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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:16PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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How about....

No.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:50PM StarcasM said

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How 'Bout yes?
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:21PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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So if Afterburner Climax is just that, then this is the cigarette after?
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:24PM (Unverified) said

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Pass. It's an iPhone game without an id Software logo.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:29PM (Unverified) said

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I think your 'attack force' is named improperly.

To me, it implies that you're going to attack anyone who is anti me.

Back on topic...if I can't play Ace Combat worth a damn on the consoles (I know, I suck. Crashed a flight simulator once-that was fun!), I definitely won't be able to play it on iPhone.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:36PM Funkmaster General said

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It's true, Applebannanacake (I can't believe I just typed that out)

Your title is in fact improper. Get your shit together, then come back. People will try and take you more serious.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:40PM (Unverified) said

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Much better. If you're going to attack me, at least have the damn decency to do it right.

Kids these days...*sigh*
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:42PM CheeziePotato said

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Doesn't it seem like this fucker and "Colonel Sanders" are the same person?
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:42PM Funkmaster General said

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Much better, but your shame is immortalized above.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:43PM Funkmaster General said

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Darth attracts such crazy shit that I wouldn't be surprised if it was all just one person.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:45PM (Unverified) said

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I suspect it's people trying to be 'evil' so I'll select them as my apprentice.

I keep telling them, I already have one. He runs a major gaming company and his name ends in 'ick' ;)
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:48PM Special Agent Steve said

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Man, who would've thought Dick Tracy would work for you?
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:56PM (Unverified) said

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This is Colonel Sanders reporting from Hell. After I shot myself I realized that I made the wrong decision, instead of suicide I could have seen a therapist. But it's not so bad down here, you got internet, cable, fresh coffee, all the good stuff.

Oh and I'm not "AppleBananaCake." As much as I hate you, Darth, I wouldn't even dare about "attacking you," being that you're Dark Lord of the Sith and all.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:58PM (Unverified) said

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Nice to see you, Colonel.

A question: Is the chicken extra crispy down there?

And that's a very smart move. It's not wise to attack the DLotS.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 12:02AM (Unverified) said

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Yep, the chicken is just fine down here.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 12:11AM (Unverified) said

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lol, this is delicious
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:29PM CheeziePotato said

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LOL at Namco.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:40PM CheeziePotato said

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No
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:48PM Funkmaster General said

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His avatar is Vegeta. Have you not seen Dragon Ball Z? Not only is it Vegeta, but it's when he still had a tail. He'll mess you up.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:49PM Special Agent Steve said

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@ AppleBanana
I would create a task force to get rid of you, but it's not worth my time, and I'd be a hypocrite by doing so.

Simply: FUCK YOU.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:56PM StarcasM said

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If Apple was REALLY SERIOUS, they would do a iPod Touch with a D-pad (or analog nub) and buttons. They have the store, they have the games (or can get them, they have the Hardware.. The only thing KILLING them is the controls!

DO NOT drop another iPod touch with more GB's, A iPod Touch with buttons would really give the DS a run for its money, not to mention really hurt the psp go.
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Posted: Dec 3rd 2009 11:59PM Funkmaster General said

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I have to tell you, this serious post after all the above shenanigans totally threw me off.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 12:08AM Sly C said

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virtual d-pads work when done right. iphone controls can be great (except FPS - that just DOES NOT work). i've played a ton of good iphone games with good controls. yeah, they could be better, but can't you say that about the controls of any other system?

now, what apple REALLY needs is a top rated list for the app store so that i won't have to waste time reading reviews to pick out the good games from the crap.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 12:15AM (Unverified) said

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Well, not all FPS games on the iPhone are bad. The Nazi Zombies port actually was fairly good, and if the shooter is in a limited control area, such as Doom or Wolfenstein, it's okay.

I don't know what Apple is thinking. Their latest Touch revision made little sense (all new event for a mere spec boost?), and in reality, the device really hasn't changed since the first version.

The handheld market is a bit tapped out as is, don't you think?
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 5:26AM Extinction said

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Ugh. This would have been a much better game had it been on PSP again, that and it wouldn't have pissed everyone off who owns the first one.
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