There's a game that exists which has Nazi Dinosaurs in it
by Griffin McElroy 
{ Nov 14th 2009 at 2:31AM } 
(To be fair, the dinosaurs featured in Dino D-Day are unable to speak, so it's difficult to know whether they harbor the disturbing political and social beliefs of the Nazi party. However, they're affiliated with them in combat, so we've got no reservations about punching them repeatedly in their stupid dinosaur faces.)
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Darth Bradwart, The Dark Lord of the Sith-ATDF Co-Founder @ Nov 14th 2009 2:34AM
There's only one way this could get better.
Nazi Zombie Dinosaurs.
There's your new Turok game.
Premature ejaculation man @ Nov 14th 2009 3:51AM
Zombie dinosaurs... I'd make a trademark on that, but there's been a massive amount of zombie games recently that have probably worn people out.
WiredKnight: Keeper of Threads @ Nov 14th 2009 4:40AM
How insane would it be to be playing Left 4 Dead, and instead of someone yelling "Tank!" you hear them shout "T-REX!", and you turn around and see a 100-foot zombie t-rex stomping down the road towards you, flinging zombies and cars everywhere, as your team throws all the firepower they have at him, completely in vain.
Granger @ Nov 14th 2009 5:21AM
Making the Zombie T-Rex 100ft would be overkill. Isn't it scary enough that the largest land carnivore in natural history is bearing down on you at a considerably fast pace? You should fear the gnawing, and the biting, and the gafoigan... not so much the crushing of the MASSIVE feet.
maty @ Nov 14th 2009 5:30AM
@Granger
100 ft is overkill, so is saying the T-Rex is largest natural land carnivore :P. Spinosaurus, Giganotosaurus and several others are notably bigger than a T-Rex.
Awesome mod, and it plans to go retail later. Requires HL:EP2 or if you dont that have that, then get the HL2 Orange Box Source SDK Base installed from Steam's Tool menu. Then head into the mod's gameinfo.txt and change the SteamAppID to 218.
Gogog :)
Granger @ Nov 14th 2009 5:34AM
Not so much overkill as it was misinformation, but thanks for the due correction :P
WiredKnight: Keeper of Threads @ Nov 14th 2009 6:11AM
Yes, 100 feet is quiate an exaggeration. But as long as we're slinging dinosaur facts around, let me point out that the giganotosaurus was not "notably bigger" than the T-rex, they were about the same size, only slightly larger at best.
LegendaryRedass @ Nov 14th 2009 6:15AM
I don't think you'll need to worry about t-rex gnawing and biting so much as you should worry about the chewing.
Alex @ Nov 14th 2009 6:17PM
Maty, With a name like Gigantosaurus, what do you really expect?
sonicspike41 @ Nov 14th 2009 2:49AM
So wait, the dinosaurs are pretty much terrorists?
Quick, somebody get Fox News on the line! We have to warn the masses!
WiredKnight: Keeper of Threads @ Nov 14th 2009 4:40AM
It's futile, dinosaurs are the only ones who still watch Fox news.
That Burning Sensation @ Nov 14th 2009 2:49AM
Yeah, but the REAL question is, can we ride Nazi dinosaurs?
Captain Obvious @ Nov 14th 2009 2:53AM
My brain just exploded.
B3astofthe3ast @ Nov 14th 2009 2:53AM
I think Nazi aliens should be next!
Evil Ben Kenobi @ Nov 14th 2009 2:53AM
Don't forget, Bloodrayne had Nazis, zombies, vampires, and mechs, ALL at the SAME TIME!
Erik @ Nov 15th 2009 9:25PM
Not to start a fight but I call B.S. If that were true how is it the world has not exploded? I just don't see how Earth could contain that much awesome, let alone a game!
Oh and the mod is beyond epic in my book.
That Burning Sensation @ Nov 14th 2009 2:57AM
If there goal is to make nazis look uncool by giving them dinosaurs then they totally failed.
finnith @ Nov 14th 2009 3:14AM
Wait. What?
How would dinosaurs make something look uncool?
