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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:07AM CaptainProtonX said

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My vote is for "Chesty Boulevard".

I think this gives future strippers a good starting foundation.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:24AM RyanS said

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Cleavage Drive.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:02PM (Unverified) said

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Juicy-Double Avenue.

What? She has a huge butt too!
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:29PM Obienator said

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I heard that road has two giant speedbumps. :(
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:07AM (Unverified) said

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...okay?

I want Master Chief Avenue in Kirkland, Soap McTavish Boulevard by Infinity Ward, and Nathan Drake Lane in Santa Monica.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:25AM (Unverified) said

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And I'm not really seeing 'Rex Pima Farms' as a stripper name...
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:09PM (Unverified) said

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What about Preston Marlowe Street in Stockholm? Would be awesome!
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:10AM Giggman said

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Cool that means my stripper name is Blackie Sycamore (TM)
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:21AM Uphillbothways said

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Mine's Killer Shady Oaks.

Sounds like something from a really bad horror film.

Or a really awesome horror film.

At any rate, as I recall it was a horror film.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:28AM Dirty said

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Mine is Stinky Creedance.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:04PM (Unverified) said

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Curry Lokatt here. Sounds kinda dull :/
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:16PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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I'm Midnight Newark, and I'm here to clean your drains or deliver a pizza or something.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:28PM Uncle Jesse said

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Mine's Lizzy 81st Street...
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:59PM Killface was here said

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Sally E. Hobcaw. That sounds all sorts of wrong.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 1:59PM (Unverified) said

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Puddles McClelland, or Pud for short.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 2:54PM Yatcho said

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My name would be Blackie Wood.... too obvious.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:10AM Ryguy226 said

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......*stares at cleavage*.....What?

If I was to have a stripper name, it would have been Smokey Mud Pond, which in itself screams a new VD, or at least one that Paris Hilton has already discovered.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:32AM (Unverified) said

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So...how many of us gave that picture a longer glance than usual?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:12AM Carl1412 said

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Skamp Church green road?

Uhhh
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:14AM Shagittarius said

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I guess that would make my stripper name, "Spot N.E. 50th".

Thats pretty stupid.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:16AM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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My stripper name is actually pretty good...

George Pierce.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:18AM Debesun said

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"They say you can find your stripper name by combining the name of your first pet with the street you grew up on. Keeping that in mind, you may someday find yourself trying to figure out how to politely decline the awkward, compulsory advances of Miss Fluffy Lara Croft"

I doubt it wouldn't be as awkward (and little less polite in declining) if they were approached by someone called "Rat Queen" in my case...
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:18AM CheeziePotato said

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I never had a pet :(
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:25AM CheeziePotato said

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Why haven't you got banned yet?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:26AM (Unverified) said

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He did. But he created a new account.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:29AM CheeziePotato said

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I think he must be one of those trolls from that godawful website, 4chan.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:34AM Punkrawk Bbob said

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4chan isn't a website, it's a forum.

and it isn't god awful, it's awesome.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:34AM CheeziePotato said

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Aha I knew it.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:29PM Uncle Jesse said

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@CheeziePotato: "I never had a pet :("

You mean you never had a dawg? Wassup?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:31PM Ryguy226 said

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*trying to understand the garbage that wassup dawg wrote*............ wassup dawg, what you have just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:25AM ducttapeBigSexy said

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I'd totally become a snow plow driver in Derby just so I can say "I just plowed Lara Croft!"
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:26AM (Unverified) said

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...that was actually pretty funny.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:35AM Punkrawk Bbob said

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Very appropriate avatar in that case.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:26PM (Unverified) said

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GIGGITY!
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:33AM TheC0A7S said

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Spikey Main.....

....guess that works....
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:34AM Goity said

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Awesome. Lara Croft road is winning. I actually live in Derbyshire, so perhaps the county can become famous for this brilliant nomenclature.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:39AM RyanS said

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Furr Birch.

Oh yeah.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:56AM TheOtherJames said

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Does this road have two large hills? It doesn't seem fitting otherwise.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:57AM BlueXArmed said

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Mine would be "Shadow Dundee"

I like it.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 11:58AM Trojan said

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Haha, why did I have a feeling that now this has hit our gamer community, Lara Croft Way would start whooping on the competition? Lara has 78% of the vote at the moment (211...the nearest competitor has 17).
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:10PM syclick said

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I am assuming there are a pair of speed bumps on this road?
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:11PM RadiantPickle said

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Smokey Williamson? wtf...
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:45PM Dirty said

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Well if Stripping doesn't workout you would have a great name for Jazz.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:25PM thedisagree said

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mine is bob birchmere and that just sounds awkward
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:32PM Uncle Jesse said

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This is a little off topic, but I just bought Underworld for cheap and it's actually pretty good. I wasn't expecting much, but I'm really enjoying it so far. I guess buying it for next to nothing can also up the enjoyment factor a bit when the game isn't complete shit, but nevertheless, not bad!
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 12:41PM GlennFrank said

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Believe it or not - my first pet was a turtle named Spike and I grew up on Cox Ave.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 1:05PM Uphillbothways said

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Spike Cox sounds bloody scary.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 1:17PM GlennFrank said

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I know! I don't think a name like that would be too popular with the ladies I'd be working with.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 1:21PM Wiseman2 said

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Holy crap, I live in Derby (well I do right now, I go to Uni here), and in all honesty it's a craphole. But then so are a whole load of cities up and down England (damn recession).
Lara Croft Way though? I was never really a Tomb Raider fan but the recognition is quite awesome.
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Posted: Dec 1st 2009 3:23PM (Unverified) said

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I'm actually in Uni right now...it's 8:20pm.

='[
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