- Game Informer (5.75/10): "As a skateboarder and as a gamer, Tony Hawk: Ride is a curious idea but a letdown in practice. The huge level of frustration is not worth the time it takes to master the awkward gameplay idiosyncrasies."
- IGN (5/10): "The idea? A more immersive skateboarding game that would ride the recent wave of hit games featuring their own custom controllers. The result? An expensive proposition that neither casual nor hardcore gamers will get much out of."
- GameSpy (2.5/5 Stars): "As expected, Tony Hawk Ride is an experiment -- an interesting and ambitious experiment, but one that doesn't come together as a fully functional experience. I love the basic feel of the board, and had occasional bouts of fun amidst frequent frustration, but THR's gargantuan buy-in price is an awful lot to ask of an effective guinea pig audience."
- Giant Bomb (1/5 Stars): "While the Tony Hawk franchise has been down on its luck lately, and was probably in need of a reboot as dramatic as this, the execution is such a miserable failure that it manages to splash even more mud on Tony Hawk's legacy. I'm left with a firm belief that whichever side of the Tony Hawk/Activision partnership has the out clause in the contract should just exercise it and part ways for good. Enough is enough. "
Metareview: Tony Hawk Ride
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We're so proud of the individuals who managed to play through the pain radiating from their twisted, throbbing ankle, and craft a review for the latest (peripheral-infused) installment in the Hawkman's gaming franchise, Tony Hawk: Ride. Here's what these brave, persistent critics had to say about the experience.
Reader Comments (98)
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:40PM StormEagle said
Me neither.
When they were showing vids of the game early on of the "pro" skaters supposedly playing it, I knew it was fail. You never, ever saw one of the skaters on screen, on the board with the game on the TV in front of them - it was all cut up. You just knew they were pulling the wool over your eyes and that those skaters were paid to say all that b.s.
Skate ftw.
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When they were showing vids of the game early on of the "pro" skaters supposedly playing it, I knew it was fail. You never, ever saw one of the skaters on screen, on the board with the game on the TV in front of them - it was all cut up. You just knew they were pulling the wool over your eyes and that those skaters were paid to say all that b.s.
Skate ftw.
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 4:53PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
They took the wrong approach when trying to reinvigorate a stale franchise and now they are paying the consequences. They could have taken a 1,001 choices to revive the tony hawk series and choose the one that in essences is a shot in the foot,
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:48PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
GAT DAYUUUUM!!
I mean I didn't think the game looked all that impressive...but shit!!!
people paying $130 for that shit are going to be FURIOUS!!
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I mean I didn't think the game looked all that impressive...but shit!!!
people paying $130 for that shit are going to be FURIOUS!!
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:56PM Gandalf the Grey said
*Trying to understand first part of second sentence. Brain explodes.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:48PM (Unverified) said
Proof that listening to Paramore's awful lyrics makes you type like one of the 12 year old teens that listen to them.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:53PM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said
Wow. I am, on the other hand surprised with the reviews. I thought it would be more "meh" than "it sucks. like really, really sucks".
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Posted: Nov 27th 2009 1:19AM glennc2 said
that's because people are focussing on the board and never stopped to think if the actual game was any good. so they see the board and go "meh" but when you see the actual game you say "it sucks. like really, really sucks"
kelly slater surfing will probably be a better fit for the board. old TH is going to see another game play better on his peripheral idea, that is of course if anybody owns the board to play it with, given these review scores i wonder if KS will even get made now.
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kelly slater surfing will probably be a better fit for the board. old TH is going to see another game play better on his peripheral idea, that is of course if anybody owns the board to play it with, given these review scores i wonder if KS will even get made now.
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:54PM The Pirate said
*looks at Gamezone's score*
And people say Reviews arnt corrupt...
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And people say Reviews arnt corrupt...
Posted: Nov 29th 2009 10:05PM (Unverified) said
*Kotick:
Look look look guys! I just came up with a new idea for Call of Duty. I know it's just a prototype but imagine this... you're blasting through trenches of enemy troops, hammering guys down faster than they can turn the corner, when... YOUR GUN JAMS! Then, with this new peripheral that plugs sideways into the wii motion plus (cuz of course you'll have your nunchuk already plugged into the bottom) you have to completely disassemble this fake gun and put it back together! And then, THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN FIX THE JAM! So you'll have to take it back apart, use a ball point pen to scrape the touch sensitive barrel of the gun, and then it'll work. Whew, oh man, this is gonna... this is gonna work guys, trust me.
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Look look look guys! I just came up with a new idea for Call of Duty. I know it's just a prototype but imagine this... you're blasting through trenches of enemy troops, hammering guys down faster than they can turn the corner, when... YOUR GUN JAMS! Then, with this new peripheral that plugs sideways into the wii motion plus (cuz of course you'll have your nunchuk already plugged into the bottom) you have to completely disassemble this fake gun and put it back together! And then, THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN FIX THE JAM! So you'll have to take it back apart, use a ball point pen to scrape the touch sensitive barrel of the gun, and then it'll work. Whew, oh man, this is gonna... this is gonna work guys, trust me.
