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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 2:33PM CaramelZappa said

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Yes because every brunette woman with glasses is automatically Sarah Palin...
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Posted: Nov 24th 2009 11:23PM NickTP said

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This game looks stupid and unoriginal. Also I've seen zombies in L4D "sexier" than this bitch.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:04AM alexmlowgmailcom said

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That is some strange fetish you got there man.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 10:59AM Autopsy15 said

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Apparently you've never seen what happens when Zoey startles the witch.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 2:12PM andsoitgoes said

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And how can you be into them?

They're SPITTERS.

Now if they were... oh, nevermind.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2009 11:23PM finnith said

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*shudders*

Posted: Nov 24th 2009 11:28PM killdash9 said

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Bayonetta needs to take some dance lessons from Vanessa Z. Schneider. Now that girl could dance.

Posted: Nov 24th 2009 11:29PM (Unverified) said

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I would suggest Fred Astaire, but I doubt this twit could keep up.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 9:03AM profeteer said

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To her credit (or more appropriately, the motion capture man/woman's), that's not the sexiest music I've ever heard :P
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Posted: Nov 24th 2009 11:39PM (Unverified) said

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Wow. Sadly I think the disproportionate big ass n' boobs woman has become the industry norm. This video makes me thankful for all the Faiths and Samuses and Raidens and Bridgets out there.

Posted: Nov 24th 2009 11:51PM TheyDidItFirst said

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uh, as androgynous as Raiden is, I'm pretty sure he has a penis.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:43AM FluffnNonsense said

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As does Bridget.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:00AM kentuckyfried said

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I feel like I've been watching a gawky dancing ostrich for the past 3 minutes.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:05AM LuiginDaisy said

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What the fuck?

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:09AM (Unverified) said

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I'm sorry and I know I'm in the minority but I can't wait for this game. Its going to be that game that's going to teeter on the edge of extremely fun or so cheesy its not fun anymore. I'm tossing my money on extremely fun's side.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:11AM The Nasty Nick said

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Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.


Who the hell decided that was sexy?

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:17AM DJ Clae said

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This game's already out. I broke down finally and ordered it, so it's on the way. So is this dance in the final game or not? Must not be in the game if we're being treated to beta footage.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:53AM (Unverified) said

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Lawdy...this ain't dancing. This is arm-flapping tourette's set to music. Bony hips. No real backside. Not a darn thing sexy about that....she's like that spazzy girl dancing too hard next to the one you really want to talk to..the one who's barely moving but bobs her head and sways her hips...just..so. Matter of fact, you can see those moves in any Pride parade in any US metro area. Needs a lot less RuPaul, and a lot more Beyonce, IMHO.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 9:01AM afrosheen said

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I really hope a human being didn't do the motion capture for this. Maybe Honda's ASIMO short circuited.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:03AM Hdcase said

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I made it 19 seconds in. Disturbing animation.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:06AM PersonOfSorts said

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It's like some sort of creepy Space Channel 5 sequel.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:09AM Vhayste said

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Agghh.... the disappointment... >

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:19AM Daliminator said

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Kinda reminds me of the "dancers" in the DDR games. But the attempt at sexiness makes it wayyyy more pathetic... and weird.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:38AM (Unverified) said

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It was like a full body dry-heave set to music...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY_DF2Af3LM&feature=related

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:51AM (Unverified) said

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There was nothing "sexy" about that awful video.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:59AM Z3R0CO01 said

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... She's like a female Napoleon Dynamite!

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 3:53AM dotzeno said

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lol. that was refreshing.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 3:32AM Mazrael said

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Once you watch that video.. you have 7 days to show it to somebody else.. or you will die.. your hair will grow and suffocate you, and a boot will appear out of nothing, kicking you in the face

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 3:52AM dotzeno said

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did anyone else laugh?

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 5:03AM (Unverified) said

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I can't be the only one who saw this and thought Ulala had gone all goth. This is secretly a teaser for Space Channel 5 Part 3, isn't it?

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 5:49AM TJF588 said

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She's a Songstress! (The music reminds of X-2, and, as made apparent before me, it ain't hard to draw parallels. May also have some WarioWare in 'ere, a la Jimmy.)

I think the biggest problem (if not the only glaring one) is how quick the arms are jilting around.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 7:05AM (Unverified) said

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Christ!! What were they thinking?!
She's just flailing her arms about.xD pretty funny tho..

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 8:16AM original fred said

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Okay, I am looking forward to the game more than almost anything coming out in the next few months but seriously that video's gonna give me nightmares.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 8:58AM samfish said

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Well, she's better than Elaine, at least. Credit where it's due!

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 9:39AM Nguyen said

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i have to admit, that was the best dancing i've done by someone wearing pistol shoes.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 9:50AM OverlordDave said

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The music haunt me for the rest of my days.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 11:01AM funkdat69 said

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Why are her arms spinning around like propellers? He tiny head just ruins that model, and the jerky animation makes her look possessed by a demon. Just bad...

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 11:25AM RodrigoCard said

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This video uglyficates she in my mind =(

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 11:33AM kooda said

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wtf her arms kept falling off at points and then spinning around in a broken circle :| 20 seconds back please

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 3:36PM (Unverified) said

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Its a f*cking action game, the dancing is complementary; it's not DDR or Dance Hero; the game will rock, Kamiya always hits his mark.
Bayonetta looks hot to me, i am not inimidated by big women; i actually prefer them since i'm a big guy.

The video is kinda freaky tho.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 5:38PM Nobledevil Gaming Optimist said

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I kinda figured calling the actual artist a hack would be disrespecting the artist, but saying I really, really, REALLY don't like one of his/her designs was forming an opinion that I was allowed to express as ardently I desired.

My bad.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 8:02PM noldster said

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Slap some snow boots on that skank and she'd look just like Napoleon Dynamite.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 9:08PM PS3fan707 said

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The camera angles make her head look small and her legs look huge.

Posted: Nov 25th 2009 10:25PM (Unverified) said

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jesus, who spends money on this shit? art direction = shit and/or non existent

Posted: Nov 26th 2009 11:18PM (Unverified) said

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Was i supossed to get a BONER with this???

Fail!! LOL

Posted: Nov 27th 2009 12:37AM (Unverified) said

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Why does everyone hate on this character, yet approve of highly muscular men showing biceps, pounding fists and talking like they've been smoking for 80 years?

I, for one, think this is hilarious and an almost exact counterpart to DMC. Which style I also enjoyed... but the game was too hard for me T_T


someday, DMC... some day.

Posted: Nov 27th 2009 12:40AM (Unverified) said

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Okay I just figured out, RIGHT NOW.




You guys expect to get aroused. When you don't, you assume the design has failed.
Here's some news: it's supposed to be so over the top that it's not attractive, it's funny.


gawd. It's the same deal with female singers, if they're not boner-inducing, people won't even listen to them. This practice has reduced excellent singers to g-string-wearing, auto-tuned "performers".

=( way to go, USA.

Posted: Nov 28th 2009 3:30PM j0eg0nz0 said

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... that just happened

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