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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:34PM (Unverified) said

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Kinda close...but no cigar.

That's a nice pile of swag, though.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:35PM (Unverified) said

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Wait, 720p plasma? Screw that, that sucks!
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:46PM (Unverified) said

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Why the hell do I care?

If that's all you bought a HDTV for, I feel bad for your TV.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:50PM HighFiveJesus said

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you don't care, but you feel bad.

gotcha
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:50PM (Unverified) said

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First, STFU.

Second, very few TV's make old games look good. I have a Bravia and I STILL have issues with PS2 upscaling and NES games, among other things.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:51PM (Unverified) said

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I REALLY hope this is a troll.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:58PM (Unverified) said

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Then, please, for our sanity, speak as if you passed the first grade.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:00PM (Unverified) said

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i did pass da first grad. i jus dont has good gramma.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:03PM (Unverified) said

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God willing, you 'wont got n akount' soon.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:03PM fohf said

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yeah, she's not even close! Just look at her head, it's way too big in relation to her body.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:03PM CheeziePotato said

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If you don't have good grammar, which I think you're lying about, at least try to stay on-topic.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:50PM (Unverified) said

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@Darth - funny how you are part of the self-imposed "anti troll defense force", which joystiq doesn't need, yet YOU troll the most.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 3:28PM killdash9 said

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Is the bluray dawg related to the golden retriever?
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 6:23PM Brysonial the Bison said

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Darth has been on joystiq for about 3 weeks and he already has over 1200 comments! Whats he do sit here all day and just wait for new posts?
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Posted: Nov 24th 2009 7:25AM JeezWhiz87 said

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A better question is: How does Darth even play games if he lives on Joystiq? There is no way he can possibly have time to do anything else. Do you eat, sleep, breathe? I have my doubts.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:37PM Hdcase said

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I'd "Bayonetta" her if you catch my drift.

Actually I have no idea what that even means.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:07PM iamnotafish said

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You'd stab her with a knife mounted to a rifle?

Not cool dude. Not cool.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:07PM Ridgecity said

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I do wonder what kind of women are reading Maxim. I used to be called a chauvinistic pig for carrying that magazine in my car...

it seems extremely hot women are looking for opportunities... lucky bastards...
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:33PM PedoJokerBear said

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you're my kind of guy!
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:50PM SitriStahl said

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i'd have a loving relationship with her, followed by modest missionary-position sexual intercourse

if you catch my drift
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:37PM MPTownes said

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And thus the replacement of EGM with Maxim reaches its logical conclusion.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:42PM Rhamsey said

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I was about to post something about that.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:07PM baby sea tuna said

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The logical conclusion is that we all kill ourselves, right?

Okay, just making sure. *blam*
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Posted: Nov 24th 2009 7:28AM JeezWhiz87 said

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One down.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:39PM kris120890 said

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Who does the voice for bayonetta
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:41PM Ranus Studios said

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Sidney's my best friend, and I don't think I'm the only one who thought her costume was better on all fronts. Just looked the part better, too.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:46PM ShadowXOR said

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I figured you were biased but after looking at the contestants you got robbed. Sidney was #1 by miles.

http://www.maxim.com/gaming/articles/84545/choose-hottest-bayonetta.html
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:47PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, by a lot. How did she not win?
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:10PM GreenElf said

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Really! She is the ONLY one who got the hair right. WTF?

The girl that won was at best fourth place in overall look of the character.

She got robbed.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:20PM seenew said

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We were robbed. :(
I could have used the cash she was going to share with me for the photos I took.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:52PM (Unverified) said

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Your friend did get robbed. What the hell, who voted for this? Sidney was by far the best out of all the models. Politics maybe? There is always some behind the scenes BS going down in almost everything.

I call for a recount, Sidney should have been the model.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 3:15PM Vcize said

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Sydney does indeed look the most like Bayonetta, but this is Maxim and this chick is licking a gun. She's licking.....a gun.

You really can't beat that.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 6:48PM maveric101 said

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yeah, i don't understand it. most of the comments on Maxim were people saying they voted for Sidney. :( i'm sorry, she really deserved to win.

also, love the Nerf guns :P
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 7:35PM TRTX said

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According to the polls everybody either voted for Andrea or Sidney. So it was first pic or last pic.

Something smells fishy about these results.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:43PM (Unverified) said

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....really? Is that you Cody??
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:44PM (Unverified) said

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Will probably get downvotes but this kind of cliche stuff is whats holding the games industry back, some games portray girls and sex realistically then this just sticks a big titted chick who just wears hair, in an environment and calls it a 'game'.

The only cliche i hate more than this is the 'gamers are sad virgins who are afraid of the sun.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:47PM ShadowXOR said

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Oh lord, shut the hell up.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:47PM (Unverified) said

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"then this just sticks a big titted chick who just wears hair, in an environment and calls it a 'game'."

Are you implying this isn't a game?
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:48PM (Unverified) said

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Bayonetta isn't that out of proportion...
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:58PM HighFiveJesus said

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not surprising a white kid said this.

nobody was bitching when it was a flawless ripped tanned man named Dante doing it, but when its a flawless curvy woman who actually doesn't look like a typical tabloid girl in a game, its holding us back!

Double fucking standards. At least the characters are white, right?. there are even less Latin/Black characters lining up for games but I imagine that never crossed your mind.

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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:01PM HighFiveJesus said

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also, its not this game's nature, style of play, genre, ect. to provide a realistic look on girls and/or sex. I doubt there's anything really sexual in the game.

Gamers ARE afraid of the sun, they've even come up with a cute name for it, the day ball. The being a virgin just comes with the territory.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:03PM (Unverified) said

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"At least the characters are white, right" xD

I was pointing out that the media will focus squarely on this kind of game and people's perception of the medium will be that games are just full of tits.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:08PM (Unverified) said

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"Gamers ARE afraid of the sun, they've even come up with a cute name for it, the day ball. The being a virgin just comes with the territory."

That's the stupidest fuckin' thing I've ever heard. Anyways, I'll tell you why there aren't many Latin or black people in games, because whether you want to believe it or not, they are a minority in America and Europe. You don't see white people in a Japanese developed game, do you? (Excluding anime characters, they are just... Different)
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:08PM HighFiveJesus said

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Wouldn't worry about what the "media" thinks. They have been backwards since the beginning.

Also, games featuring women tend to have tits, as if there was a choice. Bayonetta certainly hasn't been throwing them in your face.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:14PM HighFiveJesus said

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its stupid, because i wasn't serious about that part. i have heard the day ball thing though and its quite sad.

Haven't really played a japanese game that didn't feature the anime style, or at least a variation. And whether or not they are actually white, or asian is impossible to tell. Same complexion with freakishly giant eyes. Lost planet and MGS4 are the few I can think of that don't, but yeah they are pretty pale in general. It would be ignorant to assume there wasn't SOME sort of connection, even if it is just a cultural one.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:45PM (Unverified) said

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Too bad Sarah Palin is old now, she would have been perfect

http://girlontheright.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sarah-palin.jpg
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:43PM Scratchcard said

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CANT UNSEE
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 6:07PM bakedbeans6 said

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GMILF!
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 1:47PM Mayor West said

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I'm a firm believer that glasses are the new boobs.
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Posted: Nov 23rd 2009 2:00PM Shagittarius said

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Hey my eyes are up here?
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