In this short-but-sweet clip from next month's Platinum Games action spectacle, we get to watch her do just that -- nabbing a giant mace (not of the "spray into a mugger's eyes" type) and use a very long, forcefully procured spear to pole-dance-kick the hell out of heavenly foes. Best of all, the clip is narrated by a velvety-voiced English woman who sounds just like Bayonetta, if she were real. Which she's not -- so please, stop calling Sega asking for her number. Yes, we're onto you.
Watch Bayonetta nab enemy weapons, add insult to injury
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In this short-but-sweet clip from next month's Platinum Games action spectacle, we get to watch her do just that -- nabbing a giant mace (not of the "spray into a mugger's eyes" type) and use a very long, forcefully procured spear to pole-dance-kick the hell out of heavenly foes. Best of all, the clip is narrated by a velvety-voiced English woman who sounds just like Bayonetta, if she were real. Which she's not -- so please, stop calling Sega asking for her number. Yes, we're onto you.
Reader Comments (26)
Posted: Dec 15th 2009 7:23PM (Unverified) said
I'm buying this game for masturb-
I mean one handed mode
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I mean one handed mode
Posted: Dec 15th 2009 7:29PM mywhitenoise said
you know what's better than pixelated bodies, with small heads? Real life naked girls. I believe you can find them all over the internet.
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Posted: Dec 15th 2009 7:49PM fadeoutagain2784 said
They exist in real life too, mywhitenoise... not just on the internet. That's why you call them "real life naked girls," didn't you know?
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Posted: Dec 15th 2009 11:05PM WiredKnight said
Yea really. Internet or fanservice-y game, either way they're still just pixels.
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Posted: Dec 15th 2009 11:39PM (Unverified) said
Real life girls are pretty rad, but I also enjoy digital girls made of pixels. Y'know, all those ones in magazines which have been heavily edited with photoshop? Covergirls are just two steps away from computer graphics and still we fap.
That said, Bayonetta has got some freakish proportions going on
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That said, Bayonetta has got some freakish proportions going on
Posted: Dec 16th 2009 1:17AM CaramelZappa said
Real life girls talk to much. Sadly, pixels are still no substitute.
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Posted: Dec 15th 2009 10:42PM ArchiGamer said
I actually enjoyed the demo, more than I did for Dante(even though they aren't related at all), so...day one for me.
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 9:04AM Jack Tretton said
"Bayonetta (of, um, Bayonetta)..."
Thanks for, um, clarifying that. When I saw the headline I thought it was, um, Bayonetta, one of the unlockable characters in MW 2.
< strikethrough > for humorous effect!
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Thanks for, um, clarifying that. When I saw the headline I thought it was, um, Bayonetta, one of the unlockable characters in MW 2.
< strikethrough > for humorous effect!
Posted: Dec 17th 2009 7:46PM (Unverified) said
Sounds like Eva Green, the chick from the Bond flick Casino Royale. Sexy accent.
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