The bigger question, of course, is, "What joke are we going to make about Two Worlds II being delayed?" We've gone back and forth, because we're worried about being too mean. We soon realized though that if you picked the joke, we wouldn't have to feel so guilty. Do our dirty work right after the break.
| While no official reason has been given by the publisher, Joystiq has learned exclusively that the one guy making Two Worlds II is returning to correspondence college after realizing he never learned how to make hands. | |
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| Joystiq has learned exclusively that the one guy making Two Worlds II needs to "take a bus out to Sedona, pitch a tent near the vortex for a few months and just be, you know? Just be." | |
| Finally, we wanted to apologize to those of you who were sad to see that our headline ended with "spring of 2010" and not "the blackest, deepest, darkest, rusty-nail-filledest pit in all of creation." | |
| Joystiq has learned exclusively that the one guy making Two Worlds II will have less time for coding after being promoted to assistant manager at the Build-A-Bear Workshop. | |
| Joystiq has learned exclusively that the one guy making Two Worlds II is being forced by his totally unfair parents to help out at the Tie Shack, even though they know he totally hates it there. | |
| While no official reason has been given by the publisher, we can only imagine it's trying to free up resources for its more promising project "Literally Any Other Game You Could Possibly Think Of." |
