Scandalous! Buzz and Sackboy romantic rendezvous in Vienna!

It looks like some romance may be happening at Sony Computer Entertainment Europe. Two popular PlayStation mascots were seen on a date in Vienna. In this shocking video (after the break), you'll see Sackboy and Buzz shamelessly holding hands, eating lunch together, and riding the wiener risenrad.
We're disgusted by Buzz's actions here. Yes, Sackboy is adorable -- but he's only one year old. Just because you're a video game celebrity doesn't mean you can get away with this kind of sickening pedophilia.
[Via @Media_Molecule; design inspired by TMZ.com]







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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
shadowhowl1900 @ Nov 16th 2009 6:03PM
LBP: buzz maps any1?
get the question wrong and u die.
Alton Brown (Now With Mystic Eyes of Death Perception!) @ Nov 16th 2009 6:06PM
Buzz = Sgt. Hatred confirmed?
Iroquois @ Nov 16th 2009 9:44PM
He is full on Charles ins Charge of you!
Special Agent Steve @ Nov 16th 2009 6:06PM
Man, I want that Sackboy costume.
Ejsponge61 @ Nov 16th 2009 7:20PM
Don't we all.
Marius Returns @ Nov 16th 2009 6:10PM
Im sure they are just friends, either that or that better had been a Sackgirl
Darth Bradwart, The Dark Lord of the Sith-ATDF Co-Founder @ Nov 16th 2009 6:10PM
Man, Buzz is a perv...
rohan @ Nov 16th 2009 6:12PM
they are both guys..... wonder if this could turn out like the IW video "Fight against Grenade spammers" lol
rollntider @ Nov 16th 2009 6:17PM
isnt buzz like 4 himself? How can he be a pedophile if he is underage also?
Jeez!!!!
Rudy van DiSarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. (I go by many names...) @ Nov 16th 2009 6:19PM
Sackboy and Buzz are....gay?
Special Agent Steve @ Nov 16th 2009 6:26PM
Yep, that's what Sony's trying to show you.
tkAshur @ Nov 16th 2009 6:32PM
Ummm....from 0:07 to 0:12....WTF is dangling between sackboys legs? A confirmation "definetly not a sackgirl?"
Electro Poof - ATDF Secret Agent. @ Nov 16th 2009 6:38PM
Everybody knows that Sackboy doesn't like to wear pants. He likes to go commando.
Phil @ Nov 16th 2009 6:32PM
Hmmm... That does not look like the REAL sackboy...
Avatar @ Nov 17th 2009 6:04AM
That's because the *real* Sackboy is virtual. So he can never be the real Sackboy, nor can one exist.
Pantsparty @ Nov 16th 2009 6:32PM
I'm tired of these Buzz! games, I really wish Sony would stop pushing them out.
sdsdfsfd @ Nov 16th 2009 6:49PM
You don't have to buy them. Personally our hosuehold loves them. WHen it's not playing hardcore gaming, it's playing Buzz or Singstar
Big D. @ Nov 16th 2009 10:15PM
I'm tired of people bashing Buzz without having ever playing any of them. The Buzz games are awesome. Just because it isn't some generic shooter game doesn't make it bad.
jahd5000 @ Nov 17th 2009 2:47AM
Yeah... !! You could get 1000 vs 1 so you can enjoy a totally different and non-rip-off game experience!
Yatcho @ Nov 16th 2009 6:38PM
Speaking of pedophilia, theres a counter under my video counting down the days until that guy from Twilight turns 18. Weird =/
Marius Returns @ Nov 16th 2009 6:43PM
lol i know, good old adblock
MC Double Def DP @ Nov 16th 2009 7:54PM
thank god I thought I was the only one who got that one. and I am running adblock plus... hmmm
Andrew Yoon @ Nov 16th 2009 11:45PM
Actually, that isn't an ad. That's an original code that TMZ features on some of its Twilight-related articles. I thought it would be hilarious to include it on this post.
Saria the Cat (now on XBL!) @ Nov 16th 2009 6:41PM
Are the ads on Joystiq finally properly targeting its readers? 'Cause I see a countdown clock for when Taylor from Twilight becomes legal. *rubs hands together in anticipation*
Rudy van DiSarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. (I go by many names...) @ Nov 16th 2009 6:51PM
Twilight? Taylor?!
What are we talking about here?!
Marco le Polo @ Nov 16th 2009 7:05PM
Good one.
Christian @ Nov 17th 2009 2:28PM
That ad is epic win with the current subject.
Complex @ Nov 16th 2009 6:44PM
I wish I had that sackboy custom fro Halloween it looks awesome.
Complex @ Nov 16th 2009 6:45PM
*costumes
343 Guilty Fart @ Nov 16th 2009 6:53PM
It's spelled "Riesenrad"
*puts away useless degree in German*
Zing @ Nov 16th 2009 7:31PM
*puts away MOSTLY useless degree in German*
You used it now buddy, those years wern't wasted
Dustin @ Nov 16th 2009 7:41PM
ROFL, that made my day, and week.
Espiownage @ Nov 16th 2009 8:09PM
I guess Buzz really likes the little Sackboys...and wieners
monkeyzamm @ Nov 16th 2009 10:53PM
I-I-don't....what? why?
LAZoftheTamarinds @ Nov 17th 2009 12:11AM
Sackboy: You want to see my Sack...boy?Buzz: Sure! We'll PLAY CREATE and SHARE! @_@
koehler83 @ Nov 17th 2009 1:54AM
Can love bloom on the Playing Field?
samueltehg33k @ Nov 17th 2009 2:56AM
That was interesting?
afiq tadza @ Nov 17th 2009 5:54AM
darn. it was in Praterstern! i should have went!