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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:01PM Temidien said

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"bricks record"? If that's a pun it's a poor one.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:02PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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YOUR FACE IS A POOR PUN
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:01PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Why can't I grow a moustache like Mario =(
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:06PM (Unverified) said

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because you are a girl
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:10PM Temidien said

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All that hair went to your beautiful mullet instead.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:35PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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The MacGyver look will NEVER die as long as I'm around.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:52PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Wait, so, the entirety of our planet keeps the mullet alive?

...I know now what I must do.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 5:26PM masterinsan0 said

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This is how the villains in Captain Planet became villains. Everyone always claims that they just wanted to destroy the earth for stupid reasons like fun and profit, but they don't know the truth. The truth of the mullet.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:03PM Deprincer said

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Conservative Nothing New To Deliver Mario Bros. Wii

Don't get me wrong, I love the game... but damn, Nintendo didn't deliver anything new to Mario in this iteration.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:13PM Temidien said

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It did make classic Mario gameplay accessible to a whole new generation of gamers. Say what you will, but my little cousin begging me to play a side-scrolling Mario game with him damn near brought tears to my eyes.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:16PM Firelord said

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So you've experienced sublime 4-player simultaneous Mario Bros before?
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 9:32PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Not sure "sublime" describes 4 played action in NSMBW. It's as big a cluster that you'll experience in gaming.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:13PM StormEagle said

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Mushroom Hunter Wii?

Isn't that what Super Mario Bros. IS?
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:13PM Frostblade10 said

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At first I assumed that was just the Japanese name for Mario Bros. haha.

Those Japanese have the weirdest game titles sometimes.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:13PM Frostblade10 said

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First I was feeling a little down because I thought I read that Nintendo was releasing the Black Wii Monster Hunter Tri bundle, but then my day turned around when I had the pleasure of unintentionally listening to a catchy 80's pop song.

Thanks, Joystiq.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 6:49AM Finito said

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Aang18 & Johnny

Are you guys crazy? How is this game lacking in content? Is has 8 worlds witch contain a bunch of levels. If you play them all it will take you as long as any average game. If you try to get all the star coins, a legitimate challenge, it would take even longer. I'd estimate 15 hours for the whole thing. Is that not enough??
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:13PM (Unverified) said

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This proves that being casual knows no nationality.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:16PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Lol at calling old school mario, casual.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:18PM (Unverified) said

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lol at the people who fail to see the lack of effort or care that went into this game.

Recycle a few old characters, throw in a few new items, call it a day. They didn't even bother to get online leaderboards, much less the much requested online multiplayer mode.

I know it's been said before, but there's no reason that this couldn't have been a wiiware or DS release. Or at least a 30 dollar budget title. As a 50 dollar release though, it's unacceptable.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:27PM Ballistic3188 said

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casualness and quality are two different axis of measuring a game. thinking they didn't put much effort on the game is more of measure of quality than the crowd that it attempts to target.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:31PM (Unverified) said

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Nonsense, it's a game that was meant to be a quick cash in, like so many of the other casual games out today. Just because it isn't a minigame collection doesn't mean it wasn't made for newbies. It sure as hell wasn't made for gamers.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:32PM JRMG said

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I don't see how lack of effort or care equates to omitting online gameplay. They just didn't want to do it. Doesn't mean there's no effort put into the game.

...or maybe they noticed how the majority of "online" features in games are tacked-on, buggy, affairs that have little relation to how the game is played in single player mode.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:32PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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I don't see how NIntendo not putting online support means that Nintendo didn't put any effort in the game. And seeing how positive many of the reviews have been, that seems to suggest quite the opposite: That Nintendo put in a lot of time and effort ensuring those who've played Mario for years have a good experience. And it looks like they succeeded.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:34PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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"Nonsense, it's a game that was meant to be a quick cash in, like so many of the other casual games out today."

Please explain how a traditional, Mario game that hasn't been seen on a console for years is like so many other casual games? I'm curious to hear your answer.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:39PM Platy said

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You obviously didn't played the game .... i WISH half of the games had this "lack of effort" ... because it means one of the best map design in 2d plataforming ever .. and the small details that makes this not be a ds tittle

And you also obviously didn't played the game to know that online would fail for the lack of "i will punch you if you kill me again ***hole !" =P
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:59PM (Unverified) said

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I've already explained myself well enough. Anyone who denies that this game shouldn't have had online leaderboards/multiplayer, far far more levels, a level editor, and all that good stuff needs to quit being such an idiotic fanboy and wake up.

There's a reason Mario games like this aren't released as full fledged console releases anymore. It's because more is expected nowadays. Had this been like 500 levels instead of 100 something (counting toad houses and enemies), or had it had more options, it would be worthy. As it stands now it's shameful.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 5:00PM (Unverified) said

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So we have a 4chan tard here do we? Who else would be stupid enough to count copy/pasting as a counterarguement?

