You weren't there, man! You don't know what it was like. Pity is not an emotion one should ever feel for a man whose salary dwarfs the combined income of your entire staff, but there we were, dying inside for Kaz Hirai presenting Ridge Racer at E3 2006. The mere memory of that still causes those who were in the audience to sympathize for the executive, the way one would for a dog unable to use its hind legs and instead relying on a wheelie contraption.
With all that said, Siliconera has found a Namco Bandai trademark application for Ridge Racer Accelerated. We don't know if enough time has gone by for us not to desperately exclaim "Riiiiidge Racer!" every time we hear the title, but perhaps enough time has gone by for the corporations to think we won't.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2009 7:47PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said
I really don't like the picture for this entry.
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Posted: Nov 18th 2009 6:05AM Signature said
Ok seriously..
WTF is wrong with the joystiq community? Crying over a pic? Your all fucking creeps when it comes to anything else but throw in a disabled dog and its crossed the line and your all emos.
Seriously too much free time with you never satisfied guys stfu and move on.
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WTF is wrong with the joystiq community? Crying over a pic? Your all fucking creeps when it comes to anything else but throw in a disabled dog and its crossed the line and your all emos.
Seriously too much free time with you never satisfied guys stfu and move on.
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 7:47PM Funkmaster General said
That is an extremely depressing picture, Alexander.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2009 7:48PM (Unverified) said
why Joystiq?!! Why?!! Why have you broken my heart (pic)? :(
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Posted: Nov 17th 2009 7:50PM cbarrentos said
yeah, i don't see what's funny about quadriplegics.
the picture is a bit lacking in taste.
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the picture is a bit lacking in taste.
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 7:55PM (Unverified) said
what the fuck is wrong with you joystiq,you guys are sick creeps
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Posted: Nov 18th 2009 1:16AM (Unverified) said
I lol'ed.Gonna go pack my bags. Next stop - hell.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:02PM Special Agent Steve said
I don't even care about the story anymore.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:07PM DangerMouse001 said
It's Ridge Racer, a game not worth caring about anymore anyway.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:06PM Peter Moore said
I HATE YOU, JOYSTIQ! I HATE YOU!
*runs to room crying*
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*runs to room crying*
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:07PM LuTon James said
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that way. Using that photo is poor taste.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:08PM Special Agent Steve said
Oh, now you had to "generalize" it with "that".
You're despicable.
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You're despicable.
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 9:32PM fyian said
Honestly? I'm sure the dog was crushed when he saw his picture on Joystiq.
The amazing part is that if it were a picture that some other group found offensive, most of the commenters here would say to "just deal with it" and would be outraged if the picture was switched.
It's not like the picture promoted dog violence or anything. I have absolutely nothing against animals, and I have no idea how the picture was even taken as something negative.
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The amazing part is that if it were a picture that some other group found offensive, most of the commenters here would say to "just deal with it" and would be outraged if the picture was switched.
It's not like the picture promoted dog violence or anything. I have absolutely nothing against animals, and I have no idea how the picture was even taken as something negative.
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:09PM Nook said
I'll never forget those weird combination of moments for that presentation @ E3.
Riiiiiiiidge Racer. Indeed.
I've not ever played much RR, had the DS version and is was okay, though you HAD to finish first in each event in order to progress. I traded it in, too much drifting as well.
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Riiiiiiiidge Racer. Indeed.
I've not ever played much RR, had the DS version and is was okay, though you HAD to finish first in each event in order to progress. I traded it in, too much drifting as well.
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:12PM Uncle Jesse said
I KID YOU NOT! I turned off the tv as Sara Mclaughlin was singing and they were showing homeless and/or abused puppies and sat down at the computer and this is the first picture I see..... I'm turning off my computer now.
Joystiq posted this picture not me, but why do I feel so awful now?
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Joystiq posted this picture not me, but why do I feel so awful now?
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:19PM Bobthebuilder said
Oh god I know what commercial you're talking about. Brings tears to my eyes EVERYTIME. So did this post joystiq, hope you're happy.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:20PM Uncle Jesse said
Quick, someone just slap a pic of Kaz holding a PSP with a bubble saying, "Riiiiiidge Raaaacer!" and get it over with already....
