Two Worlds II pushed into spring of 2010

Two Worlds? More like Too Laggy! Ba-Dum-Ch!

SouthPeak must be 'prarie doggin' this game...

ahahaha this is the funniest post in ages

Wait...is that a Giant Enemy Crab on the beach?

The original was the worst game I ever played. And I mean ever.

Making a sequel is like giving a deaf person a stereo for X-mas. What's the point?

"Unfortunately," said Two Worlds II project lead Dum Bass, "Fat Bastard has left the project leaving the SouthPeak toilet completely devoid of concept art for our modellers and texture artists"

I have a better quote.

"Two Worlds delayed until 2010. The last game tester said this game was similar to drinking Satan's ash-filled tears and to whoever tries to play this game. May god have mercy on your soul"

They should delay it until 2012 so it can be destroyed along with the world and its retarded creators.

Two Worlds II has been delayed until 2010 to coincide their launch with their DLC, "Two Worlds II: Worlds".

"Two Worlds II has been delayed until 2010 to give the team extra time to polish out the technical aspects, most importantly, the framerate. We're trying to get it down to around.......5fps this time."

Who in their right mind would fund for this game? Two Worlds was horrible.

If it weren't for that thing in the centre of the image, I could've sworn that was an island of Myst (those games originally developed by Cyan).

AP Feed
16 November 2009

Two Worlds - Today, SouthPeak and that farmer in the opening cut scene finally resolved their contractual differences, paving the way for completion of Two Worlds 2: Electric Boogaloo after a devestating delay caused by the contractual holdup. The disagreement stemmed from the land that SouthPeak provided the farmer for payment, the same land seen in the opening cutscene as well as throughout the game. The farmer, a critical character in the first production, alleged that wheat grown from the land couldn't be threshed and provided evidence by showing the opening scene, wherein his scythe went through the ghostly wheat, which refused to be cut. He also alleged that the main hero of the game frequently napped for free in his fields and left mounds of dead bodies the farmer had to clean at great personal expense.

Roy L. Screw, the farmer's legal council from Screw, Jerk, and Fraud, stated, "We are aware the prior contract allowed for such behavior, but my client was unaware of the magnitude of the impact and we refuse to let our client in on the raw end of the deal."

Officials from SouthPeak claimed the prior contract was sufficient, but due to mounting delay costs, finally settled for an undisclosed amount and what the farmer claims to be a fair contract.

The farmer and a hunch of other characters you don't care about will appear in Two Worlds 2: Electric Boogaloo this Spring.

Game delayed thanks to a tester proving all achievements could be achieved.

Here's another headline.

"Two Worlds II will likely be delayed time and time again as vaporware until the next Elder Scrolls game releases for the developers to completely copy again."

At least that's my impression of the first one. :)

Keep pushing...

I must be the only one that sorta liked Two Worlds. I don't think I ever saw any bugs, and it was standing on the precipice of being something good. I have high hopes for Two Worlds II.

Two Worlds was undoubtedly the worst game I've ever played..

It was like they tried to clone Oblivion but failed horribly and ended up creating this unholy abomination of a game that can't maintain a reasonable framerate even though it has visuals that look like someone just rubbed shit all over the screen..

And the dialogue.. don't even get me started on that hilarious bullshit..


How in the hell do games like Two Worlds ever manage to warrant a sequel?

Yawn..... none of those jokes were funny in the least bit almost fell asleep reading them. For the record I am kinda looking forward to this game part one was fun to myself I'm hoping they tighten/redo the fighting system and tighten up the gameplay on level 8 nah but seriously they need to work on the difficulty...Remember the good ol'' days when you didn't have the internet telling you how a game sucked or played but had to relie on the box or a friend or even how much you liked the subject matter that influenced your game purchases..............

Ignorant fools, this game will be fantastic. The first game was a LOT of fun if you gave it a chance. They're fixing all the problems with this one, and they have a talented TEAM working on it. I get their newsletter. Shame on you, Joystiq!

Is it just me, or is that capture looks allot like the CryEngine2.

We know it doesnt stand a chance in during the holiday quarters, so lets throw it into the fray of the rapidly embiggening clusterfuck of early 2010.

While I can't say the PC version was the best game ever it was at least decent.

It had flaws still, like broken or missing dialogue, cheesy story, etc... but at least you could swing a sword from horseback.

Totally worth the

@ wicker man yawn yawn yawn can't stop yawing wish I cared what the internet thought about my moniker but i don't yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn