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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:03PM CaptainProtonX said

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Uuuuuuuu...nope.

This never came to mind.

Not once...in over 20 years. Ever.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:14PM EJ A said

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Thank you for your lack of sense of humor.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:27PM Tiptup300 said

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Answer: List NextBlocks
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:38PM CaptainProtonX said

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@ E.J.

Thank you for turning off your sarcas-o-meter.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 5:22PM MrAlex said

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Not really the right place for sarcasm, isn't really funny.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:05PM mikec89 said

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I lol'd.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:08PM Digital Viking said

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It all makes perfect sense now. Finally a God I believe can exist. It would at least explain a bit.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:14PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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as opposed to Zeus throwing down lightening or Aphrodite causing people to wanna fuck?
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:17PM Digital Viking said

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No... I think they are mentioned in books, and you can't believe everything you read :/ This is a video though, totally different.
But if you find a book mentioning the Tetris God, you be sure to tell me.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:25PM Hyams said

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... I'm worshipping Aphrodite.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:47PM Peter Moore said

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Aphrodite's been kind to me.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 3:10PM Hyams said

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But ... you're bald and have a moustache.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:09PM s ls said

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LINE PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:13PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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LINE PIECE!!!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:15PM mikec89 said

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LINE PIECE!!!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:15PM mikec89 said

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LINE PIECE!!!!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:20PM squeevi said

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LINE PIECE!!!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:23PM Morisato13 said

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oh no... it's /b/ack.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:24PM Apollo26 said

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c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:25PM hsol said

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squiggly
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:38PM BananaBoat said

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LINE PIECE!!!!!!!!



(c-c-c-ombo restarter)
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:47PM Peter Moore said

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The square pieces never get love, but they've helped by ass too many times to count.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:47PM Marco le Polo said

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 3:52PM husher said

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SQUIGGLY LINE.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 4:27PM patboy2008 said

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LINE PIECE!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 4:31PM husher said

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tho is, but a cruel and ANGRY GOD!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 6:15PM cowthulhu said

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REVERSE SQUIGGLY.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 4:07PM xaduurv said

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LINE PIECE!!!!!!!!

(BAAAHAHAHAHAHA I'm forsaking you)
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:12PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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funny....but nowhere NEAR as funny as the Sims one they did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMXME2pm83c
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:22PM Snow Leopard said

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Where are all the ladders?
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:23PM Morisato13 said

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Sorry but the later years series trump all current suggestions and well as future suggestions.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:17PM mrcap123 said

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hilarious. best thing i've seen in a little while
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:18PM Erluti said

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Perfect.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:24PM GewurztraminerX said

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I always presumed Tetris blocks to be made of Soylent Green
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:30PM shibathedog said

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that was pretty funny. Doesn't the game pick the next piece based on how much difficulty it thinks your having with each piece? I think I read somewhere that if you move pieces around a lot before locking it in place the game thinks you are having trouble with it. So you can cheat by moving the line piece around a ton every time you get one and then you get them a lot more often. It seems to work for me.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 5:04PM ScurvyTom said

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LINE PIECE!!!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 2:47PM xBeRx said

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Haha, it even made my girlfriend laugh for once.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 3:06PM TheOtherJames said

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One the 1,034,578th loop he said

BlockSprite nextBlock = new BlockSprite(rand.Next(7));

and there was a new block.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 3:13PM ducttapeBigSexy said

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When I was little, I wondered if the blocks were truly random, or if the game was giving me specific blocks based on my current situation.

I was kind of hoping this would be a real article saying the latter...

(Although, I guess since computers never truly generate random numbers, I guess it's neither.)
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 4:43PM Yaanu said

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There's a version of Tetris out there that actually analyzes your board and then gives you a piece that you DON'T need. So if you manage to get a full column free, you'd probably never get a...

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LINE PIECE!!!1
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 3:17PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said

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oh man, that'd be such a cool way to play Tetris multiplayer.

One person decides the next blocks while the other has to survive. Then take turns to see who can survive the longest.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 4:35PM Ballistic3188 said

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to be your kill joy. they found that teris can't be play infinitely as if you alternate s and z blocks it will end in a kill screen. hence the why your multiplayer idea would fail and would end up being the second player would just give you s and z block till you die.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 3:23PM Padilla7921 said

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Improper use of "existentialist" FTL.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 10:33PM (Unverified) said

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"a philosophical attitude ... that stresses the individual's unique position as a self-determining agent responsible for the authenticity of his or her choices."

I don't know how anyone could read that and not instantly think of Tetris.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 10:48PM Padilla7921 said

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Because existentialism has nothing to do with wondering where the next Tetris piece comes from.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 9:00AM (Unverified) said

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I was making a joke there. Anyhway, the word "existential" doesn't necessarily refer to existentialism. In this particular post, it simply means "pertaining to existence."

Or, possibly, "pertaining to the film eXistenZ."
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 4:28PM Snjo said

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I looked up how the pieces are selected while making a tetris clone. It makes a 'bag' containing all seven unique pieces in a random order, gives them to you, ande then makes a neew bag. So the line piece can come two times in a row at most, and never with more than 12 pieces in between them. But twelve pieces can feel like a long time.

This is of course assuming you are playing an atheistic version of tetris, taunting almighty Tetrises, and forfeiting your life!
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 7:35PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, god I laughed.
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Posted: Dec 8th 2009 11:17PM (Unverified) said

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These kids went to my high school. Ugh is all I say to their multiple videos of mediocrity.
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