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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:12AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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FAAAAABULOUS!!!
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:59AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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I knew Cap was a little "funny".

Looking at the outfit, does it really surprise anyone?
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:14AM (Unverified) said

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sounds like a hot tranny mess to me
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 4:17AM BrokenTriforce said

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There's a good chance that every Wii-owning household with either a homosexual or a 15-year-old girl will have a copy of this game.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:21AM DerickDBrown said

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God damn I love that show. I don't think I'll enjoy the game as much though...
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:28AM MarkezJM said

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I'm a sucker for trashy reality TV, yet I've never seen this one :P
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 2:15AM DerickDBrown said

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I've never really found it trashy. Formulaic, overdramatic, and maybe a little pretentious, but never trashy. You might be thinking of something (everything) on VH1.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 2:53AM MarkezJM said

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Um. Yeah. I'm, uh, a fan. Got hooked on Tough Love recently and actually just saw two of the broads on it down here in San Diego last weekend.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 3:05AM DerickDBrown said

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Really? I mean.... really?

aw man I'm sorry.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 3:23AM Nier said

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This season really sucked. Hopefully the new season will be much better since they're back in New York and hopefully have a steady panel of judges and not celebrity trash.

Also, everyone won't be glowing a hideous orange color.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:28AM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Can't wait to teabag Michael Kors, I love that guy.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:43AM Apollo26 said

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bewbs.........
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:49AM MacabreArts said

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this may well set another record for "the worst sales/sex ratio of all time"- lots of hot women, but very few sales. I hope the best, but I will never be picking this one up, unless it sets a 100 on metacritic, in which case I will disown games altogether, and live in the woods with no electricity for the rest of my life. but it won't so I'll continue to play MW2 for the rest of my natural-born/artificial life.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:55AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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Ha, you're going to look so silly still playing MW2 after MW8 comes out.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:50AM (Unverified) said

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.....and with the release of this game, the first seal of armageddon will be broken.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 8:19AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Horseman #1 is waiting at the gate with nostrils flaring.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 11:17AM (Unverified) said

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haha! he's brought his lunchables.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:55AM whyattn said

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Heidi Klum can use my wii mote anyday...

terrible sexual innuendo's anyone?
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:57AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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Sure. I'll bite;

"You can Seal the deal with her if you know what I mean."

BAM! Relevant pun.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:55AM MystileArmor said

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... that's it! I'm going back to watching porn.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 2:24AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 3:11AM GoonieGooGoo said

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Somewhere someone who helped develop this game..... killed a puppy
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 5:22AM (Unverified) said

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and immediately ate a baby
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 8:53AM CaptainProtonX said

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And got Heidi Klum pregnant again.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 3:51AM (Unverified) said

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This sounds like the result of a brainstorming session on how to make people who regularly play the Wii even gayer.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 4:12AM BrokenTriforce said

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Oh Atari, remember when you killed the 2600 with ET?
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 4:17AM Istari Spartan said

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I keep saying they should just combine those two shows.
Even just for a one-off.

And thanx Joystiq. All I can hear is Tim's drawl voice

"Hellooo Designersssss"
"Work Harrrdd"
"Love Yuuu"
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 4:33AM JeezWhiz87 said

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Proof that the Wii IS meant for your mom.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 8:24AM Danthaman said

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Hello Designersssssss
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 10:49AM Brother Unit No 4 said

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Let's see if they can make it work.

I'm not holding my breath though. Wii really is treated like the cesspool of gaming entertainment by developers isn't it?
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 10:54AM Myria said

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Gotta love how it's only a 'real' game if it has blood, guts, and gore. Anything that doesn't target the adrenal glands of emotionally stunted ten year old boys like a laser beam must be denigrated at length or risk someone's pre-pubescent manliness being called into question.

Honestly, I like to pew-pew as much as the next pseudo-functional sociopath, but I also enjoy other games and recognize that the overall gaming market has (thankfully) moved beyond catering only to the needs and desires of (emotional and/or chronological) little boys.

I don't think I'll ever get what it is that makes guys think the gaming world is, or should be, theirs and theirs only.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 4:20PM (Unverified) said

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Exactly. Let's reserve judgment until we know how polished a game it is. You can call it a cash-in, but if it is a non-broken playable release then it is good for everyone. The more people we can bring to the table, the better.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 1:21PM StormEagle said

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Alexander knows WAY too many of this show's isms....
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 3:15PM BrokenTriforce said

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I'm sorry for you?
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Posted: Dec 9th 2009 3:46PM StormEagle said

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As you should be. My wife watches this show religiously, so the language presented in this article was also not alien to me.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:36AM oryan707 said

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A game that will be terrible if it's NOT totally gay.
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