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:56PM ytilanigiroon said
Wait... so a game put out by Activision that has a peripheral attached to the franchise is more than likely going to fail??
First DJ Hero, now this...
IT'S THE END OF THE WOOOOOORRRRRLLLLDDDD...
Also; I feel fine.
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First DJ Hero, now this...
IT'S THE END OF THE WOOOOOORRRRRLLLLDDDD...
Also; I feel fine.
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:22PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
What dick are you smoking? DJ Hero is the bees knees.
Oh yeah, fuck you Kotick.
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Oh yeah, fuck you Kotick.
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:31PM ytilanigiroon said
I still see stacks and stacks of the game everywhere (gamestop, BestBuy, et al), exactly where they were at launch. The sales were extremely slow for a "Hero" franchise: http://news.softpedia.com/news/DJ-Hero-s-Sales-Are-Predicted-to-Drop-Even-Further-125323.shtml
I've played it briefly, my friend bought the Renegade edition, and I was unimpressed. The game seems half-assed and his fader snapped within a week. One thing that confused me ever since the concept art was released; since when do you have buttons on the vinyl? I know it's a video game, but really?
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I've played it briefly, my friend bought the Renegade edition, and I was unimpressed. The game seems half-assed and his fader snapped within a week. One thing that confused me ever since the concept art was released; since when do you have buttons on the vinyl? I know it's a video game, but really?
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:37PM Troy Powers said
If by "fail" you mean "be awesome," then, yes. You've hit the nail on the head where DJ Hero is concerned.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:46PM ytilanigiroon said
My point is that the DJ Hero franchise has a very small niche, especially when compared to other rhythm games. I never said the game sucked, I said I was unimpressed by it and that the sales will not be anywhere near what they need to be to consider the game a success. You fan-boys and your illogical fervor...
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 2:49PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said
I guess if I paid as much as you fellas did for Dj Hero I'd be justifying my purchase as well. The game failed at retail ... Tony Hawk likely failed at retail and in review. What were they thinking anyway? It is the dumbest concept I've seen in a long time.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 3:16PM Hafk said
DJ Hero did sell less than 100k units in October. Did it fail? NO.
It had FIVE DAYS in October.
Also, DJ Hero was a projected slow start, and they expect it to gain momentum via word of mouth (much like how GH did). For the most part, it has started to go down that route. Will it be as big? Probably not. But it's no failure, especially if they knew the game would have a slow start.
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It had FIVE DAYS in October.
Also, DJ Hero was a projected slow start, and they expect it to gain momentum via word of mouth (much like how GH did). For the most part, it has started to go down that route. Will it be as big? Probably not. But it's no failure, especially if they knew the game would have a slow start.
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 10:14PM (Unverified) said
Dj Hero is easily in my top 5 favorite games of the year. Don't knock it till ya tried it.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:58PM President Taco said
Glad to see the suckage confirmed. Just because there is a peripheral doesn't mean people will love it.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 12:58PM (Unverified) said
HA! No money or cake for you, Kotick! SUCK ON THAT, MOTHER-EFFER!
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:09PM copa said
Kotick's not an idiot. He cashed out before this abortion hit store shelves.
http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=26071
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http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=26071
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:23PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
Are you fucks serious? Did you not see the sales of MW2?
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:26PM (Unverified) said
I believe he has described his sessions of crying face down in his pile of money.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:03PM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said
Seems you are to young to appreciate THPS 2 - the opus magnum of the series.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:14PM (Unverified) said
You are both incorrect. THPS 3 was by far the best of the series.
Smoother game play, Better graphics, More tricks, Better levels and much better music.
But all of them from 1 to the first Underground were great games and I wasted a ton of time playing all of them. It's too bad they had to kill it by adding too much garbage that just wasn't fun.
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Smoother game play, Better graphics, More tricks, Better levels and much better music.
But all of them from 1 to the first Underground were great games and I wasted a ton of time playing all of them. It's too bad they had to kill it by adding too much garbage that just wasn't fun.
Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:17PM ytilanigiroon said
I remember playing the two minute demo for literally hours at a time, seeing how high I could get my score, finding the idea of a manual earth-shattering and awe inspiring... Man... I need to find that demo disk, and the one with Thrasher on it, again.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 2:52PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said
The Thrasher game was where it was at and was way ahead of it's time. It was like actual skateboarding ... frustrating to learn.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 3:03PM Comet 20 said
I played the shit out of all of them but when it comes down to it I was just to young to appreciate the earlier entries in the THPS series and thus THUG 2 is my favorite game out of all of them. Although I still usually just use cheats to get all the levels and characters then just play free skate forever.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 5:54PM Freddie Mercury said
The best Tony Hawk Games were THPS2 (best levels), THPS4 (best character creator, bonus characters *cough*Eddie the Head and Jango Fett*cough*, and soundtrack), and THUG (most innovations from one title to the next)
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:06PM Shadowbender said
Looks like Kotick let out another crapper through his money-eating hole.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2009 1:12PM JuanLovesHorror said
I would prefer that Activision releases enhance versions of the pro skater series.Those games (specially 1-4) were really great.
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