First Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 DLC released, revealing
by Griffin McElroy 
on Nov 13th 2009 12:45PM
Listen, it's scientific fact that as ninjas shed their clothes, they become better at executing their ninja duties. So, if you see us purchase the
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 costume pack, which was
released on the PlayStation Store yesterday for $3.99, it's not because we're pervs or anything. It's because the skimpy outfits you see above were meticulously engineered to maximize our capacity for flipping out and killing people.
Also, we realize Ryu's new costume (which was previously handed out as a pre-order bonus) isn't more revealing than his standard duds. See, the above rule only applies to
female ninjas. Hey, don't look at us like that. We didn't write the ninja rulebook, okay?
