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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 3:25AM (Unverified) said

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Well you google anything and you'll get some kind of porn lol; especially Lara Croft.
But about that potato, I Completely agree someone just cant waltz into a tomb with out ones lucky potato!
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 3:42AM (Unverified) said

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Wtf? Baked potato, really? I hope that was a joke because you can clearly see that what Lara is holding is not a potato. It has a nose, a red eye, a hair line, and an ear. It's not even brown like a potato. It's gold. Seriously tell me you were kidding.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 3:50AM (Unverified) said

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My GOD! A potato with hair ... It's It's ... an Abomination
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 3:50AM Xemplar said

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what, you need to be told? seriously, your humour radar needs tuning.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 4:26AM (Unverified) said

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You must get poor people potatoes. My potatoes always look like that.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 5:16AM (Unverified) said

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Gold potatoes are the best you hobo. Go back to eating your lame brown potatoes and never darken my doorstep again.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 4:03AM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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This is, sadly, a very useful and informative newspiece in the world of video games...
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 4:25AM Giroro said

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Everybody knows that raptors make hot virtual women look even virtually sexier. In art.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 4:28AM Giroro said

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Anyways, it turns out Lara Croft is actually a giraffe.

http://lola-gainsborough.deviantart.com/art/With-Love-from-Lara-132004069
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 4:34AM TheDarkWayne said

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not at all what i expected when i clicked that link
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 3:12PM (Unverified) said

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Were you hoping for furry porn too, Batman?
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 4:28AM CaramelZappa said

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Completely unrelated. Please tell me you guys aren't switching over to engadgets new format. The persistent login is nice, but the new font and nested replys are already giving me headaches.

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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 5:01AM SpeeGold said

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I know all of this is off-topic but I have to agree with you there. It's too cluttered, there are too many colors, and the fonts are annoying. For example, the top stories thing at the top of the page looks like a jumbled mess. They waayyy over-complicated the design.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 5:14AM ybfelix said

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what are you talking about?
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 7:42AM (Unverified) said

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Sounds to me like you two need to use a new browser, I haven't noticed any of what you're talking about.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 10:41AM Bearxor said

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You know CaramelZappa, I love you, I think you're great, and I'm gonna let you finish but I just wanted everyone to know that Kotaku has the greatest blog layout ever!
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 4:56AM DomoBraden said

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That pillar on the left sure does look veiny... This displeases me. More tits, less phallic symbolism please.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 4:58AM DomoBraden said

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Also, more laughing raptors. Thanks.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 5:27AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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The raptor on the right must have said something HILARIOUS.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 5:54AM Xemplar said

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probably something along the lines of: "so this human walks into a bar... and then I tore out its entrails and ate them."
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 7:37AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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Raptor (right): "And then I left Samuel L. Jackson's severed arm in the generator room so that chick would find it!"

Raptor (left): "OH MAN! You so crrraaaazzyy!"
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 7:44AM (Unverified) said

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@Domo

If you're looking at a picture of a busty heroine and the first thing you see is dicks, that's not the artist's fault.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 6:25AM Shiaoran said

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FUCK! For a second there I thought it was a new Dino Crisis game! >:(
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 8:15AM mahouneko said

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I saw that image and I immediately thought of this:
http://yfrog.com/05poster57812566j
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 10:31AM Uphillbothways said

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I can't imagine why...
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 8:22AM xenocidic said

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slow news day?
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 8:59AM ummhello said

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that looks more like Cammy from StreetFighter fighting WonderWoman.....
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 9:28AM CaptainProtonX said

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Dem titties, dem titties, dem titties.

Nearly fifteen years later, and it doesn't get old.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 12:33PM Shiaoran said

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Speaking of titties... Avatar source, please :)
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 10:32AM SirUrza said

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Is this "news" piece trying to reinforce how unnecessary it is to remake Lara? :P
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 11:19AM FredMC said

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i like the one where she has big boobs
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 12:52PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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I see her breasts even effect dinosaurs.
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 12:54PM DomoBraden said

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@Avatar-

True. I had to look at the picture for a while to notice the vine/vein resemblance. I was trying too hard find something clever to say about the article. :/
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Posted: Nov 19th 2009 2:19PM BigD145 said

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That's not Wonder Woman. Her tits are too big.
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Posted: Nov 20th 2009 4:16PM (Unverified) said

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^ haha funny...
on another not Porn is just a specific type of art... just one happens to be expressed with a little less clothing
But much
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