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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:32PM PirateEmery said

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Ahem... the man they CALL Jayne.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:44PM (Unverified) said

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The hero of Canton, the man they call JAAAAYNE!!!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:52PM TheDarkWayne said

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He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor! Stood up the man and he gave em what for! Our love for him now aint hard to explain! The Hero of Canton the man they call Jayne! Now Jayne saw the mudder's backs breaking, and he saw the mudder's lament! And he saw that magistrate taking! Every dollar, and leaving 5 since. He said, you cant do that to my people, you cant crush them under your heel! So Jayne strapped on his hat, and in five seconds flat, stole everything boss higgins had to steal! He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor! Stood up the to and he gave em what for! Our love for him now aint hard to explain! The hero of canton the man they call Jayne! Now here's what separates heroes, from common folk like you and I! Well the man they call Jayne he, turned round his plane, ad let that money hit sky! He dropped into our houses! He dropped it into our yards! And the man they call Jayne he, turned round his plane, and headed out for the stars! He robbed from the rich and he, gave to the poor! Stood up to the man and he gave em what for! Our love for him now, aint hard to explain! The hero of canton the man they call Jaaaaaaaayne!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:57PM MarkezJM said

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I thought they just called him one of the crappy Baldwins...
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:58PM Vcize said

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That's the only time I'll ever [+] someone that neglected to use the enter key so badly.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:58PM TheDarkWayne said

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And off the friends list you go Markez!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:59PM TheDarkWayne said

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@Vcize i didnt want to space it out lest it look like i copy pasted it instead of typing it from the heart
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:59PM Vcize said

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@Markez

1) He's not one of the Baldwin brothers, he just has the same last name.

2) He's way more awesome than all of them anyway.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:00PM Vcize said

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@Batman, I probably could've figured out you didn't copy/paste it when you spelled "cents" s-i-n-c-e

:P
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:01PM PirateEmery said

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Or, Wayne, we could have just taken the song line-by-line? Each person would continue the song rather than one giant post by one person?
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:03PM TheDarkWayne said

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I was too overcome with emotion to spell correctly or think about other people!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:05PM Vcize said

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We've gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:07PM MarkezJM said

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Ah. I just assumed it was like another, lousier Billy Baldwin or something.

MY BAD KIDS. Spaced on it that I'd even seen that episode of Firefly. Man, it's really out of this world that I forgot :( Wayne, your disparaging remark hit me so hard, I'm seeing stars.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 7:14PM SixShooter19 said

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Jayne's a girls name....
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 7:31PM Misfit Toy said

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I love his character in the show Chuck http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0031769/
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Posted: Dec 11th 2009 4:28PM TheDarkWayne said

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@Six Shooter Well Jayne aint a girl!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:33PM RudyHuxtable said

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Wow. Impressive. Martin Sheen!

Althought I must say, I met Michael Hogan in Pasadena earlier this year and not only is that man the shit, he was Saul Tigh!

Do want.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 3:33PM AwesomeTown said

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There is a lot to be said for all the actors on BSG, but I always thought Michael Hogan was fucking amazing.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 9:00PM (Unverified) said

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"...it's in the frakking SHIP!"
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 9:03PM RudyHuxtable said

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You dirty, frakkin'..... (gravelly mumble)
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:34PM PirateEmery said

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For that very mistake, I think Joystiq should hand in its geek card.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:02PM PirateEmery said

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Referring to my first post above, regarding Joystiq messing up "The Man They Call Jayne."
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 3:28PM BananaBoat said

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Hey...hey...can't we all just agree that Yvonne Strahovski is hooooooootttttttttttttt and move along?
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 4:32PM PirateEmery said

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And... thank you Joystiq for fixing your error... very classy.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:35PM (Unverified) said

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There were sequels to Matrix? Man they must have sucked if I never heard of them... I the first movie was it. I mean, it's pretty clear by the end of the first Movie that Neo frees humanity.... eventually.

(PS: Yes I saw both sequels and they sucked so bad I have decided to erase them from history, I only own the first movie Anniversary Edition on Blu-ray)
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:37PM (Unverified) said

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I'd like to amend my comment by also saying that in the future, when I have children, I will only tell them there was only one Matrix movie. If after they see the first movie, they ask if there were any other films, I will say no.

