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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:31PM WiredKnight said

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FAIL.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 12:09AM (Unverified) said

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I agree fully. I think it's time we contact Ellis and change it from "kill all sons of bitches" to "kill all Uwe Bolls." Of course though there was substitution, the nouns still mean exactly the same thing.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:35PM SpaceFox said

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Three scary-ish pictures in a row Joystiq, are you trying to give me a heart attack?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:36PM ZexionArmando said

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Why does anyone let Uwe Boll around movies at all? lol
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:42PM BrianH said

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tax breaks for investors of his shitty movies.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:42PM BrianH said

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... jesus christ.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:42PM oOWallaceOo said

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The last Uwe Boll movie I watched has left me permanently scarred. My eyes haven't worked since for fear of being subjected to another Boll Movie.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:43PM CheeziePotato said

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Uwe Boll movies = FAIL
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:46PM CheeziePotato said

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But we all know that, amirite?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:47PM DevilSei said

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the mere utterance of He Who Shan't Be Named equates to failure of such magnitude that the very core of the earth shudders and God himself tears up from just the thought that they helped conceive, raise, and support such a ghastly abomination.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:45PM (Unverified) said

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Wait they made a sequel?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 8:00PM CheeziePotato said

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Shocking isn't it?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:47PM Roncore said

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Uwe Boll. 'nuff said.

I rented house of the dead years ago, i was so disgusted, i returned it to blockbuster that same night and told them it didnt play in my dvd player, and they gave me a credit towards another movie. Needless to say, i made sure it wasn't directed by Uwe Boll.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:55PM DevilSei said

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If only I could of done that with that very same movie when I saw it in theaters...


(or wish I knew Uwe Boll directed it, but I guess everyone needs to see at least one movie he made to know why it sucks, and nothing says "sucks" like House of the Dead, which not only ruined the game, but also ruined the zombie genre in one fell swoop)
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:56PM (Unverified) said

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I see...A bad movie rising....
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:58PM (Unverified) said

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A Bolltastrophy, to be sure!
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:59PM (Unverified) said

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Dear Joystiq & other game journos,

Please stop covering the release of every uwe boll film that comes out because you're therefore giving him the only advertisement his movies will get... Even though everyone knows his movies are bad, some dumb shmuck will buy the dvd thinking "let me see just how bad this uwe boll guy is" and he will then want to hurt himself whilst swimming in his pool of regret. I'm pretty sure any gamer that counts knows his work is to be avoided by now so let's try not to mention his name anytime soon, K?

Sincerely,

Face.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 8:03PM Dao Jones said

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Danny Trejo is in the film? :( I guess everyone needs their bad movie. Also, the IMDB page has more comments now. Skimmed a few and... wow. One said it was better then the first and another said it's a keeper!
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 8:14PM HighFiveJesus said

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he's in tons of stuff, bad stuff like spy kids, good stuff too. but work is work, and i doubt it'll hurt his career.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 8:13PM (Unverified) said

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Why the hell is Uwe Boll still making films? Hasn't it been made clear nobody enjoys his films?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 8:30PM (Unverified) said

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Wow Xav, six posts in one day!!! I will give you a yellow ten dollar bill.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 8:30PM That Burning Sensation said

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Looking at that picture, the movie looks to shot from someones backyard.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 10:02PM Setamix said

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Uwe Boll? Ugh, no thanks.

And judging by the comments posted so far, it seems like this movie will be, um...left "alone in the dark".
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 12:28AM Hdcase said

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In the right circumstances, this is the perfect Christmas gift. What other present says to the recipient, "I hate you and I want you to die"?
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 12:52AM snarfoogle said

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I wish it was based on the actual AitD2 game and featured Christian Slater as Carnby in a santa suit fighting ghouls.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 12:56AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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*Backing away horrified*

No, no, no, no no NO NONONONONO! NOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 1:18AM gohan224 said

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well did anybody else notice that the movie of Far Cry comes out this week as well? (or it is out, not sure....) i happened to notice it on my netflix new release list... ugh! not only is uwe boll making terrible movies, he's making multiple terrible movies at the same time, apparently! thats all we need, more than one bad uwe boll movie a year! (and just wait, kids! BloodRayne 3 is in the works! woo-hoo.)
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 7:27AM (Unverified) said

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EWWW BORING!!! :P
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 10:03AM Victor Ruthless said

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Let's take out even more steps for its inevitable sequel: "Alone in the Dark 3 movie heading straight to landfills."
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 7:01PM CaptainProtonX said

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Humanity enjoys self-inflicted pain. War. Famine. Uwe Boll.
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