Thanks for proving my point even more tardo: You have to be an idiot to believe this small amount of content is acceptable for a 50 dollar release.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 9:37PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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I think aang1818 has a valid point. This game falls short on content and effort. The only reason people like it is because of the nostalgia factor and because it's got Mario on the cover. I am so disappointed in this game it's hard for me to explain it in words. Is the game fun? Somewhat. Is the game a ripoff? Absolutely.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 12:37PM (Unverified) said

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HOW CAN A 2D MARIO BE CASUAL


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEJHEHEHEHEHE 2D MARIO CASUAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


IF ANYTHING ITS THE PUREST FORM OF CORE GAMING THERE IS

YOU INDUSTRY BRAINWASHED HARDLY CORE MORON
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:17PM NathanDTS said

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I like the game but I hoped it would be more challenging, not lost levels challenging but it shouldn't be as easy as it is..
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:25PM PR0F3TA said

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Aint nothing gonna break my stride, Nobody gonna slow me down, Oh no, i got to keep on moving....
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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This will probably be the first game I play when I get my wii later this month, even over Galaxy. Watching gameplay vids of it just reminds me too much of my childhood days with the old games, and as much as I love this gen overall, I miss the days when gaming was simpler. A lot less bullshit flying around.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:47PM Platy said

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Then you will hate this game ... world 6 has an INSANE amount of bullet bills flying around xD
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 5:02PM SystemPatch said

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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 6:43PM Mr Khan said

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It is really excellent from a design standpoint. Nothing really blew my mind about that game (except the final fight with Bowser. holy shit), but when i look back on it, each level introduces something new (for that particular game, at least), or approaches something old in a new way. That way all the levels feel quite unique

Plus i was a sucker for "unlock world 9 levels by getting all star coins." That really compelled me to play after the final boss in a way that i wouldn't have otherwise cared about.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 9:44PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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T-Mac

Let me just tell you something from the bottom of my heart: This game is terrible. I said it and I mean it. Play Galaxy, Wario Shake It, Metroid, World Of Goo, Brawl, Animal Crossing or even Punch Out before this one.

The only hook this game has is that it reminds you of your childhood. I'm so letdown with the lack of quality in this game. It's damn near impossible to play the levels with more than one person because the gameplay has a momentary stutter when someone dies.

I don't know man ... I still think the pinnacle of Wii game is Wario Land Shake It. Thats the most underrated game on the platform and my favorite Nintendo games since the N64 era.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 4:38PM Deprincer said

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It's a great game. I understand how my comment made it seem I like it a lot less than I really do.

I wouldn't call the simultaneous 4-player 'sublime', but very entertaining. You get in each other's way more often than not, so it doesn't help game progress, but it's an excellent form of casual multiplayer. And Temidien you also make a good point.

I guess what I'm trying to say is Nintendo got lazy with never-before seen ideas. Hell, everything is recycled from Mario 3 or World. I understand why they couldn't make Peach playable instead of an EXTRA TOAD, but they could have put Daisy, Wario, or any other Mario character...

Two generic Toads? Come on!

Meh, I'm just ranting. It's kind of a compliment to Nintendo in an indirect way for it indicates I expect a lot from those guys. They're brilliant after all.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 5:14PM KeenCommander said

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They wouldn't have gotten away with Wario without using different physics, but yeah...two toads was kind of lame.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 5:06PM Premature ejaculation man said

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Game is fun on your own. Is awesome with friends. If one were to make a drinking game out of killing your friends, noone would live.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 5:07PM Premature ejaculation man said

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Shit, that last past sounded so stupid. Of course if one were to die they wouldn't live...

-.- I meant that everyone would be wasted SILLY
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 6:44PM Mr Khan said

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Wow that's huge. Hope that translates well into hardware sales.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 7:45PM (Unverified) said

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I usually don't reply to obvious trolling, but Mr. Esc has got to be the most retarded of all retards on the internet. god I get headaches trying to decipher anything amid all the memes and .jpeg crap.

Seriously little kid, take your own advice and slit your throat.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 7:46PM (Unverified) said

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Reply fail, but I think we all know what I was replying too.
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 8:20PM (Unverified) said

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N____ Stole My Bike?
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 9:10PM Marco le Polo said

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Bwahaha, my speakers were not on!
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Posted: Dec 7th 2009 9:22PM (Unverified) said

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I got mine using the service at www.amzpricesniper.com. It watched the Amazon inventory and the moment Amazon received fresh inventory at the regular retail price this obnoxious alarm went off.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:50AM jamesFF said

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I wonder if this game would put the Wii back to first place.

I am getting tired of the PS3 beating my Wii.
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 5:21PM (Unverified) said

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hay guys check out these apples

apparently 2d Mario is a casual non game


not a pure honest to god 2d core game of polish pleasure and greatness


GO PLAY FLOATY FLOATY GAME-PLAY AND CONTROLS AZZ FUK FEST littlebigplanet and its failed flopped user generated content BS

you big bad boy hardcores


rofl my fuuking head off
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