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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 11:46AM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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Cannot wait!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 11:52AM (Unverified) said

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Gosh,my home.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 11:58AM iamnotafish said

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Nooooo!! Army of Two was great BECAUSE it had so much over the top ridiculousness! I mean, what other game allows you to fist bump with your partner??

Some of the best dialogue ever too: "Survey says: you're dead!"
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:01PM Snow Leopard said

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No! Not the Pearl Ivory Tower! Is the Hagen Daz across the street safe?!?! Please tell me the Hagen Daz across the street is safe!




They're gonna pay for this.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:50PM MrAlex said

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I lol'd
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:25PM Joeybeast said

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It's safe but the Starbucks didn't make it.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:07PM Uncle Jesse said

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This is not the direction I would have gone with this. Every game seems to be going with this hyper-realistic, block-buster, Micheal Bay, action style that takes itself way too seriously. I would have gone the complete opposite way and brought this into the realm of Commando, Tango & Cash, etc. Super cheesy lines when you kill guys, funny banter between the two characters and such. Just make it really fun, cheesy, and mindless.

Side note - why did the villian in Commando look like a fat Freddie Mercury wearing a chain male vest and leather pants?!

"Let off some steam, Bennet"
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:08PM leobebes said

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Was anyone else offended by the first one's storyline? I thought it felt like something that was ripped out of the Cheney propaganda handbook. The game felt like it revived every stereotype known to man about millitary FPS games.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:44PM Vcize said

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I was too busy having fun playing air guitar to care about the story.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:27PM NotCognizant said

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Did you even pay attention to the story? It was like a knock-off of a Tom Clancy book.
Still and all, the game was fun. I very much enjoyed pimping each and every weapon. GOOOOOOOLLLDD!
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:13PM Ballistic H said

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Michael Bay-style sells.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:22PM Ballistic H said

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Btw, I hope they don't get any wrong (as in obscene) chinese translation in here.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:13PM (Unverified) said

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That movie is a classic. So bad it's good.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:17PM Toop said

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The first game was fine, but lacked those stand-out moments that can make a game great and had many little quirks I didn't enjoy. Everything I've seen from the sequel leads me to believe that they have improved everything I enjoyed (coop play, weapon customization) and toned down the things I didn't like (ridiculous macho asshats, stupid story). On top of that the new location looks incredible, judging based on the in-game footage they have shown, with a more detail and colour.

I'm looking forward to this game much more than I thought I would.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:45PM Vcize said

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The aircraft carrier sinking was a pretty cool moment.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:52PM MrAlex said

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Hey I liked the Macho Asshattery!

But yeah, looks to be more than just a solid game.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:36PM Vcize said

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This game had better not take itself too seriously. That would totally ruin it.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:53PM MrAlex said

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Agreed
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:45PM makimak22 said

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WOW! This game will definitely be banned in China... the legitimate version anyway.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 12:54PM MrAlex said

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Depends, if it depicts the chinese government as shady individuals, or if the big plot twist is CHINA WERE BEHIND IT ALL ALONG! then yes.

But otherwise they might let this happen.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 6:37PM mdo7 said

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Cue all the Chinese nationals (I'm Asian by the way) that was originally born in Shanghai and living in US moanin and bitchin about the scene of Shanghai being destroyed and compare it to Modern Warfare 2's cruelty to Russian, and the destruction of DC in 3..2...1
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:06PM isotrex said

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Speaking of bromance, do we get a hug button for this sequel? haha j/k
Nice teaser traier. Looking forward to it.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:47PM (Unverified) said

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Actually...there is a hug button. When not in combat pressing A does a positive emote, and B does a negative. There are a bunch of different emotes, but Rios can give Salem a giant bear hug...
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:25PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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I didn't realize blowing stuff up qualified as 'more serious'.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 1:28PM (Unverified) said

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Apparently you missed how horribly that was received from the first game.
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:26PM Cerpin Taxt said

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So, are they fighting Shanghai?
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:30PM Scratchcard said

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>Michael Bay
>Realistic

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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 2:52PM shimrra74 said

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So the tag line for this game should be:

"IF YOU THOUGHT NO RUSSIAN WAS BAD, JUST WAIT AND SEE WHAT WE DO...."
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Posted: Dec 10th 2009 6:43PM Omega2k3 said

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I, for one, accept our new Chinese overlords.
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