Though Japan has been enjoying the adorable bounties of Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
for months now, us poor westerners still don't know when to expect the games on our store shelves, or whether they'll include the Pokéwalker accessory
which allows you to take one of your encapsulated soldiers out for a discreet
night on the town. Fortunately, if the games' Amazon listings
are on the money, both these Unown
pieces of info have been divulged: According to the listings, they're coming March 14, along with the Poke Ball-shaped peripheral.
The latter information actually comes from the games' supposed box art, which we've posted above. We've contacted Nintendo to find out if the Amazon listing is authentic. If it's not, we're going to give them the most guilt-inspiring sad puppy face anyone's ever seen. It will be absolutely brutal