- MSXbox-World (4/10): "The reality is that there's little challenge as most of the stealth elements are as scripted as they come ... There's an almost last-gen feel to the game, with one embassy snow level being reminiscent of a level in Hitman."
- Gamervision (3.5/10): "There are only a few locations in the story, and they all look and play essentially the same. In fact, it feels as though they could have been presented in any order without losing much storytelling ... The only thing that is even remotely memorably is the voice of the protagonist, Mickey Rourke. He's constantly throwing out quips and one-liners in his grizzly, gritty voice, but even this seems forced."
- HellBored (2.1/10): "There is absolutely nothing about Rogue Warrior that deserves any attention ... Combine paltry numbers of enemies, small levels, and an absurdly easy approach and you can run through the entire thing in ... four hours."
- GamePro (1.5/5 Stars): "It's at best a generic FPS, and at worst a nigh-unplayable mess ... The game's dark, murky textures and limited visibility make aiming a chore, and prominent clipping, slowdown and texture popping only serve to further hinder the adrenaline-fueled covert-ops experience Rogue Warrior tries so hard to recreate"
Metareview: Rogue Warrior (PS3, Xbox 360)
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Richard "Demo Dick" Marcinko's first appearance in a game as Bethesda's Rogue Warrior doesn't seem to have left a fantastic taste in the mouths of many critics. Aside from the overabundance of profanity, complaints range from "generic" to "last-gen." It probably doesn't help that the game's being released during an ... ahem ... less than favorable part of the year. We wish you the best, Demo Dick! We hardly knew ye!
Reader Comments (62)
Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:20PM Funkmaster General said
"Now, I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker'"
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"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker'"
Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:26PM s ls said
here's a link.. that shit was mother fucking funny as fuck!
http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-rogue-warrior/17-1719/
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http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-rogue-warrior/17-1719/
Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 8:33PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
Solace that was fuckin hilarious
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 8:42PM killdash9 said
As fun as it was listening to their attempts to stick the F-bomb even in places where it wouldn't fit, the bland gameplay wore on me after a while. Before the clip was over, I clicked through to their Gravity Crash Quick Look. Much less cursing, but much more positive discussion going on, too. I was also impressed by their familiarity with classic vector arcade games. They mentioned Lunar Lander, Gravitar (yes!), Major Havoc, and they pointed out the brightness of the polygon vertices and the resemblance of some foliage to cabinet overlay art. Good stuff! Seeing those two Quick Looks back to back makes for a convincing argument for classic gameplay over new-school lack of soul (not that new school always lacks soul, but this illustrated that stand well).
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 8:00PM Bobthebuilder said
Hard to believe these are the same guys that made Fallout 3 and the TES series.. Different team perhaps?
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 8:13PM (Unverified) said
Bethesda didn't make it. They only published it.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:26PM I AM IRONHIDE said
More like the Shit bin.
Other items bundled with "Rogue Warrior" include: The BIBLE Game, Elf Bowling 1 & 2, and Atari Classics: E.T. the Extra Terrestrial.
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Other items bundled with "Rogue Warrior" include: The BIBLE Game, Elf Bowling 1 & 2, and Atari Classics: E.T. the Extra Terrestrial.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:22PM Frostblade10 said
Honestly, I'm not surprised in the least... From the moment I looked at the "SEGA" logo, I lost hope for the game.
Though, I didn't even realize that Bethesda made it; in that regard, i am surprised.
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Though, I didn't even realize that Bethesda made it; in that regard, i am surprised.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 9:31PM JXCGunrunna said
Dear Joystiq,
If someone says two stupid things, can we have two downvote buttons?
Love,
Me
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If someone says two stupid things, can we have two downvote buttons?
Love,
Me
Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:22PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said
Wow, this might actually beat Tony Hawk Ride for worst meta score...
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:22PM (Unverified) said
Geez! This makes Avatar's average scores look like GotY scores! It's like they didn't even try!
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:32PM (Unverified) said
Seriously, Hitman: Blood Money is one of the best games ever.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:26PM KungFuChaosNinja said
Rented this game and it blows hard. This is one of biggest and most janky pieces of crap I've played in quite a long time. Avoid this 2-3 hour long disaster that retails for $59.99 MSRP.
After this and Shellshock 2, I feel that Rebellion may be the next developer to go, unless the new AVP is that good, of course.
