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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:02PM Miketor said

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They should dress someone up like DSG and just have her scream the whole time.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:03PM Miketor said

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Guess that woulda worked for the Scream awards too amirite?
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 5:04AM Cash9007 said

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The could always get Lindsay Lohan, and present her as the reanimated corpse of Anna Nicole Smith.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:04PM BrianH said

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wow, so it's going to be even easier to change the channel now?

or harder?

is a host a good thing or a bad thing....

am i real?

are any of us real?
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:06AM MarkezJM said

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I hope you're not real. You're frightening. I don't want to live in a world where weirdos that look like you exist. I'll call it a good life and go throw myself in a dumpster.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 1:57PM thisredengine Tweet me said

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It's Spike TV. 99% of the time, you should be changing the channel.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:04PM s ls said

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i'll host it!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:08AM AntiVillian said

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We should start some kind of petition of series of persuasive emails to make solace the host!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:32AM (Unverified) said

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You've got my vote, Hayley Williams!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:34AM s ls said

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I'M NOT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:37AM (Unverified) said

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You look like her.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:48AM s ls said

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nevermind.. *facepalm*
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 8:51AM R Planteer said

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Misty for host!
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:07PM (Unverified) said

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Good hosts are hard to find, it seems.

And I'll be catching the liveblog. That's about all I'll be able to stomach of this farce.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:14PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe they could ask Robin Williams?
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:59PM sonicspike41 said

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They should have tmac do it. I'd watch a gaming award show hosted by him. It would probably provide a lot of comedy gold with all the awkward moments.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:00AM (Unverified) said

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If tmac is doing it, then I get to be the comic relief. And Sprinkles can be tmac's cohost, to see them go at it.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:14AM (Unverified) said

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I couldn't be the host because I would make fun of virtually every game that's going to win something at this joke of a show.


But....everyone has their price, Spike ;)
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:17AM (Unverified) said

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If I hosted, I'd be murdered in the parking lot by angry fanboys for calling MW2 my 'biggest disappointment of the year'

Of course...to get that opinion out on live television might be worth it.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:19AM sonicspike41 said

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That's my point exactly though!

"And now, the winner is... fucking Zelda Spirit Tracks for the DS? This is really the handheld game of the year? What I wanna know is how many voters were smoking pot when they voted for this.

And what's this? What? The Conduit won an award? You know what, I'm done... have fun with your bullshit awards."

Then you just walk off stage laughing to yourself.

Comedy gold I tell ya'!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:21AM (Unverified) said

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Actually...I think I do want to see tmac host. That'd be hilarious.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:41AM (Unverified) said

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Hell no!!! I want Sprinkles to host
Just Imagine

Presenter(Taylor Swift): And the Game of the Year goes too........
*drumroll
Taylor Swift: Uncharted 2

Sprinkles: RAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 8:30AM Mr Khan said

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eh, tmac only meets half the requirements. The irrational scorn for Nintendo is there, but the ability to appeal to the fratcore is not.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 11:49AM robotoid said

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Hey one question people, it seems I'm out of the loop. Why is this guy always downvoted in every post even when I think he's not saying anything too bad (like in these comments)?
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 11:50AM (Unverified) said

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Certain...members of the site feel I post too often. It's 'their' Joystiq, you know.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 1:26PM Duke said

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Tmac, I'd watch if you hosted. It would be entertaining at least!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:09PM thisredengine Tweet me said

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@Darth: Nah, if you said that about MW2, you'd only get some jeers and making some water bottles thrown at you.

However, if you mentioned you were Darth Bradwart from the Joystiq comments section, I can only assume there wouldn't be enough left of you to fill a matchbox.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:11PM Jerk Face said

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Weird.. Jack Black may be kind of a D-bag at times, but I thought he did pretty alright. Having no host just seems strange.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:14PM (Unverified) said

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They should get the douchebags from G4, Morgan and Adam, even though I dont like them, I still respect their opinions.

still, I wont be watching, stupid finals
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:28PM (Unverified) said

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and when Im done with my final, I better come back to a Twisted Metal trailer, Damn it Sony if you dont bring it, Im spitting on my PS3 and on Uncharted 2
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:46PM (Unverified) said

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You ain't shittin dude. I can't believe the PS3 doesn't have a Twisted Metal yet!
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:56PM (Unverified) said

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I know it makes mad.

