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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:37PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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"Hey my boobs are down here" is actually the new "Hey my eyes are up here".
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:53PM The Albatross said

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As long as my girlfriend never "takes off her boobs" when we're being intimate.... then I'm fine with that.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:49PM RKN said

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You need a cap in yo ass, "dawg".

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:51PM bakedbeans6 said

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I married a real-life Bayonetta... too bad I had no idea about this contest.

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:14PM baby sea tuna said

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So now you have to find a place to store all of her shoes, her guns *and* her shoe-guns?

I feel for you, man, I do.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 5:21PM bakedbeans6 said

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...and don't forget her suit of hair. That thing drives me crazy... hairballs everywhere!
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:53PM ducttapeBigSexy said

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Not to encourage a stereotype, but I'm guessing that she's not going to ever play Bayonetta (unless Sega makes her). Or any game besides some casual Wii title at a friend's house, for that matter.

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:53PM onlysublime said

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any girl would look hot next to the shrunken head girl in the game. i can't get past the size of the head.

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:55PM kentuckyfried said

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Why didn't they just use the model in the Japanese ad? That brunette was hot.

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:56PM Yan said

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Must have been a handful of entries if she got chosen. She's good-looking but falls far from the Bayonetta tree.

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:59PM HighFiveJesus said

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lame

I get the feeling this is a different user who just got bored, and thats that.

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:04PM Eroded Fallacy said

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She isn't bad looking, but then again you guys have to keep in mind that not every female gamer is attractive... congrats to her and hopefully she is a real gamer and didn't do it for her boyfriend.

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:58PM Abk said

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Hawt!

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 3:07PM RudyHuxtable said

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Would do.

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 3:45PM STiger said

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Ehhh...

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 3:55PM Co said

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tmac, before you ask let me clarify.

That picure at the front of this article is that of a "woman". We men enteract with them socially and professionally from time to time. Some of us even court these women for more than friendship. Experience it.

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 5:23PM Jeff Staib said

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Nice job at flawlessly referencing Next Top Model then following it up with a botched football reference, Justin! Or should i say Justine?

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 6:38PM carsonb said

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Hey, Sarah Palin is the model for Bayonetta? Awesome, that's way better than politics.

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 7:56PM (Unverified) said

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Sidney definitely won..

Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 7:57PM (Unverified) said

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and by the way i played the demo off of my japanese PSN account and the game sucks.. not even rent material.

Posted: Nov 24th 2009 1:45AM (Unverified) said

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Looks like someone is going to "Non stop Climax" tonight.

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