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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:33PM FeaturePreacher said

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Old! Kotaku covered this 3 days ago.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:36PM (Unverified) said

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What is Kotaku? Is that a website or a porno?
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:45PM primetime4 said

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For some reason I kind of wish your avatar stayed when you get downranked. That way, you can still be uh... identified for stupid comments.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:59PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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You must be new here preacher and you obviously have no idea how this BLOG site works.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 9:30PM jennyhanger said

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Now, this is hilarious. I wonder, how will jap-people finish the glyphe guide now even with a help of walkthrough if the translation aren't not matching.

One of the best walkthrough: http://bit.ly/assasins-creed-II-insane-walkthrough

On the contrary, Japs are very smart people, am sure they will figure out a way to solve this glitch :D
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:34PM aray48 said

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Bill Murray joke: "Cannonball coming"
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:41PM primetime4 said

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"Lip my stocking."
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:35PM BuckChoi said

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like watching a dubbed over american patriotic war film
or english dubbed japanese anime
it does not work.
lost-in-translation.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:36PM (Unverified) said

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All your perks are belong to us?
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 4:39PM CyberKnight said

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You have no chance to prestige make your time
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:37PM shaolin cochino said

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It's good to live in America.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:42PM That Burning Sensation said

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Yeah! Screw Britian, Sweden, Norway, France, Germany, Canada, Australia, Japan... who needs healthcare when you can play all the violent games you need!
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:43PM (Unverified) said

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Heh. Lower taxes=more money to spend on said games.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:48PM That Burning Sensation said

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Well doesn't less healthcare costs for companies = more job growth? Nah, that's just crazy.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:54PM sonicspike41 said

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Less taxes? Considering how much the average American probably spends on health insurance and/or medical bills... I'd take a tax hike with free health care over insurance any day.

The money saved could also be used to buy more games.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:57PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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dear lord.....don't start the healthcare debate...

its will never end.....






**looks around**

if they don't get health care right here soon I'm moving to Japan, England, or France.....

**runs out**
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 2:00PM sonicspike41 said

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rabble rabble rabble health care rabble rabble rabble took my job rabble rabble rabble

They took his job...

THEY TOOKIS JOB!

TOOKIS JAWB!

TURKIS JUR!
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 2:50PM Emophia said

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Having lived for extensive periods of time in Both Canada and England.

If you want healthcare done right go to Canada.

Here in the UK, it's done anything but right.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 3:06PM (Unverified) said

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JURKEH JAWW!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 6:45PM LaughingTarget said

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Health care isn't free in those countries, it's just taken from different revenue sources. All the companies and citizens still pay for it, the costs are just hidden and the politicians lie to them by calling it free.

In the US, companies pay a line-item called Health Benefits. In universal care countries, they pay a line item called taxes. Calling it something else doesn't eliminate the cost.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:36PM That Burning Sensation said

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Isn't this the same country that has cartoons like Guyver, Golgo 13, etc etc?
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:56PM sonicspike41 said

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Didn't they also create Elfen Lied? Even the trailers for that show simultaneously scare me and creep me the fuck out.
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Posted: Dec 5th 2009 1:08AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni.

Oh yeah, Elfen Lied is a twisted show, make no mistake, But Higurashi has children torturing smaller children. And then one of them takes a baseball bat to the rest of them.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:37PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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WE'RE porting something to JAPAN?! What the hell, is it opposite day?!
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:38PM That Burning Sensation said

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... and? I didn't hear about it, so its news to me. Besides, Kotaku sucks! Long live Joystiq!
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:43PM primetime4 said

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I think we found this out during WW2 no? The French are the absolute worst at it but they are better at mw1.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:45PM That Burning Sensation said

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Yep, all they are good at is math and science... I mean who needs that right? Video games are made with maaaaaagic!
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:45PM Joeybeast said

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Good to know that bad translation goes both ways.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:48PM (Unverified) said

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All your base are belong to us
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:54PM bm111 said

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Yeah, I'm falling over laughing here at the Japanese having the fucking nerve to complain about a bad translation. Now they know what it's like to see your own language written/spoken by some kinda apathetic foreigner who doesn't understand it, nor cares to. This is payback for all the Engrish, Japan. Shut the fuck up and chew on it.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:47PM Katana Master said

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You. Fucking. Moron.

Just leave troll.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:47PM Hdcase said

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"If the player does engage civilian targets, it's game over."

Somehow, I have no problem with this.

It's ludicrous for an American CIA agent to kill innocent people anyway, no matter how deep undercover the story wants him to be.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:51PM Shagittarius said

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But what if there were secret achievements at stake?

I had to do it just in case.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:55PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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you DO realize that in real life they WILL do that shit.....right?

you think that "take 100 lives to save a million lives" is all in the movies?? think again
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:55PM Hdcase said

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Well if you put it that way, then yeah it's totally cool.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:55PM Hdcase said

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"you DO realize that in real life they WILL do that shit.....right?"

Uh yeah, NO.

No.

Just, no.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 2:06PM Sage009 said

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He's right.
People will do anything if justified properly
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 2:20PM Hdcase said

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Yeah you guys are right. I bet US CIA agents kill hundreds of innocent civilians every day.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 3:04PM hsol said

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My question is if the whole purpose of being undercover was to get close to and eliminate Makarov, why not do it before the killing spree? I mean he's right there!
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 3:09PM (Unverified) said

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The game does a horrible job of explaining everything. From what I can understand:

-Makarov was a mercenary. There will always be mercenaries, so they were probably going after those who are funding these acts, rather than the guy himself.

-It is obvious they did not put much effort into explaining the events.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 3:15PM RageOverdose said

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First of all, it's a CIA agent under the command of a corrupt general. Not only that, he was just a Private First Class, so I'm sure he's one to take orders first before too much questioning.

Second, I can't say that, in real life, the CIA would be one to undergo such extreme tasks, but to be believable, he would have to do it. I'm sure if the government wanted to, they could remove that record. Too bad the man was found out and then framed to make it seem like the Americans were the ones responsible.

Third, the story in CoD is like a damn action movie; badassery, explosions, and the intensity of the moment as well as any sort of extreme emotions that go with conflict come before any logic does. Besides, the FACT that YOU ARE IN CONTROL demonstrates the immersion factor here. In real life, soldiers have been known to go too far. You can be that soldier, or you can be the honorable one. It's up to you. The game doesn't force you either way, except in the Japanese version apparently.

So, bleh.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 4:16PM (Unverified) said

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@hdcase - I can't take you seriously.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 8:40PM Cal said

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Well your soldiers do a good job at killing friendlies and civilians, doubt the CIA would have problems with Russian civilians as part of their facade.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 11:12PM (Unverified) said

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@HSOL probably because they want as much as intel as they can or want him alive for Q's.

So did his job right and got framed at the end of the level.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:52PM NERV said

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Ohhh how awesome for you! Staying up sooo late you must be a big kid huh, keep up with thoses awesome COD skills and I'm sure you'll make it far in life
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:56PM Xemplar said

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if you're up until 4 or 5 in the morning playing CoD, how do you find time to drink all that moonshine, grope your sister, and play banjo?
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 1:59PM Xemplar said

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but it's better to live in Norway - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8290550.stm
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 2:00PM Xemplar said

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failed reply!
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 2:07PM (Unverified) said

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Canada is number 4 is surprising to me. I guess Vancouver and Montreal make up for Toronto's shittiness.
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Posted: Dec 4th 2009 2:11PM Signature said

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Revenge for "All your base are belong to us" ?
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