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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:33PM Special Agent Steve said

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I expect to see it on my desk by tomorrow afternoon.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:55PM (Unverified) said

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don't forget the TPS reports.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:01PM (Unverified) said

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Oh and big boobs McGee is taking you to court, it turns out she doesnt like the nickname, better start looking for a new secretary.
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Posted: Jan 17th 2012 4:16PM Azurist said

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@Special Agent Steve Writing from 2012, this is hilarious.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:35PM abelpc said

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I was excited except for the 4 used to replace the E.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 9:28PM DerickDBrown said

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It still does...which is stupid...?

3 = E
E = 4
3 = 4? Whatno!
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 9:32PM Sly C said

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4 = A

THI4F = THIAF

What?
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 6:09AM finnith said

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Saying it like that makes it sound as if you had some crazy accent.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:37PM PedoJokerBear said

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who are the ad wizards that came up with that one
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:45PM (Unverified) said

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Something tells me they're 'out of touch' with gamers.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:04PM (Unverified) said

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Something tells me they're out of touch with number-to-letter substitution. 5M I RIGHT?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:39PM ch3burashka said

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www.rimshot.com
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:39PM ch3burashka said

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God damn it...

instantrimshot.com
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:44PM s ls said

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instant win
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 8:05PM Dao Jones said

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www.rimjob.com?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 9:33PM Sly C said

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www.stevejobs.com?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 9:35PM (Unverified) said

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www.fakestevejobs.com?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 11:39PM (Unverified) said

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www.rimjobstevejobs.com?
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 12:25AM ch3burashka said

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This has gotten out of hand.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 8:59AM (Unverified) said

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www.therapistfinder.com
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:41PM (Unverified) said

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i heard the other thief games were terrible, can someone tell me if its worth playing?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:42PM (Unverified) said

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I'd like to hear some opinions as well...
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:43PM Discotheque said

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Are you ****ing kidding me? Who told you they were terrible? The first two are down-right amazing and still some of (if not the) best stealth games out there.

The third one is decent as well.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:43PM TofuSama said

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I enjoyed Thief: Deadly Shadows (Thief 3?), myself, and I think that Thief 4 will be worth it.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 8:25PM Rankore said

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Thief is completely amazing, whoever told you that they are terrible was seriously mind fucking you. Oh and whoever told you that is a moron who has NO taste. Sam Fisher isnt shit compared to the mighty Garrett.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 9:37PM Sly C said

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sam fisher ISN'T shit compared to the mighty Garrett?
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 5:53AM Aerothorn said

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Currently replaying Thief right now. Obviously 11 years have done some to age it, and the way it handles stealth is no longer revolutionary (as much of its design has been copied) but it's still one of the best games from the '90s and the aesthetic and sense of tension is awesome. Also, this game does foreshadowing like no other.

Thief 2 is also pretty awesome. Thief 3...not as much (a lot of design decisions were made to cater to the Xbox, such as much smaller levels and - bizarrely - instant death upon contact with a body of water), though it's still good fun.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:42PM Discotheque said

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Keep it first person guys!!!
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 5:54AM Aerothorn said

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While I have my fears about the title, there is no way in hell they're removing first person. The residents of ttlg.com would go to their HQ and burn it down.

More likely it'll have a "third person option" ala Thief 3, to appeal to those people who can't stop thinking of Thief as "that game like Splinter Cell."
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 6:44PM (Unverified) said

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I expect this to be a pretty good title. I really liked the previous few. Keep up the great work =)
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:01PM Apollo26 said

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TH14F? ;)
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 12:07AM Vidikron said

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TH1+3F
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:14PM (Unverified) said

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I can see a 3 replacing an E, but a 4? That looks nothing like an E... That's just stupid. Then again, replacing letters with numbers in general is stupid...
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:17PM (Unverified) said

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I doubt it would stay that way for the retail release, but I've seen weirder things.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 10:14AM quiggy said

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At least THI4F is better than the original name for the new Tron movie:
TR2N.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 7:47PM (Unverified) said

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Please no zombies in this one.

Please.

I really loved all the other Thief games until goddamn zombies appeared.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 5:40AM Zal said

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I agree. I really liked Thief until the story went all bat ass crazy.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 5:54AM Aerothorn said

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You gotta admit, though, those zombies are fucking scary when you're a weak-ass thief.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 8:23PM Rankore said

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Thief is one of the greatest gaming series of all time. And in my opinion it is the epitome of stealth action games. I have waited soo many years since Thief Deadly Shadows, and it is about damn time. This is a day one purchase for me and I cannot wait, even though I have to.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 8:45PM BoBsS said

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I'm actually really looking forward to this one.

With AC1 & AC2 out now, I'm pretty sure they'll be looking at both of those to get some ideas as to their own gameplay mechanics.

AC1 & 2 don't have many stealth elements so I can see Thief 4 trying to capitalize on that aspect.

Just don't fuck it up eidos ....
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 10:08PM awdiwo said

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Best cutscenes ever! Best NPC dialog ever! Scariest level ever (Shalebridge Cradle from Deadly Shadows). Love this series!
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 8:49AM forg0tmypen said

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Omg...that was a living nightmare for me. I loved that game so much up to that point...I just had to continue lol I jumped out of my skin about three times while playing that level :(
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Posted: Nov 28th 2009 10:57PM south said

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I could swear that this game had been released already
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 12:07AM Xsingular said

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Thief 4?
Kotick got to star in a game of his own???
and they named it after him too!
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 10:41AM (Unverified) said

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I hope they look back at the Dark Project and Metal Age for Garretts personality more than Deadly Shadows. DS was a fine game but it felt like a fangame most of the time with Garretts "cooler" personality.

Wonder who the'll put Garret up against though. Pagans lost both Constantine/The Trickster and Victoria, Hammerites got split up by the Mechanists and the Keepers lost their runes. Coin lords and City officials seems like the only ones left and they are not that big of a threat at any time in the previous games.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 11:08AM RobAccomando said

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I cannot wait for THI5F and THI6F
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Posted: Nov 30th 2009 4:25PM (Unverified) said

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Bring back the oil-painting style cutscenes! With live actors in shadow! ^^
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