I will make sure they never find about the stupidity that was the sequels.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:01PM Vcize said

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Thanks for clarifying with that last sentence. Your extreme subtlety prior to that obviously went over all of our heads ;)
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:37PM Ghen said

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Rule #3 never explain your jokes. If someone doesn't get it, that means you get to call them a noob and get even more cred.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 6:03PM Omega2k3 said

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I'm filled with rage when people say the second and third suck.

RAGE.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 6:48PM joshuag18 said

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Posted: Dec 11th 2009 7:16PM (Unverified) said

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neither Matrix sequel sucked nearly as hard as every geekbag trying to out-do the other with their anti-Matrix rants.. We get it.. (And you too, Joystiq) Finding a single scrap of mediocre enjoyment via either film represents a holocaust of cinematic-taste worse than Uwe Boll's stunning coup d'tat in acquiring the licensing for the Zelda franchise.. O NO I'm doing it too
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:36PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Illusive or Elusive?
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:37PM (Unverified) said

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It's Illusive, that's what he's called in the 2nd book too.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:51PM (Unverified) said

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@tmacairjordan87

How were the books? I always wanted to read them, but never had the chance to.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:01PM (Unverified) said

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1st one was good but if you already played the first game then there's no real need to read it. It describes how Captain Anderson knows Saren and how Saren came into possesion of Soverign.

2nd one I didn't like as much, but I don't know how it ties into the 2nd game just yet. It involves a very powerful young biotic girl, Cerberus, The Collectors (to a very brief extent), and the Quarian Flotilla.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:36PM Rhamsey said

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I love Keith David, glad he and Anderson are making a return.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:43PM (Unverified) said

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Keith David's voice was all I need.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:47PM Snow Leopard said

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He's been in everything lately. It's gotten to the point where if I don't hear his voice in a AAA title I start to wonder if something happened to him lol.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:57PM Dance Mofo said

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Nice Joystiq, I see what you did there by crossing out David Keith's name since there is an actor by that name. Hahahaha
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 6:48PM refinedsugar said

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He's Oscar Mike.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:36PM darkinchworm said

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Break out the meat tenderizers.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:36PM Nate Addison said

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The Matrix was a great trilogy. All THREE movies were entertaining.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:43PM Puertoricarious said

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DAMMIT it won't downvote any more!!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:47PM iamnotafish said

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There are some points where sarcasm is funny. Witty. Hell, even insightful.

This is not one of those times. That very combination of words if a harbinger of our doom.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:26PM sonofman said

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I actually agree... It makes me laugh when people bash the other two movies merely because they didn't understand them...
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 3:11PM MrAlex said

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We understand them, but the films completely destroyed the cool mystery of the 1st film, and included stupid religious parallels. Plus the ending sucked, I much prefered the MEGA SMITH Ending in 'the path of neo' HE TAKES SUNGLASSES OFF A BILLBOARD AND WEARS THEM. Total Comedy Value.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 3:29PM airmikee said

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The last two movies are definitely different than the first, in that they require a brain to enjoy. Something that most people on this planet carry around as if it were a piece of luggage they do not understand how to use.

To MrAlex, if you missed the religious parallels in the first movie then you're not only stupid, you're blind.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 3:59PM Fuzunga said

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I got your back, man. I loved Revolutions especially and it makes me sad to see that nobody else can appreciate it. Joystiq, I'm not sure if I can take you seriously after that crack.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 6:40PM PedoJokerBear said

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not correct....Mr. Addison...
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Posted: Dec 11th 2009 10:25AM MrAlex said

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Possibly the worst fucking parts of 2 and 3 were this:

1. The agents prove almost no threat whatsoever even for those who aren't Neo, this completely removes the excellent high levels of tension In the many chase scenes of the first film. At no point is the protagonist in danger.

2. The Oracle and the Architect both do really stupid things without any motive for doing so, often contrasting their previous behaviour.

3. Keanu Reeves' ass crack.

4. Keanu Reeves' ass crack.
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