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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:04PM RKN said

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Uh, you mean January right? The game wasn't delayed to March.......was it?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:06PM (Unverified) said

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My god that better be a typo, don't do this to me joystiq!
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:09PM Funkmaster General said

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I was thinking that same thing. I finished the original last night and I am hyped-as-hell for the sequel.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:13PM RyanS said

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March? The other-other super-saturated release window?

Christ this better not be true.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:53PM (Unverified) said

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That date better be a typo.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 1:24PM wack said

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mmmmm. paste.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:05PM Dalrint said

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Yes, but four of those characters are presumably your returning squad from 1. One of the humans, the other blue girl, rex, and...crap. Cop-boy.

Apparently I need to replay the game...
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:06PM (Unverified) said

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March 23?!?!?!
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:06PM (Unverified) said

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I want Ash, Gharris and Rex back. Forget these new fools.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:11PM Funkmaster General said

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mmmm, Ash ain't comin' back in my game.

Decisions needed to be made.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:16PM RyanS said

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Jesus-Girl took a hike in my first play through as well.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:25PM Prox said

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But if anybody could have lived through that event, it was her.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:38PM TheDarkWayne said

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i agree with Eric, it's like they want us to be man whores
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:07PM (Unverified) said

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bioware.com says Jan 26.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:09PM (Unverified) said

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I'm liking these characters, even if it's becoming a bit redundant now (don't really need 2 asari biotics...). It's just a shame the 2010 goty is coming in the first month of the year, that means it's all downhill from there.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 1:17PM (Unverified) said

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So true. If there was only one game I could play next year, it would be Mass Effect 2. Hopefully the DLC isn't crap, overpriced, or untimely.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 2:58PM (Unverified) said

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RE4 on the gamecube says hello
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 3:04PM mmxzer0 said

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Ha that's a good one.
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Posted: Dec 2nd 2009 4:32AM Cash9007 said

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Is it just me, or does that asari she is totally bitch slapping around look a lot like Liara? Hard to tell, seeing how they all look alike.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:09PM Jawmuncher said

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It better not be March 23 this is the one game I want to play before going to basic.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:09PM (Unverified) said

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March 23.

What a non chalant way Joystiq just crushed my soul!
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:10PM RyanS said

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This question is very important, because I know my wife is going to ask.

Can you fuck her?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:19PM MGTrey said

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It looks more like she fucks you.

And, probably.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:19PM (Unverified) said

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She might have some weird anatomy going on downstairs. Maybe thorns and stuff like a miniature Sarlacc or something and it devours your soul along with your wing dang doodle. Don't risk it, dude.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:28PM copa said

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I just hope there's a dialog option where you can "accidentally" cry out Liara's name in the middle of it.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:30PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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LOL! I have no clue why but that was hilarious.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:50PM MGTrey said

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@copa: Well done, sir.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 4:42PM Prinnywithascarf said

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I want Samara and Liara to fight over who gets to have sex with my female Shepard.

If things go my way, it will be a threesome and I will eat some pumpkin pie afterwards.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:15PM Dirty said

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It must be cleavage day at Joystiq. I like this.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:16PM RyanS said

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Hopefully we can get a Thong Thursday going.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:17PM Dirty said

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Wet T-Shirt Wednesdays too?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:21PM Uncle Jesse said

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Mammary Monday?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:22PM RyanS said

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Naw man, we already have Titty Tuesday going.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:37PM RogueJedi86 said

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Fulva Fridays?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:44PM Uncle Jesse said

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Sopping wet pair of breasts covered only by a thin red shirt Saturdays?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:47PM Dirty said

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Cellulite Saturdays. I know there are a few chubby chasers out there.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 2:39PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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What about Man-Boob Monday? You know, for the gay guys.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:18PM Jack Spicer said

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I'd be willing to guess that neither Wrex nor Liara will be in your party and have been replaced by Grunt and Samara. I'd also guess that Ashley and Kaiden are going to be swapped out for the two humans that were in the iPhone game.

So that would leave Garrus + 2 slots for new characters.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:37PM TheDarkWayne said

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ive heard several things about old party members. One said they can all come back if you make the right choices, but then another said who ever you loved in the first game wont join you, because that relationship is supposed to last throughout the trilogy
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:19PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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o_O
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:20PM MGTrey said

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We probably won't get Liara as a playable character.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 4:50PM AdamSpruijt said

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I will kill someone if that is true!
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:27PM (Unverified) said

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What, a hot alien girl with impossibly round breasts who wants to do whatever you ask of her? Way to break new ground, BioWare.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:35PM TheDarkWayne said

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Well, yeah, that is kinda new ground. What game has actually had slave girl party members before?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:38PM TheDarkWayne said

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or rather, slave girls that retain their willingness to serve even after being liberated?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 1:12PM Mighty Ponygirl said

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Yeah, there's some definite pandering going on here. Why not just make a Stepford Wife NPC and be done with it?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 1:49PM NoNameForEvil said

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Actually Fallout 3 had a slave girl companion called Clover,
she said stuff along the lines of
"Would you like me to do something for you, or too you...?"
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:27PM Obienator said

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Whoa! I want all the crazy alien chicks as my away team.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:34PM aughscreennames said

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Why does every video have to have that stupid age verification shit? Im sick of having to enter a fake birthday for 90% of videos on joystiq. Nothing in that video and almost every other video is even PG-13.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:55PM DeadpooI said

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Agreed, who actually puts their real age date in the age verification? I usually end up putting something like January 1st, 1927 etc.
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