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Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:18PM RudyHuxtable said
She IS smiling, which is great.
But still. Really immature and tasteless. I wonder how her owners would feel knowing the picture was used in such a context?
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But still. Really immature and tasteless. I wonder how her owners would feel knowing the picture was used in such a context?
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:13PM willooi said
In addition:
Given the comments here already, I don't think it's too much to ask that Alexander Sliwinski apologise and/or remove this article entirely. It reflects badly on Joystiq and the writer, in particular, sitting at his desk googling 'disabled dogs' for an otherwise pointless article about a trademark being filed. Poor poor journalism, if it can even be called that.
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Given the comments here already, I don't think it's too much to ask that Alexander Sliwinski apologise and/or remove this article entirely. It reflects badly on Joystiq and the writer, in particular, sitting at his desk googling 'disabled dogs' for an otherwise pointless article about a trademark being filed. Poor poor journalism, if it can even be called that.
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:17PM cbarrentos said
i wholeheartedly agree.
at the very LEAST, the picture and the article's remark made about quadriplegics animals should be removed.
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at the very LEAST, the picture and the article's remark made about quadriplegics animals should be removed.
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:58PM willooi said
Dreadedfear
Fair enough really, although hopefully Joystiq never reaches this level of tabloidism: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/
I love Joystiq too so luckily they've now removed the picture. Should never have been up there in the first place though (even if the text still is...).
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Fair enough really, although hopefully Joystiq never reaches this level of tabloidism: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/
I love Joystiq too so luckily they've now removed the picture. Should never have been up there in the first place though (even if the text still is...).
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 9:04PM (Unverified) said
@willooi (www.willooi.com)
Holy crap! Half that page is filled with half-naked women. The Sun here in Canada (more specifically the Toronto Sun) usually has half-naked women on the last few pages, including the sunshine girl.
Half-naked women aside, damn it must suck to have to see that garbage in every newsstand, grocery store, and some idiots walking around "reading" it.
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Holy crap! Half that page is filled with half-naked women. The Sun here in Canada (more specifically the Toronto Sun) usually has half-naked women on the last few pages, including the sunshine girl.
Half-naked women aside, damn it must suck to have to see that garbage in every newsstand, grocery store, and some idiots walking around "reading" it.
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 9:14PM willooi said
Dreaded Fear
Indeed, modern society has taken a horrendous turn for the worse. Here in Oz there's also 'Zoo weekly', which is like a 2 dollar British bikini trashmag which I won't link to, and you just see schoolkids reading it casually with the covers splashed on buses and at supermarket checkout aisles, etc. Not surprising that kids these days are getting pregnant at 12, etc. *sigh*
... But I'll stop myself now before I stray any further off topic!
I wish I lived in Canada
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Indeed, modern society has taken a horrendous turn for the worse. Here in Oz there's also 'Zoo weekly', which is like a 2 dollar British bikini trashmag which I won't link to, and you just see schoolkids reading it casually with the covers splashed on buses and at supermarket checkout aisles, etc. Not surprising that kids these days are getting pregnant at 12, etc. *sigh*
... But I'll stop myself now before I stray any further off topic!
I wish I lived in Canada
Posted: Nov 18th 2009 8:34AM Jack Tretton said
"I don't think it's too much to ask that Alexander Sliwinski apologise..."
It's been about thirteen hours since the post went live, and since Joystiq bloggers monitor comments it's a bit of a head-scratcher why an apology has yet to appear.
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It's been about thirteen hours since the post went live, and since Joystiq bloggers monitor comments it's a bit of a head-scratcher why an apology has yet to appear.
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:13PM Alex McKee said
Ok seriously, come on. Paraplegic dogs aren't funny or relevant. Not cool.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:16PM (Unverified) said
It seems Joystiq staff that an apology is needed here, and a fast change of picture to something more...in tune with the news.
I wont say shame on you, but, what did you smoke/take/eat in order to think that this would be in general accepted?
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I wont say shame on you, but, what did you smoke/take/eat in order to think that this would be in general accepted?
Posted: Nov 17th 2009 8:24PM Bobthebuilder said
Yes, lets do that by upvoting everyone that's offended. I just did a bunch of upvotes, time for round 2. holy crap that's a lot of blue posts..
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