Dead or Alive Paradise coming to PSP, sans fighting (and volleyball)

Are we talking possible multiplayer modes? Because...

DOMINATION

Dude, tits are always FTW.... except for manboobs and grandma-tittes. Eeeeew.....

Pointy or meat flaps? Hmm...

PSP is region free, yo. :)

But dude, what's the point in importing it if you can't understand the AMAZING dialog.

It's usually hard when I do it.

i imagine the act itself isn't that hard. the hang up for me seems to be the getting to that point.

not all of us have 20 dollars to spend on a hooker jerk face

Sex may be easy, but we don't all have that special someone who can fill these out:

http://www.tecmogames.com/store/bikinis.asp

It may not be hard, but i like it rough!

Never heard of Sakura Taisen, I take it?

Ah..... Shuffle.

hey if you're attracted to fake cartoony/digital men thats cool but leave my fake boobies alone.

If they did that, Tomb Raider's sales would plunge into nothingness.

It is a tad creepy, but I guess it's better than some things.

Pixels are pixels. The chance of *insert adult film actress here* ever popping out of the screen and giving you a *insert unmentionable act here* are the same as *insert anime/game girl here* ever coming to life and *insert unmentioned act here*ing you.

The real creepy thing is when people get romantically attached to characters. As long as you aren't taking your DS to a chapel and marrying a video game character, you're probably fine.

Tmac get your head out of your arse, it's not creepy, trying to fix it with therapy is creepy and perverse, you are sick for mentioning that.

Bananaboat is wise, as long as theres no emotional attachment, or it's not delving into something weird then who cares. Naked women have been in art for thousands of years.

lastly, No I'm not going to buy it, nor am I attracted to it, tmac's statement was just wrong and outrageous thus prompting my reply. it's like saying you can cure homosexuality with therapy, that extent of therapy is abuse that never really cures anything. so it doesn't float your boat, who the fuck cares.

Dear Tmac,

I think we might be the last two sane sons of bitches on the God damned internet.

Love, Jerk Face

Morbo's argument and giant pulsating brain veins persuade me to agree with Morbo.

It is extremely creepy to be interested in this. its not even a game, its a portable wank tool. Therapy? maybe not. But still, i am blown away by the creeper anime weeaboo force on today. This game is pretty messed up.

I expect downvotes for not saying OH BOOBIES, and THERE'S NOTHING CREEPY ABOUT ITTTTT

If you want to have a real conversation regarding whether or not it is normal behaviour, then you can't just call things screwed up without considering a few things first.

First, consider that you recognize that man made image as human, or any drawing for that matter. You recognize the patterns of a face, placement of the eyes, ears, mouth, etc.

The human body responds to visual stimulus, especially sexually. Things that males submliminially respond to are usually indicative of what would in nature indicate a healthy breeding partner, specifically wide hips, large breasts, etc. If you recognize those patterns in the images, then it is completely healthy to respond to that image as you would a picture of a real woman of the same proportions, even if that is physiologically impossible, or exaggerated. A quick point, I am not accounting for personal taste, which dictates how much exaggeration would be considered grotesque by a person.

There is nothing to fix with therapy unless a person (over)reacts in an unnatural or unhealthy way, such as becoming overly fixated on an inanimate character. Anyone that reacts so negatively to a reasonably realistic image of a sexually attractive woman, no matter how that image is produced (camera, 3D software, painting, etc) needs to either stop being in denial due to their own disgust in their actually finding the image arousing, OR needs thereapy.

^^ that. why else would hugh hefner be rich? granted, the boobs he provides are "real" (even if they are manufactured)

but you still hold about the same chance of touching either one.

You mean Illusion's Real Kanojo game? I thought it already came out?

There's a bug/glitch with that game where you literally get to stretch her body parts in all sorts of creepy ways.

The benchmark application already came out (designed to show you if your gaming rig can handle the game). The actual game comes out in February I think.

And for the record, no, I did not download the demo, and I will not be importing the game. Not that I have any particular hangups about adult games, I just don't play them.

DoA in general is a pretty dead series. Virtua Fighter and Soul Calibur both beat it in terms of control and design.

I don't know brad... DoA is pretty damn fun. It's easily the most accessible *good* 3D fighter. It may not be a technical masterpiece, but the quick matches, tight controls and fighting system, and pretty versatile characters make it my most played 3D fighter (DoA Ultimate 2 especially). It's definitely a love it or hate it series though, I know a lot of hardcore fighters write it off, but it's the perfect game to play when your competition can't quite grasp The Last Blade 2 or Virtua Fighter 5.

I don't even consider myself 'hardcore' when it comes to fighters, but DoA 3's controls seemed unintuitive. When friends come over we usually play either SC4 or Virtua Fighter(32X) over DoA.

Last... Blade...
*drools*

Not Hentai, moe. Hell, i doubt if this game even gets to Ecchi (though that depends on your definition of Ecchi.)

That's exactly what I'm saying, if Tecmo is gonna continue to whore out DoA like this for quick cash and attention from immature otakus, they should make a stupid dating sim already.