Otis Whitaker @ Nov 14th 2009 3:43AM
Dinosaurs would make Fallout Boy look uncool.
Well, actually, I guess, Fallout Boy would make Dinosaurs look uncool.
"God, don't show this to the manatees!"
Collymilad @ Nov 14th 2009 12:15PM
Do fallout boy really need any help looking uncool?
Rhamsey @ Nov 14th 2009 2:58AM
I actually just watched this trailer an hour ago after finishing the podcast. Nazi Dinosaurs is a brilliant idea.
That Burning Sensation @ Nov 14th 2009 2:59AM
If the modders goal was to make nazis uncool by giving them dinosaurs then they totally failed :P
That Burning Sensation @ Nov 14th 2009 3:01AM
... humm something about my comment seems offensive, haha
Collymilad @ Nov 14th 2009 12:16PM
It's probably the way it basically says "Nazi's are cool"?
L.M.L.Y.P @ Nov 14th 2009 3:20AM
finally, Tyrannosaurus Reich is still my favorite nazi dino
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/TReich1.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrannosaurus_Reich
That Guy @ Nov 14th 2009 3:32AM
And that's why mods are fucking awesome.
Someone send this to Infinity Ward.
Premature ejaculation man @ Nov 14th 2009 3:55AM
So that they can take out features and have a scene where Nazi dinosaurs eat civilians in an airport? :P
That Guy @ Nov 14th 2009 4:06AM
You know, when you put it that way...
Send it to Valve, they'll hire the whole crew, publish the game over Steam, and release a sequel a year later.
Unless of course you post it on their forums as MY GOOD FOR A MOD IDEA DO NOT THE STEALING.
Granger @ Nov 14th 2009 5:31AM
I'd pay top dollar for a good Dinosaur game. Eating people as the T-Rex or pouncing as the Raptor in The Lost World on Saturn are some of the most simple and satisfying moments in any game. The Human Prey levels are arguably the most intense and challenging survival-type game modes in any game too. Wouldn't mind a remake for XBLA/PSN/Steam.
Playing as the Dino in Conker's Bad Fur Day multiplayer was incredibly gratifying too.
CaramelZappa @ Nov 14th 2009 6:01AM
I just downloaded it and played for a bit. It's far from perfect, but it's really, really awesome. It's full of cheesy patriotic things, like how you can go into "berserker mode" which gives you kind of tunnel vision and melee that one hit kills dino's, the border of the screen is made up of the american flag. Pretty fun mod though, really well done.
Spike (GT: SitriStahl) @ Nov 14th 2009 6:55AM
i was discussing this on a forum, it eventually evolved into necrophilliac female nazis riding upon the backs of zombie dinosaurs
Meh @ Nov 15th 2009 9:20AM
They should be lesbians for maximum awesome.
Kyle @ Nov 14th 2009 10:15AM
Does anyone remember the raptor Nazi meme? This reminded me of that
Courtney @ Nov 14th 2009 11:07AM
I just finished Time Gentlemen, Please last night! Great game. I had got stuck some time ago on one of the puzzles, but decided to give it another go and finally figured it out. Best game to feature Nazi dinosaurs ever!
ChuckBartowski (ATDF Technical Consultant) @ Nov 14th 2009 3:18PM
I thought dinosaurs have always been nazis...
IGLAW @ Nov 14th 2009 4:33PM
I can't figure out for the life of me how to launch the damn thing. |:
There's nothing in the Steam Games list and the desktop takes me to the store page for HL2.
IGLAW @ Nov 14th 2009 4:34PM
*desktop shortcut
CaramelZappa @ Nov 15th 2009 3:16AM
It's an HL2 mod, so you need both to own HL2 on your steam account and have it installed.
IGLAW @ Nov 15th 2009 4:59PM
I do. /:
Filthy Assistant @ Nov 14th 2009 5:04PM
Ha ha ha so randumb monkey cheese ninja pirates LOL!!!!
Ninjalawyer @ Nov 14th 2009 9:56PM
This is so close to my dreams it's scary.