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After this and Shellshock 2, I feel that Rebellion may be the next developer to go, unless the new AVP is that good, of course.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:30PM Shadowbender said
I would love to see a Dev Diary of this, so that I could laugh my crapper off at how proud the developers are of this game.
So would it be appropriate to say EPIC FAIL?
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So would it be appropriate to say EPIC FAIL?
Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:36PM Shadowbender said
I beg to differ. I've seen numerous devs that were very proud of an embarrassingly terrible game.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 10:10PM (Unverified) said
You shut your damn mouth about Too Human. I put a lot of time into that game and the online community was awesome.
I would honestly give Too Human a 7 out of 10, but unfortunately Dyack (probably while drunk) had to go and piss of the Gaf hive mind and then the gaming websites all tried to one up the other with who could write the most scathing review.
On topic, I really want to play this game. I don't understand why. It's like how I have to rent every single Uwe Boll movie.
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I like train wrecks.
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I would honestly give Too Human a 7 out of 10, but unfortunately Dyack (probably while drunk) had to go and piss of the Gaf hive mind and then the gaming websites all tried to one up the other with who could write the most scathing review.
On topic, I really want to play this game. I don't understand why. It's like how I have to rent every single Uwe Boll movie.
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I like train wrecks.
Posted: Dec 4th 2009 7:08AM Granger said
Here's the game you're looking for, now kindly leave Too Human be.
http://www.gametrailers.com/game/damnation/6381
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http://www.gametrailers.com/game/damnation/6381
Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:30PM (Unverified) said
Wow the game that looked bad from the beginning is bad? Well I'll be, color me surprised.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:44PM Cthulhupal said
They should have just cut their losses, halting the game in development, and used the money to publish a decent game that deserves a release, like six days in fallujah.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:46PM BananaBoat said
When Duke Nukem met Demo Dick:
Dick: I'm the baddest mother fucker in town.
Duke: I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.
Dick: You better not test me bitch or I'll rip your fucking heart out.
Duke: Balllllllllsssssss of steeeeeeeeel
Dick: What the fuck? Don't fuck with me.
Duke: I've got Ballllllllllllsssssssss of steeeeeeeeeel
Dick: Hey fuckface, I'm going to tear your steel balls off
Duke: Ballllllllllllls of Steel
Dick: Seriously! Fucking stop it asshole!
Duke: Balls of...
Dick: FUCKING KNOCK IT
Duke: Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
Dick: That's it. Fuck this. I don't have to put up with this shi-
Duke: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
Dick: Ok, ok, you win, ok, fuck, my game fucking sucks, ok? You happy?
Duke: .....balls of steel
Dick: ARGHHHHHHHHH *BANG* X_X
Duke: Huh...he blew it out his ass.
(I apologize for the preceding non-sequitur, and I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming)
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Dick: I'm the baddest mother fucker in town.
Duke: I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.
Dick: You better not test me bitch or I'll rip your fucking heart out.
Duke: Balllllllllsssssss of steeeeeeeeel
Dick: What the fuck? Don't fuck with me.
Duke: I've got Ballllllllllllsssssssss of steeeeeeeeeel
Dick: Hey fuckface, I'm going to tear your steel balls off
Duke: Ballllllllllllls of Steel
Dick: Seriously! Fucking stop it asshole!
Duke: Balls of...
Dick: FUCKING KNOCK IT
Duke: Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
Dick: That's it. Fuck this. I don't have to put up with this shi-
Duke: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
Dick: Ok, ok, you win, ok, fuck, my game fucking sucks, ok? You happy?
Duke: .....balls of steel
Dick: ARGHHHHHHHHH *BANG* X_X
Duke: Huh...he blew it out his ass.
(I apologize for the preceding non-sequitur, and I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming)
Posted: Dec 4th 2009 8:26AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
Ventrilo Harassment, Demo Dick style. +1
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 8:23PM (Unverified) said
My ASM and I at Gamestop laughed our asses off when we saw the box art- you wouldn't even believe how terrible it is.
The front image/text is /pixellated/ and the screens on the back look like they're from a PS1 game.
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The front image/text is /pixellated/ and the screens on the back look like they're from a PS1 game.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:48PM JuanLovesHorror said
Here people thought KZ2 had too much profanity; this game broke and created is own barrier.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 7:54PM Cthulhupal said
well I guess this game is gonna be useful for just one thing: Mickey Rourke soundboards.
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