Another host will be the guy from the PS3 commercials
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:22AM sonicspike41 said

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Adam and Morgan were fine before G4 had their way with them. They always felt kinda fair with their reviews, and were usually pretty funny.

After not being able to watch it for a year or two I turned it on one day (after the merger) and saw/heard, "But you can rent it at Gamefly...". My heart shrunk three sizes that day.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 10:09AM (Unverified) said

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I used to respect them as well, but the continued hocking of all things G4 does exhaust me. I also used to be able to make calls on what the rating would be based on the tone on the review itself, but not so much anymore. One recently seemed to me mostly negative with a caveate at the end (that was kind of a throw away) and then got four stars. It just makes me think that for the "big releases" they are always looking for the "good" in the game to appeal to the wide audience. Possibly subconsciencly, but it still seems slightly off to me.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 11:57AM robotoid said

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Speaking of douchebags I don't like, am I the only one sad that Joystiq has an actual tag for Shia LeBeouf?
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:18PM husher said

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this could be a good thing. will this be the first year without outdated nerd jokes about basements and no lives? :O
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:23PM Peter Moore said

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Look no further...
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:25PM Special Agent Steve said

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Already beat you to it.
VGA Awards- With Special Agent Steve.
And co-host Demo (Motherfucking) Dick Marcinko
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:26PM Special Agent Steve said

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Oh man, if I'm going to be host I'd better get the title right.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:28PM (Unverified) said

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I was thinking more of Jack Tretton, actually...
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 12:29AM sonicspike41 said

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Spike's Annual Video Game Awards
With your hosts, Peter Moore and Bobby Kotick!

Bobby: This next game is all about originality...
Peter: Are you sure you're qualified to make that call? Oh right, we're not talking about Guitar Hero 23 here. Carry on.
Bobby: Well we're not talking about Madden 23 here either, but I just did.
Peter: Sorry what was that Bobby? I couldn't hear you over the sound of all the off-chart notes ringing in my head.
Bobby: Yeah, must be hard to hear with all that echo in that empty head of yours.
Peter: At least my company is actually doing something besides just Madden. But we're here for an awards show, now can you just read the damn award and stop turning a simple joke into a company showdown? Everyone knows I could kick your ass anyways.
Bobby: Bring it Peter! After the show in the parking lot, just you and me!
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:31PM Nate Addison said

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Maybe I'm over thinking this but uhhh, what about Spike Lee? It's not like he's never seen air time or would need any sort of approval....just sayin'
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:35PM Fuzunga said

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I read somewhere that Geoff Keighley was hosting the VGA's this year. I guess they were mistaken.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:36PM MrSpaceCowboy said

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I was going to say "Get Anna Nicole Smith to host it!", but then I realised she'd be drunk the whole time and it would be tragic.

And then I realised she died last year.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:40PM Nate Addison said

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Actually I think your drunk the whole time...Anna Nicole Smith died in 2007...
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:43PM Funkmaster General said

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Yeah, she died a couple of years ago. Unfortunately, I'm afraid your incorrect knowledge of her death negatively impacts your joke.

Act least, according to the internet rules it does.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:58PM MrSpaceCowboy said

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2007? Oh boy; is my face red...

My excuse is I play video games and lose track of time. I'm sure you know how it is.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 9:24AM eat it said

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I have more respect for you for NOT knowing what year she died.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:43PM Premature ejaculation man said

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They should get Frankie.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 11:44PM (Unverified) said

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So he can tell us all about his famed 'Man Chowder' WoW account?
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