So, umm, this is kind of awkward. We're sorry to tell you, British Royal Navy, but it would appear that you've been duped. We know that the electric engineer everyone trusts so much – Reginald, that con artist! – has spent hours convincing everyone at HMS Collingwood in Hampshire how important it is for him to have a Sony PSP for "studying," but we have to tell you: It's a gaming system! He's just using it to play games!
And so even though Reginald said it would be a "smashing idea" for you to buy 230 consoles and spend £50k in the process, we're not so sure this is the best way to educate British sailors. The pre-loaded engineering software may help, but who's to stop users from spending hours with Patapon 2 instead? And no matter how much they claim to be learning about naval combat from SOCOM: Tactical Strike, we're pretty sure that's a lie as well. We hope you've learned from this, and will think twice next time that dastardly Reginald proposes a gaming system as education.
[Via GamesIndustry.biz]
Reader Comments (29)
Posted: Nov 29th 2009 1:43PM (Unverified) said
First, PSP's are used for education, now for studying and training?]
I'm thinking it's time for a new slogan. PSP: It Only Does Everything?
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I'm thinking it's time for a new slogan. PSP: It Only Does Everything?
Posted: Nov 29th 2009 1:47PM (Unverified) said
The man is bored. The man shall be rewarded with a PSP.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 1:48PM (Unverified) said
Nice to know tax payers money is going to a good cause....
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 1:55PM Look At This Suit said
Sometimes, the government just needs to spend your money on some stupid shit.
It's kind of like having a girlfriend or a wife.
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It's kind of like having a girlfriend or a wife.
Posted: Nov 29th 2009 2:04PM Look At This Suit said
True Story: I was able to purchase the original Mario Tennis because I told my mother I would learn to play tennis by playing it.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 2:26PM (Unverified) said
More sad true story: People purchased Wii Fit as a diet program.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 4:12PM Istari Spartan said
Samfish, 2 things.
1/ I tried that as well, it dodn't work either.
2/ That pic is pure f*cking win!
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1/ I tried that as well, it dodn't work either.
2/ That pic is pure f*cking win!
Posted: Nov 29th 2009 3:18PM (Unverified) said
Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Posted: Nov 29th 2009 4:02PM markhill66 said
I used to be a linguist in the Navy, and everyone I worked with got free iPods with language training software except me because I was deployed. So lame.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 4:13PM Istari Spartan said
They should have got them DS's with brain age.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 4:33PM I AM IRONHIDE said
Hell, Rhythm Heaven would do more teaching then that piece of dog shit.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2009 7:50PM Benjamin Gilbert said
Agreed! I'm mostly joking in the post above, and think it's probably not a terrible idea at all. For comedy's sake, I went with the "Reginald" hook. I hope it didn't come across too seriously!
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Posted: Nov 30th 2009 12:07AM killdash9 said
I read the source article and noted that the preloaded software comes with some courses for elementary electrical engineering. I'd be interested in that, myself . . . though I guess I could also just break out my old textbooks. I also found this quote interesting: "A Sony representative visiting HMS Collingwood hurled one against a wall to prove its durability." It seems one of the reasons the PSP was chosen for this over "other consoles" was its resistance to damage.
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Posted: Nov 30th 2009 12:10AM killdash9 said
I read the source article and noted that the preloaded software comes with some courses for elementary electrical engineering. I'd be interested in that, myself . . . though I guess I could also just break out my old textbooks. I also found this quote interesting: "A Sony representative visiting HMS Collingwood hurled one against a wall to prove its durability." It seems one of the reasons the PSP was chosen for this over "other consoles" was its resistance to damage.
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Posted: Nov 30th 2009 6:41AM (Unverified) said
Too bad regular coders have to fight against SCE's firmware and hardware updates in order to get their homebrew running on PSP. How unfair.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 3:49AM Azarielzx said
Ok, I use my PSP for studying..sometimes..not all the time, but frequently to watch some video tutorials, or documentaries, while going to work, comign back home etc. Off course that doesn't defeat the primary purpose of a PSP. ..PSone/ Snes / GBA EMULATION!!!
LOL!
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LOL!
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