Are you bored with the unspoken, yet powerful sexual tension between Resident Evil 5's protagonists, Chris and Sheva? Yeah, we are too -- that's why we're so excited about these scans from the latest issue of Famitsu (as uncovered by Siliconera), which reveal that the second chapter in the game's Alternative Edition DLC, titled Desperate Escape, will let you play as Jill Valentine and Josh Stone. In case you didn't recognize that last name, Josh Stone is actually a pretty popular British female soul singer. Seems like a weird choice, but what-evs.
Okay, Josh Stone is actually the BSAA member who helps out Chris and Sheva throughout the game -- mostly through the deus ex machina helicopter rescues for which the series is well-known. But wait -- if you're playing as Josh Stone, who's going to come rescue you at the end of the game in a helicopter? This could be bad, folks.
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:28AM mywhitenoise said
"Josh Stone is actually a pretty popular British female soul singer."
*Joss Stone.
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*Joss Stone.
Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:30AM bigphil2003 said
Might have worked if Joss Stone changed her name to Josh, but "what-evs".
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 1:43PM (Unverified) said
Man...that's gonna suck when I tell my black friend, Josh, this!
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:38AM (Unverified) said
this is old news.. The resident evil wikia page posted at least a week ago
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:37AM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said
and John Rambo is?
C'mon, I am kidding.
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C'mon, I am kidding.
Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:45AM Temidien said
How is Rambo not an exciting name? If you had never seen the movies or the infinite parodies, that name would imply a "charging force" of some kind.
The "John" part just adds to the "everyman" concept of First Blood and may be a reference to the concept of "Johnies" coming home from war.
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The "John" part just adds to the "everyman" concept of First Blood and may be a reference to the concept of "Johnies" coming home from war.
Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:48AM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said
Rambo was named after apples...
Anyway I said I was kidding.
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Anyway I said I was kidding.
Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:36AM (Unverified) said
I'm probably not going to play RE5, but I've got RE4 inbound in the mail.
Does that count?
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Does that count?
Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:38AM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said
You're missing out. Definitely not the best RE, but 5 was a solid game.
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:39AM (Unverified) said
Oh, everyone knows it's me, right? I figured I'd go with a holiday Sega theme.
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:41AM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said
The Saturn logo gave it away.
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:42AM Funkmaster General said
You're easy to spot by your icon. I didn't even notice the name change at first.
Also, I never played NiGHTS
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Also, I never played NiGHTS
Posted: Dec 16th 2009 12:26PM Uncle Jesse said
You could change your name 10 times a day and everyone here would still know it's you, don't worry.
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:45AM The Pork said
Maulok - why do you 'hate to say' that you had a better time with RE4? It's the superior game by far. I enjoyed RE5, no doubt, but RE4 is the best Resident Evil game ever. Play it, enjoy it, and play it again.
Oh, and I'm so getting this add-on stuff for RE5.
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Oh, and I'm so getting this add-on stuff for RE5.
Posted: Dec 16th 2009 11:58AM (Unverified) said
just for a bit of extra info, since its not mentioned.. the scenario is suppose to show jill's escape from the island after being saved from chris and sheva
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 12:40PM Cyberblood said
"if you're playing as Josh Stone, who's going to come rescue you at the end of the game in a helicopter?"
By Barry of course!
that or Rebecca, She is being ignored for too long already.
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By Barry of course!
that or Rebecca, She is being ignored for too long already.
Posted: Dec 16th 2009 4:49PM (Unverified) said
You'll fight T-Virus infected helicopters. Obviously.
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 5:00PM (Unverified) said
Ok so now we have Jill. Now all we need is a chapter with HUNK and HUNK only to see how he been holding down these past few years.
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Posted: Dec 16th 2009 6:22PM CaramelZappa said
I'm waiting for the collectors edition or whatever for the PS3, that has all the DLC and motion control support. As long as I know all this DLC and motion controller support is coming later, why pay for it now? The wii version was the best of RE4 in my opinion, and the PS3 version of RE5 with motion controls is going the same way.
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