea, after all.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:33PM (Unverified) said

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I hope there are ads for Burger Town!
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Posted: Nov 13th 2009 2:14AM (Unverified) said

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Wait you actually play games? I thought you spent all your free time commenting here.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:33PM MystileArmor said

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IF I PAY 60 DOLLARS FOR A GAME, I DON'T WANT ADS. THAT'S LIKE COMMERCIAL BREAKS IN A DVD YOU BOUGHT!!

WHY AM I YELLING?!!

AAH LOUD NOISES!
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:38PM (Unverified) said

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PILLS HERE!

WAIT!

ADS HERE!
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:43PM MystileArmor said

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AIDS HERE?

AIDS?

AIDS VACCINE, VOTED ONE OF THE BEST INVENTIONS OF 2009! COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!!!

(disclaimer: actual results may vary and are depending on possible effectiveness on vaccine that yes yet to be proven, and might, but is not limited to the following side effects: nasea, vomiting, diarrhea, death, tubercoloses, death, cancer of the testicles, aids and herpes)
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:44PM MystileArmor said

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(disclaimer 2: misspelled disclaimers are not the responsibilty of the advertiser... typing with chocolate pudding covered fingers is tricky)
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 10:37PM maveric101 said

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why is it so bad? there are ads all over the place in real life. if they're place in realistic locations i don't see the problem.
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Posted: Nov 13th 2009 4:33AM Giroro said

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@maveric
Well, first a question: have you played anything with in-game advertisements?

They are obtrusive annoying and repetitive, they really do ruin the immersion.

Most media that contains advertisements depends almost entirely on those ads for revenue, like TV and radio. However, most things you pay money for, like a DVD or CD doesn't have ads getting in the way. A a consumer I pay a very high premium for a game, they typically cost about 5x more than a DVD or CD. However, game makers insist on profiting on obtrusive advertisements in addition to the large amounts of money I am already paying them, which clashes with the fact I AM PAYING $60 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THE GAME! Ads are fine in games like Quake Live that are free to play, but absolutely UNACCEPTABLE in something that I pay for. comprende?
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:36PM Annoying Poster said

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this is not news, splinter cell double agent had in game dynamically streaming advertising too. they werent out of place or intrusive, so i didnt mind, in fact it was kind of cool to see how they would update with current media so you didnt see the same thing all the time.

however, why arent we as consumers seeing the results of these ads in the form of lower costing games?? ie: why do games with ads cost the same as those without ads? ubisoft is clearly just pocketing the cash. this is unfair and something needs to be done here to give some sort of value to the consumer in order to give everyone a reason not to boycott this sort of movement
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:48PM CynicalStrike said

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Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory had advertising in it too. Some of that WAS intrusive though; why would a North Korean missile silo have posters for a Motley Crue album on the walls?
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 10:02PM TheDarkWayne said

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it was kind of ridiculous in Double Agent on the cruiseboat level, where Sam has a whole shitload of Nivea for men products, as well as a big ol NIVEA logo on his TV screen
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 10:13PM incubeezer said

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Rainbow Six Vegas had some free map packs... Does Conviction have multiplayer?
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Posted: Nov 13th 2009 4:49AM Giroro said

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http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/01/ingame_ads/image/5.-sam-on-axe-sign.jpg

Very subtle. Actually I hear that the entire building was added to the game just so you had to zipline in front of the ad.
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Posted: Nov 13th 2009 10:12AM Uncle Jesse said

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With all that scruff and his face looking a little rough, I'd say Sam hasn't been using his Nivea products lately.
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Posted: Nov 12th 2009 9:39PM chromekreeper said

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honeestly, i hate advertisements that are stuffed down our throughts. i hated that theres a fricken ad everytime i watch a youtube video. it is a pain in the ass to click x on the video every time. FARAGAGAGAGA
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