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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:03AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Everytime Joystiq post a story about Australia and the R18+ rating system, God kills a kitten.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:07AM Dance Mofo said

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Why would God kill kittens? God is a just and loving Holy Spirit. Very merciful and forgiving.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:10AM Sidebuster said

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How else is He suppose to get in his target practice?
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:10AM Jerk Face said

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Oh, brother.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:13AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Why does God kill kittens? The same reason why he eats baby seal heads and puppy paws.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:13AM Ashitaka said

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Not another religion debate please x)
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:34AM Istari Spartan said

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@ Dance, would it help you to believe they were zombie kittens?

@ Captain Planet; please I can has new power noaw?
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:45AM finnith said

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Maybe if we ignore it, it will go away?
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:14PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Dear Spartan,

We have received your request to change your Planeteer Power. While we acknowledge that your current Power of Sunshine and Lollipops has helped the Planeteer Foundation in its fight against Earth's pollutants, we understand that this Power has served its purpose.

As you know my fellow Planeteer, timing is everything. Each Power granted upon my Planeteers is created through my wit and hilariousness. And because certain members here think God should not be killing kittens, he is relieving himself of the duty to kill said kittens. Now I don't think the duty should go unfulfilled so I am very pleased to offer you this Power...

I hereby grant you the Power of....

Spartan [Planteer | Power of The Arduous Task of Smiting Kittens]
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:30PM eat it said

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Corny.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 1:13PM BigD145 said

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"God kills a kitten"

Don't you mean "Rupert Murdoch kills a kitten"? I suppose it IS the same thing in Australia. On second thought, Murdoch doesn't need a reason to kill a kitten.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:05AM Dance Mofo said

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Well, I hope the R18+ pass and is acceptable. I'm sure a lot of Aussies are tired of importing adult rated games.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:06AM Death Threat said

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ABout time, but they still need a unanimous decision. Unless Atkinson is gone by Feburary 28th, nothing will change.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:08AM Sidebuster said

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I really didn't expect to see this post. Hopefully they can come to an agreement that it isn't their fucking right to choose what people can and cannot see. Kind of like what they are doing now.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:09AM Jerk Face said

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About fucking time.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:13AM (Unverified) said

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Aussies hate cats, so its no wonder why this story continues.

-The Glavin
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:20AM koehler83 said

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It's a step in the right direction. Now we see just how minor this vocal minority really is.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:23AM CaptainProtonX said

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Dingos, Kangaroos, Wallabies, UNITE!
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:34PM eat it said

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fuck dingoes and skippys! wallabies on the other hand...well they're just too adorable to hate.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:38AM hyamzy said

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I like how they make it specificly clear it's for 18+'s
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:15PM Katana Master said

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That's the point.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 11:42AM (Unverified) said

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Can I submit one if I'm not from Australia? I'm an American so of course I like to get into other peoples' business.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:02PM Alex R said

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I'm in the UK, and I would sign his if it were a petition just out of principle.

I feel sorry for Australian gamers... Even compared to the our ridiculous UK prices.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:16PM Katana Master said

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@ Alex

I agree, with the money thing that is xD
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:49PM (Unverified) said

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double post since I'm a noob

Sweet Jesus I was curious and looked up MW2 on Amazon UK. 55 pounds is about a million dollars. Is there something I can fill out for that too?

At least UK and Australia have Top Gear though. On BBC America they strip 20 minutes out of it and show it 6 months after it is new.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 5:42PM emperorzeroxx said

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If this thing passes what games will actually be left for them lol most of the best games are 18+.... I mean seriously......
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:11PM Deekman said

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What's the fucking point of releasing this paper asking for feedback when there isn't a majority votes rule!?

Michael Atkinson can still just say "No" at the end regardless of how sensible the article is.

Makes me glad I left that country.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:12PM antilucid said

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I hope that it passes so that more people can enjoy the games we in usa play intact and not be censored. If an adult buys a game, it should be up to his/her discretion as to what is questionable and not the government in the case of video games. Sadly, it is probably easier to obtain large cache of weapons and to go on a real shooting spree in down there then it is to just play a game that has those same weapons.

Good luck to those down under. I hope it passes.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:41PM Rhamsey said

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They should just pass this already.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:46PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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*Spartan [Planeteer | Power of The Arduous Task of Smiting Kittens]

Remember, the Power is YOURS!
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:47PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I apparently have the Power of Reply Fail today.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 3:43PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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The power is yours, unfortunately.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 12:49PM (Unverified) said

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Sweet Jesus I was curious and looked up MW2 on Amazon UK. 55 pounds is about a million dollars. Is there something I can fill out for that too?

At least UK and Australia have Top Gear though. On BBC America they strip 20 minutes out of it and show it 6 months after it is new.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 2:57PM Elmoogle said

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Wow, it's harder to add a rating for an entertainment product in Australia than to amend the United States constitution. American's always joke about the ineptitude of our own government, but is it actually possible to accomplish anything in Australia?
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 6:18PM delicatessen lama said

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nothing can be accomplished because the country is a fake democracy, I know because I live there. The soldiers fought for this country, so that their families could live in a true democracy, but alas the politicians and other bureaucrats have taken that away from us.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 3:42PM kenny goo said

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I find it kind of sad that Rebellion, a company who's never really worked on anything but ports, side projects, and small scale releases, just had a greater influence to Australian gaming then Valve, one of the most critically acclaimed development studios of the last ten years.

If you're missing the reference, it's because Rebellion, who is working on AVP, had the title denied classification in Australia, and refused to release a clean version, standing by the idea that it's a mature title. Valve on the other hand folded and released a ridiculous, cut down version of Left 4 Dead 2 when they didn't make classification.

The situation with AVP could very well be seen as the last straw on the camels back that got the ball rolling in the public sector and within their government. Props to Rebellion for having some balls, even if they didn't have anything to do with this. For the sake of all mature Australian gamers out there, I do hope this gets passed.

And Valve? Grow a pair.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 3:46PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Good for them, that whole system was retarded. (Well, it's not official, I suppose, but still.) Like Australia was taking cues from Fox and Friends, or something.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 3:49PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Although I'm pretty sure you're right, that sentence can be interpreted either way.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 3:59PM Felipe M said

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I will laugh if they somehow mess this up this chance and it gets "DENIED!"
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Posted: Dec 14th 2009 6:14PM delicatessen lama said

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don't worry it will get denied
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 1:23AM (Unverified) said

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why are you saying that..??
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